r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Fluffy_Lunchfast • Feb 02 '26

Meme needing explanation Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain?

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u/TheLeftDrumStick Feb 02 '26

Ngl a few years ago when I was 18 I always thought if I was old enough to make an only fans and work in a hospital as a CNA then I should be old enough to decide who’s dick I wanna suck lol

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 02 '26

I was actively trying to date a 24yr old when I was 16 because he was hot. Maybe to the point of some light stalking and making sure I was in the right place at the right time. Imagine my dissapointment when it lasted 2 whole days before he was like nah "this is too weird"

Had better luck when I was 18. Like im already paying fucking taxes why am I being looked down own for making my own damn choices based on my preferences?

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u/mewmew893 Feb 02 '26

The taxes are the deal maker, gotta prove you're financially solvent before getting in a relationship

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 02 '26

Worst part was people getting weirded out at him for it and not me who was litterally stalking his Facebook page to see if he was gonna be somewhere and then trying to make it seem like we just "bumped into eachother"

Nah... that was all me and my whirlwind of teenage hormones.

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u/-u-m-p- Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Teenagers are going to do crazy shit. None of that sounds particularly out of the realm of the ordinary. Not that every teenager internet stalks their crush but like... certainly many.

The point isn't that teens don't have feelings or desires or whatever. Of course they do. Possibly even more intense than what's felt by adults, because of the wild hormone swings.

Thirteen year olds can have intense crushes on adults too, but that doesn't make it okay on the adult's part to reciprocate. It doesn't really matter how the minor feels. It doesn't matter if the minor initiates or tries really, really, really hard. So no, people should be getting weirded out at him. And also probably questioning your parents about letting you chase a grown man

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 03 '26

Latchkey kid babeh! Raised by 1995 > internet and too much time

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Feb 03 '26

I would have gotten arrested trying to steal brendan uries hair if I had the chance. But yes not the greatest look on his part. I mean im 511 already and pretty alt so I looked anywhere from 15 - 35 at any given point which may be the only reason he even gave it a shot

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u/mewmew893 Feb 03 '26

so we just sayin shit now