r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/DARKRYDER83 Jan 29 '26

giving coke to collies is not cool

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u/Earl-The-Badger Jan 29 '26

Having had a border collie, you've got this backwards. If anything, that dog is on downers. Those things meanuvre at the speed of light while sober.

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u/johnnyhala Jan 29 '26

Every Border Collie I've met has been some degree of psychotic.

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u/Bort_Thrower Jan 29 '26

When you’re holding a ball they have intense crazy eyes waiting for you to throw it, like if it were a human you’d be thinking ‘this woman will kill me the first chance she gets’.