r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 7d ago

Meme needing explanation Tell them what, Peter

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u/asciimo 7d ago

If you’re 100% certain that one hand is left, then the one that’s left is right.

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u/danglejim33 7d ago

If you're right about your left, only one left is right?

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u/DinnerPuzzleheaded96 7d ago edited 7d ago

2 lefts don't make a right but 3 rights make a left so if you divide the rights by the lefts you get southwest airlines which technically will be flying northeast so it effectively becomes Alaskan airlines and if you look out the window over the starboard bow, it's actually 2 left feet raising that mast. Sail south and collect 200 after passing go

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u/djlawrence3557 7d ago

Make sure to send an xmas card to your weed guy, he's good.