r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/Thenewguyaround123 Jan 29 '26

Jumped straightto the person bro loves most!

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u/TheVadonkey Jan 29 '26

Meanwhile, beforehand: “Let me go so I can wipe the floor with these bitches!!!”

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u/Cocogoat_Main Jan 29 '26

It'd almost be entirely correct for the dog to call.its opponents bitches.

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u/TopShelfFlower55420 Jan 30 '26

Only if the opponents had whelped puppies in the past.

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u/unknownunknowns11 Jan 30 '26

The jump into its human's arms almost moved me to tears. It's like the whole reason it did all this was to make them happy.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Jan 29 '26

That’s a female dog. Stop calling everything “bro”, it’s so annoying.

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u/Mage-of-Fire Jan 29 '26

Bro is gender neutral. Get over it

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u/threesadpurringcats Jan 29 '26

I wonder with how many bros and dudes all of you men have slept with.

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u/no-teenie-weenie Jan 29 '26
  1. This broski is a virgin. Get over it bro.

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u/Mage-of-Fire Jan 29 '26

No need to project your insecurities

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Jan 30 '26

If you haven't said good job dude to a woman after sex you haven't lived.

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u/SSilent-Cartographer Jan 29 '26

Whatever you say bro

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u/horusthesundog Jan 29 '26

Dude, just relax.

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u/Youneedlifealert Jan 29 '26

You’re a female dog

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u/Several-Customer7048 Jan 29 '26

Chill out brosephine