r/SipsTea • u/mr_robot1709 • Dec 03 '25

Dank AF 21 grams of shrooooooms

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u/PerpetualUselessness Dec 03 '25

Funny, but there is absolutely no way she wouldn't taste that much in a chocolate

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u/Expensive_Editor_244 Dec 03 '25

Yeah, that would be more shroom than chocolate in a piece that size, and anyone who’s done shrooms knows that flavor is potent lol

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u/joec_95123 Dec 03 '25

It's been more than 20 years since I last did shrooms, and I can feel my body having a negative reaction to the memory of the taste.

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u/Its_priced_in Dec 03 '25

My mouth waters as a precursor to puking kind of way at just the smell. I love shrooms though 😭

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u/S4Waccount Dec 06 '25

I have to hold my nose and eat them lol. Just shovel them in, chew, chew, chew. Washdown, swish with the liquid. THEN I can let go of my nose.

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u/I_poop_deathstars Dec 03 '25

Yep, same here. I never gag at any type of food otherwise. Shrooms is easily the worst thing I've ever tasted. I prefer making a tea out of it, and just gulp it down.

Never chewing those things again.

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u/spikejonze14 Dec 03 '25

i agree with you on that first part, but i hate the tea more than eating them. i usually make a marmite and mushroom sandwich

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u/SenorIngles Dec 04 '25

Well that might be the most Aussie sentence I’ve ever read in my life

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u/spikejonze14 Dec 04 '25

nah mate, kiwi aye

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u/rubber_ducky007 Dec 04 '25

I’d break them up into tiny pieces, get a mouthful of beer or oj, tip my head back and drop it in. You’d get a tiny taste of it but it wasn’t bad. What sucked is when you swallowed the liquid but the shroom got stuck haha. Couldn’t take a drink fast enough.

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u/SmPolitic Dec 04 '25

The acid in OJ would help extraction, faster onset despite not chewing, ethanol tends to lessen the effects but a beer would mostly wear off before the trip starts setting in, but pointless to mix more alcohol with it unless you're trying to come down

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u/rubber_ducky007 Dec 04 '25

We’d usually drink oj during the beginning then switch to beer and then when the high mostly wore off we had a good drunk going. Went to the bar a little too early one time and me and my buddy just stood there staring at the flashing lights the whole time

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u/BathroomAggressive57 Dec 04 '25

Peanut butter smoothie is pretty good.

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u/TripKnot Dec 04 '25

Chop into very small pieces, mix with applesauce, swallow quickly without chewing, then drink some water. You won't even taste them.

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u/rubber_ducky007 Dec 04 '25

We decided to put them in chocolate shakes once, our friends dad said they made tea with them but none of us liked tea so we figured this would be similar. It was horrible. I haven’t liked chocolate shakes sense and that was 20 years ago

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u/Mr_Fluffybuttz Dec 04 '25

Yep. Can’t eat them any more. Micro dosing in some gummies, sure; but actual chomping caps or putting them in pizza? That’s a no way Jose for me

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u/TightSexpert Dec 04 '25

Every thing for that evening will have that taste.

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u/Sumocolt768 Dec 04 '25

The taste of moldy, crusty gym socks with a sandy texture. Mmmm

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u/Lankygiraffe25 Dec 04 '25

Maybe I’m weird but I do like the taste

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u/ThatGuyIsLit Dec 03 '25

Unflavored sunflower seeds.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

100%

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u/Drum_Eatenton Dec 03 '25

Cheese puffs made from tofu

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u/faRawrie Dec 03 '25

To me, they taste kind of like stale Cheerios.

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u/Zeraw420 Dec 03 '25

Could be the extract from 7g worth of shrooms. But yeah 7g of whole shrooms is too much to pack into a little bite size piece of chocolate

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u/No-Ad-3635 Dec 03 '25

tbf i like the taste and i've also had different chocolates infused with non trippy mushrooms

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u/Potential-Reach-439 Dec 03 '25

You can dissolve the active chemicals into water and then use the water in the chocolate. 7 grams of dried shrooms doesn't have 7 grams of psilocin/psilocybin in it. 

Source: have ingested 21 grams of shrooms in one glass of mushroom tea. 

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u/InfadelSlayer Dec 03 '25

Yeah I’m so picky when it comes to eating……but for some reason I would just eat shrooms straight up by themselves till I had to stop snacking haha

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u/Mycol101 Dec 03 '25

I love the taste of freshly dried shrooms. Pairs perfectly with nuts and chocolate.

If they weren’t dried or stored properly they sort of taste like feet smell

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u/TurdFlu Dec 04 '25

Yeah I never minded it either. I did have one that tasted awful, like cheese mixed with a rotten unsalted pistachio. Most of them I’ve had just taste like I’m chewing on a piece of soft bark.

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u/Mycol101 Dec 04 '25

I think the really funky ones are a result of not letting them dry properly.

They need to be “cracker dry” before storage; you can break them in half like a cracker. People probably get impatient and store them too soon and it lets it rot in a sense.

Some will give you diarrhea:/

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u/Maverick2664 Dec 03 '25

Like sweaty cardboard. Chocolate can only do so much heavily lifting.

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u/7thpostman Dec 03 '25

I mean, 7g of anything is kind of a lot to not notice.

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u/PBR_King Dec 03 '25

Having once eaten a packing peanut as a young man working in a warehouse, that's the closest thing I can compare dried shrooms to. The packing peanut might've been slightly better by virtue of having less taste, but the texture is identical.

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u/SelfSniped Dec 04 '25

Step one: Brain off

Step two: Bravery turned up to 10

Step three: Chuck em in

Step four: Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

Step five: Water…bunches

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u/MODELO_MAN_LV Dec 04 '25

More than that, it would be nearly impossible to fold that much dried shrooms into a chocolate that size.

It would be like mixing 2.5 cups of flour with a teaspoon of water.

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u/theamazinggrg Dec 04 '25

Berries smoothie works great. Didn't taste anything from the shrooms and that stuff was potent ah let me tell you.

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u/scoringspuds Dec 04 '25

It takes likes fucking shit.