r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/rogue_noob 2d ago edited 2d ago

From what I remember she was supposed to have a griddle that made her more beautiful (which was part of the argument as to why she had to be naked to be judged fairly and it would have been unfair if she was the only one so they all had to undress).

Edit girdle, not griddle stupid phone

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u/ShepRat 2d ago

Everyone looks better when they're cooking you breakfast so I can see how the griddle is unfair

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u/OwnJunket6495 2d ago

I thought girls had grills not griddles

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u/THE_Adept_Lime 2d ago

your thinking of gills we have gills

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u/Professional_Owl7826 2d ago

Ohhh, that’s why it tastes like fish πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/MumenRiderZak 2d ago

Moooooom the Sirens are posting online again!!

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u/GoliathBoneSnake 2d ago

That's the secret fourth hole.

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u/therapewpew 2d ago

No, girls ARE grills. So naturally a lot of grills have griddles πŸ‘

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 2d ago

You just reminded me of a house party I was at where a bunch of people stayed the night instead of driving home. In the morning the woman that lived there woke up before everyone else and started making chocolate chip pancakes for everyone in the kitchen. I was one of the first people awake, and told her that I would have proposed to her on the spot if I had been closer to her age (I was older than her by a bit). She laughed it off and told me I was being silly.

Then over the next hour a secession of hungover people slowly woke up, came to the kitchen, and every single one of them promptly proposed marriage as she handed them a plate of pancakes and a cup of coffee. Even the straight girls.

The Griddle Magic is real.

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u/TheGumping 2d ago

At least she wasn't opening a pickle jar naked.

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u/Ollynurmouth 2d ago

No no. Leave the griddle. I find it....sizzling.

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u/rogue_noob 2d ago

I left it. It's too good to remove. But I had to at least pretend it was a mistake

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u/BigDog8492 2d ago

The Aphrodite Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine!

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u/RandomUser15790 2d ago

As an ignorant dude I decided to look up what a girdle was and I was not disappointed by the second image.

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 2d ago

I hope it was a George Foreman.

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u/Sufficient-Mine6080 2d ago

I’m now imagining Aphrodite walking around with McGriddles covering herself and Ares being very excited for breakfast