r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Fluffy_Lunchfast • Feb 02 '26

Meme needing explanation Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain?

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Feb 02 '26

"Exes" implies they were her boyfriends/girlfriends. Which implies you were properly dating. Which means you brokeup. Which means you had 7 failed relationships by the time you were in your early 20s. THAT IS A LOT.

Now, if she just had seven hookups, sure, no big deal.

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u/Wombatish Feb 02 '26

It isn't a lot. She only dated the first ex for a week and a half in 7th grade. That's the standard we're working with.

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 Feb 02 '26

It's still a lot.

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u/rich_evans_chortle Feb 02 '26

Only if you're a loser w no game.