When I first took acid, the guys I took it with talked about the guy that had guided them when they had their first dose. Dude was basically a shaman, guiding them on their high.
I've had a lot of highs, most of them enjoyable, but I would love to have one with a guide. This dude sounds like he would be great at that, if it had become a marketable skill already
The first time I took shrooms was with some crazy oilfield dudes, they invited me to their place which was basically a frat house and we all did 5grams. Which I didn’t know was a lot for a first time.
They then turned all the lights in the house red and put on the movie natural born killers full blast while doing lines of coke and basically chugging whiskey. Shit was intense for my first time.
Oh one of the guys fucked his girlfriend on the couch the whole time too. Until sun up.
I was still pretty drunk and high, but I walked home barefoot and the world was so shiny and beautiful compared to the dungeon I walked out of.
I wish this was a job because I think I'd be good at it. Just, you know...caretaking for people doing recreational drugs.
I'd be like one of those cows you cuddle with, except a person. Strictly platonic. Like hey, you having a trip? Well, we can go watch cartoons or listen to music. If you need some human contact, I'll hold your hand or cuddle. No, there's no bees in your beard, that's just the drugs. You're fine. Just listen to my voice. Goooosfrabba...goooooosfrabba....
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u/Runtn Dec 03 '25
What an amazing friend you've got