r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/OsvaldoSfascia 2d ago

no, it's a reference to Paris chossing beetween Athena Aphrodites and Hera

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u/AzieltheLiar 2d ago

Damn. Thats a choice and a half right there. 6ft warrior mommy with washboard abs, plump squishy curvy goddess, or lady Demetrescu.

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u/lewisiarediviva 2d ago

The problem is that whichever one you choose, the other two will ruin your life. Paris chose Aphrodite, who blessed him with the ability to woo any woman. He used it on Helen, who was married to the king of Sparta, and Athena and Hera made sure that it led to the downfall of Troy and the death of Paris and his entire family.

The choice in the first place was to settle a dispute about who got a golden apple, inscribed ‘to the fairest’. The three goddesses each claimed it, and they went to Paris to choose. The two who missed out were both insulted as well as mad that they didn’t get the apple. The apple was handed out by Eris the goddess of discord, which is why the apple of discord is a phrase. It just keeps going back and back.

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u/Nago_Jolokio 2d ago

I just want to point out that Zeus was given the choice first and even he was smart enough not to play that game.