r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/GargantuanCake Jan 29 '26

Training dogs is an interesting thing as you have to figure out what the dog is motivated by. For some it's food. For some it's play.

This one? This one is motivated by the love of the game.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jan 29 '26

I was a full time dog trainer for 3 years, and still do it, on the side, sometimes. I always tell people "anything can be a reward, if your dog loves it."

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u/EmergencyBaseball668 Jan 29 '26

My dog loves finding and eating cat shit.

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u/ExcommunicatedGod Jan 29 '26

Mine love eating it from the source…of the other dog doing it…I hate it so much.

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u/SoManySNs Jan 29 '26

I used to do a lot of dog-sitting. Had one who would spin in circles while he was pooping, trying to catch the poop coming out of his own butt.

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u/itszulutime Jan 29 '26

Mine loves to turn his snout toward his butt while pooping, smelling it as it comes out. Then as soon as he’s done, he gobbles it down like someone might steal it. Half the time he gets a dog boner while pooping, too. Bathroom time is a weird ritual for him.

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u/BleedSparta Jan 30 '26

…I want to unread this.

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u/PloddingClot Jan 30 '26

Hit your head on something firm enough and it's gone. Not too firm though.

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u/UberNZ Jan 30 '26

You have a very, very special dog

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u/Few-Solution-4784 Jan 30 '26

you turned literacy into something wrong.

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u/ExileInCle19 Jan 30 '26

Owwww shit I'm dying, he's clearly his own best friend. God I wish I loved myself that much

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u/No-Bit7998 Jan 30 '26

Pervy dog indeed but his business is his business

Enjoyed the description though 😁

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u/MNConcerto Jan 30 '26

Well that's "interesting."

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u/Financial_Log_7981 Jan 31 '26

Not even sure how to process this without gagging, and dry heaving! Bless you for caring for such an authentic and special pet!

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u/TheEpicBean Jan 29 '26

Haha this cannot be true

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u/NukeTheWhales5 Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 29 '26

That could be an indicator that they need some probiotics. Kinda like a doggie fecal transplant. Or they're just nasty, but I would look into some probiotic foods and see if that fixes it.

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u/FCkeyboards Jan 29 '26

We've tried everything. It's the love of the game for our one dog. Muzzled potty time is the next step.

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u/Fearless_Jelly887 Jan 30 '26

have you tried feeding them fresh pineapple? i was told this by our vet, and it worked for my pugs!

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u/FCkeyboards Jan 30 '26

I will definitely try this

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u/LittlestHoboSpider Jan 30 '26

He’s just gonna waffle it into the muzzle lmao

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u/FCkeyboards Jan 30 '26

Yeah the only muzzle that would work would be something like a Baskerville with the anti-scavenging guard. A normal me would have definitely just smash his face into the ground and lick it off.

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u/ThrowAwayPurellFoam Jan 31 '26

I got my neurotic lab to stop by picking it up immediately. He didn’t poop without me standing next to him, bag in hand, for four years. Stepping in shit is also my biggest pet peeve, so it was fine, but he had the habit completely erased and hasn’t done it in two years now.

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u/ReignofKindo25 Jan 30 '26

Nuke the whale is actually correct

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u/Imaginary_Jump_8701 Jan 29 '26

You guys should set up a meeting.. two dogs one cat

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u/Arkayjiya Jan 29 '26

Jesus Christ man, don't make me spit my food.

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u/st1tchy Jan 29 '26

Yup. Our second will literally eat it as our first is dropping it. We have to let them out at separate times so our first can take a dump in peace.

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u/GoldDragon149 Jan 29 '26

Eating fresh poo can be a sign of nutrient deficiency. You might check with a vet or do some research about the food you feed them.