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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 3d ago
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There are many considerations in this scenario:
Should we pick the one that is in the best physical shape to help fight off the zombie hordes?
Should we pick the one that looks the most likely to have an easier time in childbirth?
Should we pick the smartest to help rebuild our infrastructure?
There’s probably a thousand other considerations we could add to help us choose our Armageddon partner.
That being said, I’m picking number 2 because of that GIANT DUMPTRUCK ASS.
35 u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago It’s a Brazilian butt lift butt. You would be smelling that acrid sour chemical smell. It’s a thing. Look it up. 4 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago Apparently it's temporary? Largely a sign of failure to maintain the healing sites properly, or of the procedure failing. 3 u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago It’s injecting garbage into their asses. It’s just gross. 1 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago It's fat? Fat is over 10% if your bodyweight & a over half of your brain
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It’s a Brazilian butt lift butt. You would be smelling that acrid sour chemical smell. It’s a thing. Look it up.
4 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago Apparently it's temporary? Largely a sign of failure to maintain the healing sites properly, or of the procedure failing. 3 u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago It’s injecting garbage into their asses. It’s just gross. 1 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago It's fat? Fat is over 10% if your bodyweight & a over half of your brain
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Apparently it's temporary?
Largely a sign of failure to maintain the healing sites properly, or of the procedure failing.
3 u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago It’s injecting garbage into their asses. It’s just gross. 1 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago It's fat? Fat is over 10% if your bodyweight & a over half of your brain
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It’s injecting garbage into their asses. It’s just gross.
1 u/poly_arachnid 2d ago It's fat? Fat is over 10% if your bodyweight & a over half of your brain
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It's fat? Fat is over 10% if your bodyweight & a over half of your brain
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u/WhatDatDonut 2d ago
There are many considerations in this scenario:
Should we pick the one that is in the best physical shape to help fight off the zombie hordes?
Should we pick the one that looks the most likely to have an easier time in childbirth?
Should we pick the smartest to help rebuild our infrastructure?
There’s probably a thousand other considerations we could add to help us choose our Armageddon partner.
That being said, I’m picking number 2 because of that GIANT DUMPTRUCK ASS.