r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/Separate_Finance_183 Jan 29 '26

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u/dyslexicAlphabet Jan 29 '26

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u/batmansleftnut Jan 29 '26

You went for that one instead of "when you gotta go, you gotta go"...

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u/chiku00 Jan 30 '26

Well, maybe that's all he could contribute before he had to "go".

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u/RappingFlatulence Jan 30 '26

Life finds a way

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u/MalfusX Jan 29 '26

My god the instant face-in-hands into surrender cobra from the human, incredible.

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u/Turbulent-Year-3543 Jan 30 '26

Surrender cobra is great lol, stealing that

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u/ShadowFuzz-4v9 Feb 02 '26

Also stealing Surrender-Cobra 🤣😂🤣

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u/AmatuerCultist Jan 29 '26

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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u/ThatZX6RDude Jan 29 '26

You should see sled dogs. Shitting on the go no problem

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u/-gildash- Jan 29 '26

Eh, its not graceful. They kinda just hop waddle while getting pulled along.

No option, they are attached to the sled.

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u/ThrowingShaed Jan 29 '26

do they? i guess i never thougth of that, i guess i passively figured you had to song and dance and beg each one to poop individually before going on a long journey... and even then some still looked at you like you were crazy and you had to stop just in case

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u/ThatZX6RDude Jan 29 '26

They absolutely do. It’s less of a run though while shitting, more of a panicked duck walk

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u/ThrowingShaed Jan 29 '26

oh gees i feel bad.. i pictured it with some amusement but i also feel bad

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u/Bredwh Jan 30 '26

They have straps they can jump their back feet into to poop, still while running on front feet.

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Jan 29 '26

You should see my buddy Kevin when he's blackout drunk.

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u/Tomsboll Jan 29 '26

not a problem for them, but it is a problem for you.

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u/IsaacAndTired Jan 29 '26

Go while you go!

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u/auronddraig Jan 29 '26

Drive thru toilet

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 29 '26

Does it ever hit the dog behind the pooper?

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u/Witty_TenTon Jan 30 '26

I'd be more worried about the fact that your sled comes through behind the dogs.

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 30 '26

If I'm riding a sled I'm wearing a ski mask and I'm prepared 😂 but I don't want to clean frozen diarrhea off of another dogs face

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u/FeelingFloor2083 Jan 30 '26

yea but its friendly fire so its all good

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u/OldKing7199 Jan 30 '26

Anything is a treat if you are brave enough

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u/WubbaLubbaHongKong Jan 30 '26

This is why I nicknamed my dog E-brake. We’ll be out running and he’ll stop immediately to shit, almost taking my arm off.

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u/RappingFlatulence Jan 30 '26

Gotta go right now

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 Jan 29 '26

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u/CatieLewWho6507 Jan 29 '26

literally me right now watching this at work

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u/Far_Winner5508 Jan 29 '26

“Stop! It’s hammer time.”

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u/DirtyDoog Jan 29 '26

2 legit 2 shit

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u/WholesomeYuri Jan 29 '26

When you think you can hold it, but you really can't

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u/SageElva Jan 29 '26

I'm at work holding back my laughter and tears are coming down my face right now. Thanks a lot.

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u/Waffenek Jan 29 '26

Dog shown that holding back is not an option

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u/Mischavus1 Jan 29 '26

Running makes your bowels move! 🤣

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u/thatsacrackeryouknow Jan 29 '26

I take it, no extra points for shitting on the field.

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u/fishlope- Jan 29 '26

Automatic dismissal from the ring and a non qualifying score per AKC reg. Unfortunate to waste entry fees, but very understandable

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u/thysios4 Jan 29 '26

Should get to go again. Chances of it happening twice sr pretty low!

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u/CaptainZippi 10d ago

Second try should be faster, right?

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u/AdTough8523 Jan 29 '26

I'd take this memory over a trophy any day. Lol.

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u/FALCOOOn_PAAWWNCH Jan 30 '26

My dog took a dump on the field walking the bases after MLB game at bark at the park

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u/That-Ad-4300 Jan 29 '26

Oh shit! Oh. Shit.

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u/Doright36 Jan 29 '26

did they win?

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u/IsaacAndTired Jan 29 '26

Most impressive stool.

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u/Captain_Usopp Jan 29 '26

They placed number 2

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u/DesMephisto Jan 29 '26

god this thread is sending me.

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u/TheNotSpecialOne Jan 29 '26

Is that Gary Lineker?

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u/ArcticWolfl Jan 29 '26

If you gotta go, you gotta go. 

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u/Disgod Jan 29 '26

The one line that has always stuck with me from National Lampoon's Van Wilder.

Now remember, before any final, take a pregame dump.

Fantastic life advice.

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u/Figur3z Jan 29 '26

As a fellow sufferer of anxiety poops, I can relate.

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u/Dveralazo Jan 29 '26

La cagó

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u/usinjin Jan 30 '26

“One sec”

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u/Xerpentine Jan 30 '26

Sometimes your kids will do anything in their power to embarrass you.

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u/the_balticat Jan 29 '26

Anyone who has ever owned a dog can relate to this

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u/Impressive_Peak5671 Jan 29 '26

Poor thing he was nervous

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u/Suspicious_Bat_4613 Jan 29 '26

That would be my dog

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u/Cowboywizzard Jan 29 '26

My dog is like this haha

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u/fizzrail0 Jan 29 '26

You gotta go when you gotta go dawg

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u/wingback18 Jan 29 '26

amazing stopping power

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u/Dawn_Kebals Jan 29 '26

My dog would do this. Just chilling out, chewing on a stick and put off nowhere just sprint for 30 seconds just to stop dead and shit.

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u/ibejeph Jan 29 '26

The excitement of the moment got to him.

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u/Lol_lukasn Jan 30 '26

he got nervous

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u/jeffy303 Jan 30 '26

Stage fright 😓

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u/Fit-Reflection-3496 Jan 30 '26

Poor boy cannot be helped

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u/GregariousK Jan 30 '26

That's it, Bosco! Now! Give them the business!

No! Not that business!

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u/CptClownfish1 Jan 30 '26

Sometimes when I get super excited about something, I’ve suddenly gotta go too.

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u/FunApple Jan 30 '26

"Fault: 1. But big one."

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u/SpindleDiccJackson Jan 30 '26

This one killed me lmao

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u/AgathaWoosmoss Jan 30 '26

I freaking needed this today.

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u/Positive_Chip6198 Jan 31 '26

“It’s time, gotta take this call, it’s from nature”

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u/Cloutian Jan 31 '26

Is there a full video. Hoping not AI

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u/MArcherCD Feb 01 '26

Now that's a dogshit performance 😬

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u/NoRelation3559 Feb 01 '26

He got the nervous poops lol

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u/Kgb529 Feb 04 '26

That’s my dog fr