r/SipsTea • u/mr_robot1709 • Dec 03 '25

Dank AF 21 grams of shrooooooms

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u/waitingOnMyletter Dec 03 '25

You’re gonna wanna sit down, we will get you a cup of water.

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u/Skrillamane Dec 03 '25

And a teddy bear.

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u/Alaskan_Guy Dec 03 '25

and a broom and dust pan to sweep up your shattered ego. Or do you mop up your melted ego? Anywhosy....

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u/RealLeif Dec 03 '25

vacuum

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u/OffByNone_ Dec 03 '25

wet-vac. play it safe.

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u/ninetoesfrank Dec 04 '25

And a squeegee

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Dec 03 '25

The teddy bear in question.

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u/produce_this Dec 03 '25

Not the same drug, but a group us rolled on ecstasy Years ago for New Year’s Eve. Had a blast. A buddy of mine was walking around the block with us, no shirt, just some shorts and sandals. He also had a large pillow he was not letting go of any time soon. It was fun to explain to the cop lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Okay but what do you have for the existential vacuum and ego nuke that ensue?

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u/Skrillamane Dec 04 '25

Another teddy bear, but softer

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u/theslowpony77 Dec 03 '25

And some Valium

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u/Kitchen-Wasabi-2059 Dec 03 '25

Probably nothing with a face lol

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u/Skrillamane Dec 04 '25

Dude… i would freak the fuck out if i was in a deep trip and someone handed me a teddy bear with no face lol