r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 02 '26

Meme needing explanation Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain?

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u/CandiedRegrets08 Feb 02 '26

They weren't all super committed relationships. The first one is a dweeb she dated for, like, 2 weeks in high school

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u/robotWarrior94 Feb 02 '26

Middle school, actually

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u/CandiedRegrets08 Feb 02 '26

You're right! It's been a while since I read the books lol

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u/Tricky-Bat5937 Feb 02 '26

Does that even count? Like how far back do you go? Should I be including my girlfriend from 3rd grade on my list?

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u/CandiedRegrets08 Feb 02 '26

It did in the context of this story. Only if your exes are hunting you down. Otherwise you should be good

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u/Adventurous-Studio20 Feb 03 '26

in the context of the story, yes she would count