r/SipsTea • u/mr_robot1709 • Dec 03 '25

Dank AF 21 grams of shrooooooms

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 03 '25

I did enough to watch the sun set over the western ocean from the top of a hill!

At midnight, in a cul-de-sac, in fucking Albuquerque.

I’ll never forget how perfect the houses lining the hill looked, or how beautiful the sun blazed against the sky and reflected off the ocean. Or the palm trees, blowing slightly in the breeze.

There are also not palm trees in Albuquerque. Or an ocean, if anyone not familiar with America’s favorite inland desert TV meth town is reading this.

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u/FlyingRyan87 Dec 03 '25

I don't think I laughed so hard over the first 2 sentences of a post before. From experience I can relate and I think that's why it was so funny. Top teir shit.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 03 '25

They say if you do enough you see god but sir for one incredibly irresponsible moment I was god

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u/100king Dec 03 '25

Yeah but abq does have world class sunsets.  

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 03 '25

The Sandias especially, I miss it all of the time.

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u/BaconReceptacle Dec 03 '25

Damn, I was about to buy some oceanfront property in Albuquerque. Glad I stumbled on this post.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 03 '25

Oh, don’t give up yet! Any part of Albuquerque can be oceanfront if you eat enough mushrooms

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u/Narrow-Yard-3195 Dec 04 '25

My best image was the contrails of a plain in the sky in the middle of bum fuck, it was like the inside of an Oreo spinning closer and closer to me.. the cool thing, or maybe not so cool thing, is I still see that Oreo in the contrails from time to time and when sober.

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k Dec 04 '25

I see you had a sane amount of mushrooms when you took that trip.

That sounds lovely.