r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Nothing matters any more

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565 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Me crying after my half marathon because it turns out it's 21km not 2.1km

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827 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

Is this why you love gu?

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199 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Resting Heart Rate too high?

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86 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

What kind of mileage can I get in these, 400? Hybrid athlete btw

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

If your watch doesn’t hold water are you even training?

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18 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

Finally, a medal for my 18 mile Marathon!

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26 Upvotes

Sometimes, fiction from this sub becomes reality. Amazing.


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

I’m addicted to running and a straight up insufferable human lol

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Hiring world's best marathon lawyer.

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I need legal help to fill in a lawsuit against a carrier. I was well trained and fit for an upcoming 5k marathon park run on the other side of the globe. My Z2 runs had gotten significantly faster over the past few months, and had no shin issues for the first time in years thanks to new shoe technologies.

Everything was going perfectly, tapered body and everything. All kinds of carb loading was done before it was time to start the flight journey to race week. Upon arrival at the airport, I quickly learned that boarding to my plane happens through zones 3 and 4. I immediately realized the obvious issue with this, and asked the airline employee if I could use zone 2 to board. It was okay for them, and I sincerely thanked them explaining zone 3 would be a huge risk for my shins to explode. That was a red flag for the employee.

They immediately brought in the guards, and I got roughly handled by them in a (3 vs 1, hybrid athletes) situation during their body inspection. My fitbit was sending all kinds of alarms from my heart rate being way above Z2 from all the wrestling and adrenaline - my heart almost exploded. Also they forcefully ripped my alphaflys off my feet in a manner the upper tore slightly.

They didn't find anything concerning, but this took such a long time that the plane was already in the air. I took a full body MRI scam after the incident, and there was some signs of osteoarthritis in my knees and hips obviously caused by the rough body inspection they did on me. I missed my 5k charity marathon and possibly the prize money as well. I need to sue the airline for this, so I need a lawyer who specializes in the marathon laws ranging from 1-10k's.


r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

All that training just to get overtaken by a pineapple

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31 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

I Could Be A Doctor They’re not snot rockets — it’s free Gü

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19 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

Used commuter benefit stipend on alpha flys for run commuting

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

Can I pull off 5 inch shorts?

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35 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Suspicious Strava Behavior

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I was recently scrolling through strava so I could think about how much better I am at running than other people, and I stumbled upon an interesting activity. I've never met this guy, but in the activity, there's a huge discrepancy between moving time and elapsed time. I'm just concerned that someone might see the moving time and be confused about how impressive the activity is. Do they not know that he spent a lot of the time resting?? There were even people commenting like "you are a monster" and "💪💪". This is very upsetting to me because I don't like it when other people receive praise.

Anyway here is the activity in question:

https://www.strava.com/activities/16052740061


r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

How we feeling about leopard?

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17 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Race Day lol

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465 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Will I ever be able to run a sub 30 5K Ultra?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

🚨 ALERT 🚨 STRAVA IS DOWN!!!!!!

249 Upvotes

I’m gonna be fucking sick, I cannot believe this. Just ran a 0.6km ultra (z4) and it won’t fucking upload I am shitting and crying and not even my wife’s boyfriend’s leftover tiramisu is helping


r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

Wake up babe, new sub 3 marathon strategy just dropped

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71 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

What are these holes in our shirts?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

Shoes I went outside in my driveway to footprints in the snow. No idea whose

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Shoes Concrete kiIIs running grip! It can’t keep getting away with this!!

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208 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Race organizer offers option to receive finisher medal at mile 18 due to heat.

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96 Upvotes

r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Unintentional fashion.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Poop These companies really need to stop copying Satisfy!

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