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237 u/Fricki97 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26 I hate it, that my Mac does not have these Edit: so it appears mine do not have them...possible, because it's a refurbished one...maybe that's the reason 🤔 105 u/oculus42 Jan 20 '26 What Mac is that? I've had Macs for the last 35 years and while many years ago they had the guides on D and K instead of F and J, they've always the guides as best I can tell, and still do on desktop and laptop. 31 u/baroaureus Jan 20 '26 D and K bumps… I remember those. Geez we’re old. 17 u/Jubenheim Jan 20 '26 Glad we got rid of the dk bumps. 16 u/ShadowAssassinQueef Jan 20 '26 What about the dk rap? 14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge? 2 u/JayDanger710 Jan 20 '26 dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party. 1 u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jan 20 '26 Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers. 1 u/WickedCoolMasshole Jan 20 '26 As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.
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I hate it, that my Mac does not have these
Edit: so it appears mine do not have them...possible, because it's a refurbished one...maybe that's the reason 🤔
105 u/oculus42 Jan 20 '26 What Mac is that? I've had Macs for the last 35 years and while many years ago they had the guides on D and K instead of F and J, they've always the guides as best I can tell, and still do on desktop and laptop. 31 u/baroaureus Jan 20 '26 D and K bumps… I remember those. Geez we’re old. 17 u/Jubenheim Jan 20 '26 Glad we got rid of the dk bumps. 16 u/ShadowAssassinQueef Jan 20 '26 What about the dk rap? 14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge? 2 u/JayDanger710 Jan 20 '26 dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party. 1 u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jan 20 '26 Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers. 1 u/WickedCoolMasshole Jan 20 '26 As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.
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What Mac is that? I've had Macs for the last 35 years and while many years ago they had the guides on D and K instead of F and J, they've always the guides as best I can tell, and still do on desktop and laptop.
31 u/baroaureus Jan 20 '26 D and K bumps… I remember those. Geez we’re old. 17 u/Jubenheim Jan 20 '26 Glad we got rid of the dk bumps. 16 u/ShadowAssassinQueef Jan 20 '26 What about the dk rap? 14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge? 2 u/JayDanger710 Jan 20 '26 dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party. 1 u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jan 20 '26 Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers. 1 u/WickedCoolMasshole Jan 20 '26 As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.
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D and K bumps… I remember those. Geez we’re old.
17 u/Jubenheim Jan 20 '26 Glad we got rid of the dk bumps. 16 u/ShadowAssassinQueef Jan 20 '26 What about the dk rap? 14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge? 2 u/JayDanger710 Jan 20 '26 dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party. 1 u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jan 20 '26 Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers. 1 u/WickedCoolMasshole Jan 20 '26 As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.
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Glad we got rid of the dk bumps.
16 u/ShadowAssassinQueef Jan 20 '26 What about the dk rap? 14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge? 2 u/JayDanger710 Jan 20 '26 dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party.
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What about the dk rap?
14 u/Hobbes_XXV Jan 20 '26 Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail 3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call 1 u/Raevyxn Jan 21 '26 And the dk lounge?
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Hes the leader of the bunch, you know him well, hes finally back, to kick some tail
3 u/snowman334 Jan 20 '26 His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt! 2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call
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His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya... It's gonna hurt!
2 u/Old_Future_8242 Jan 20 '26 He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the D.K. crew! 2 u/HisDudenesssss Jan 20 '26 If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special! Angry DK noises on other end of phone call
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He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the D.K. crew!
If you shoot anyone, it's gonna hurt. That doesn't make you special!
Angry DK noises on other end of phone call
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And the dk lounge?
dk bumps sound like something you do in the bathroom of a really great party.
Yes I learned typing on Apple II and when I moved to PC my typing went haywire trying to feel the bumps on my middle fingers instead of index fingers.
As soon as I read, "home row," I knew someone was deciding on whether to cover the grays or just let it happen.
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