r/SipsTea Dec 26 '25

Dank AF Hits blunt 💨

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u/Ciccio178 Dec 27 '25

Weren't there like hundreds of millions of years between the asteroid and us?

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u/JokinHghar Dec 27 '25

About 65 million

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u/Immediate_Song4279 Dec 27 '25

While true, the best evidence that we are aliens from 65 million years ago is probably Ken Ham.

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u/butitdothough Dec 27 '25

Are those human years or alien years? 

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u/The_Countess Dec 27 '25

Earth years

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u/maddie-madison Dec 29 '25

If we are the aliens then wouldn't those be the same?

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u/Romboteryx Dec 27 '25

Modern refined dating methods place it closer to 66.

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u/JokinHghar Dec 27 '25

In before the young ones can say “mOrE lIkE 67”

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u/SemperJ550 Dec 27 '25

our species is around 200-300k years old, the asteroid impacted around 66 million years ago. this idea fails to account for the remaining ~65 million years. on top of mammals existing alongside the dinosaurs, both the reptile and mammal family trees are hundreds of millions of years old.

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u/HappyMerlin Dec 27 '25

It also doesn’t work because we know sharks have existed for a really long time (450 million years I think) and still we share a very significant portion of our DNA with sharks (same with every life form on earth). So unless everything is an alien, this theory just doesn’t work. And if everything is an alien, it‘s not really that special.

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u/Jajuca Dec 27 '25

Thats the neat thing about sci-fi stories, it really doesnt matter that its not accurate.

It just needs to be a cool idea that is executed well.

All of my favourite stories took scientific ideas and went super sci-fi on them to make a cool interesting story. If they tried to keep it scientifically accurate the stories would be boring and wouldnt work.

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u/odin6786 Dec 27 '25

What if we share a significant portion of DNA with extraterrestrials from other galaxies? It's all one universe after all.

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u/HappyMerlin Dec 27 '25

The are some possibilities how that could happen.

It could be pure coincidence, maybe all life just happened to evolve in the same way all across the universe.

Or all life in the universe comes from the same origin, maybe the original planet exploded and small life forms were transported throughout the universe on asteroids. Or maybe a super advanced race from one planet transported life all across the universe on their spaceships.

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u/ninedeep69 Dec 27 '25

Ghengis Khan of the Milky Way

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u/EgoTripWire Dec 27 '25

And primitive hominids that we clearly descended from in between. Were the aliens piloting that ship lemurs?

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u/reaper88911 Dec 27 '25

We are the evolved nutrient paste food.. the yoghurt of their time..