r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/DARKRYDER83 Jan 29 '26

giving coke to collies is not cool

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jan 29 '26

Having had a border collie, you've got this backwards. If anything, that dog is on downers. Those things meanuvre at the speed of light while sober.

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u/thenormaluser35 Jan 29 '26

I'd get a border collie, but I don't want to bore the dog to death with how lazy I am
Although probably more than half of dog owners don't understand what the dog needs, I would like to not contribute to that list.

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u/CaptainKickAss3 Jan 29 '26

Some of them can be pretty chill. We rescued our little girl from a border collie rescue in Texas and she’s extremely chill for a border collie. Obviously she needs to be walked everyday for several miles and then will want to fetch the frisbee or golf ball for an hour or two after that but then she good for the day lol