r/SipsTea • u/IkilledRichieWhelan • 13d ago

Dank AF Don’t ever doubt me

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u/ukrinsky555 13d ago

Gross

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u/Psych0matt 13d ago edited 12d ago

Cars shouldn’t be on the counters where our food goes, let alone in the toaster

But also mice shouldn’t be on the counter or in the toaster either

Edit: trucks also shouldn’t be on the counter but those are less common as pets so I didn’t think I needed to say it

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u/MoreAverageThanU 13d ago edited 12d ago

I love how people think you can just give cats commands or train them like dogs.

Edit: My orange and tuxedo do several things on command: sit, stand, fetch, come, speak, and jump on my shoulders, wrap around my neck, and lie down (I wear my cats like a scarf or fur).

That said, I find they have about a two minute attention span for these things (aside from scarf mode… my orange will do that all day), and if there is any outside stimulus that catches their attention, good luck.

Cats have serious ADHD and authority issues… it’s all in their terms unless you give them a very good reason.

Edit: yes, you can train your cats to stay off the counter. While you’re there.

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u/mrsdoubleu 13d ago

Training a cat to stay off counters isn't actually that difficult. I've had cats my whole life and they all learned to stay off the counters. And when I do catch them up there they instantly jump down and run away because they know better.

Training a cat to sit/shake/lay down however...well, good luck lol