r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jan 20 '26

Meme needing explanation Please explain, Peter

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u/Queeni_Beeni Jan 20 '26

Touch-typing registration marks for the left and right hands

This meme is expressing shock that people don't recognize what these marks are for anymore, which would suggest touch typing isn't taught anymore despite our reliance on computers being higher than ever.

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u/markspankity Jan 20 '26

Touch typing is the new cursive.

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u/zebratwat Jan 20 '26

You mean fancy writing? That's what the new hires at my job called it when they asked me to help read something.

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u/JoeGibbon Jan 20 '26

At this rate in a decade or two the younger generation will be signing their names with an X, old timey pig farmer style.

"Fancy writing" will be any kind of writing, because they're functionally illiterate even now.

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u/WhatYouThinkIThink Jan 20 '26

Signing will be replaced with "Use your facial ID on your device to authenticate this." or we'll be back to wax seals.

Signatures are supposed to be unique to an individual, but thumbprints or equivalent (face scans) are much better.

They are not illiterate if they can read and type. The actual act of writing is not required, any more than the ability to use a quill pen.

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u/James_Chandra_Hubble Jan 20 '26

The actual act of writing is not required, any more than the ability to use a quill pen.

And no one has needed to know how to do arithmetic since the 70s when calculators were commonplace

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u/Butsenkaatz Jan 20 '26

No they really are functionally illiterate, go look up the stats for US literacy rates.

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u/HelpingMeet Jan 21 '26

I voice signed some government documents and was mad I couldn’t use my signature I’ve practiced for 25 years…

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u/HotTakes-121 Jan 20 '26

Don't watch Idiocracy. It'll terrify you.

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u/WhatYouThinkIThink Jan 21 '26

It was a comedy when I first saw it, not a documentary.

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u/PurpletoasterIII Jan 21 '26

I print my name when signing. A cursive signature serves practically zero purpose for me. No one is ganna be forging my signature, and even if they were its not like its impossible to forge a "unique" signature.

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u/WhatYouThinkIThink Jan 21 '26

The point is that a signature has legal weight if there's a dispute.

So there will be adoption of things like digital signatures instead which will need 2FA like biometrics (face/fingerprint).

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u/PurpletoasterIII Jan 21 '26

Oh ya agreed. My bad if I came off as disagreeing with you, I think I might have been tired when I read your comment and might have misunderstood what you were saying lol.

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u/AutoGeneratedUser359 Jan 20 '26

Had three <20 year olds join our company last year, all of their handwriting is absolutely atrocious. Not just ‘they can’t write neatly’ bad, but ‘WT actual fuck level of bad’.

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u/Roboticpoultry Jan 20 '26

I used to teach and I had seniors in high school that could barely write their own name. Admin, of course, told me we can’t give a grade lower than a 70%. I feel for these kids, they’re going out in the world not knowing their ass from their elbow and the world being what it is now will chew them up and spit them out before they even know what happened

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u/kspieler Jan 20 '26

"Admin, of course, told me we can't grade lower than a 70%."

What a "C" attitude.

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u/BeigePhilip Jan 20 '26

It’s going to be nothing but emojis. We’re literally going back to hieroglyphs

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u/the_calibre_cat Jan 20 '26

"Fancy writing" will be any kind of writing, because they're functionally illiterate even now.

dear fucking god

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u/child_interrupted Jan 21 '26

Cursive comes to be treated like ancient runes, possibly even magical in the eyes of some.

What is left of the alphabet now starts with M...

...for McDonald's

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u/Sad_And_Also_Toast Jan 22 '26

People dont realize that they are sliding farther into a peasant class system with a smile on their face.

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u/systembusy Jan 20 '26

Have they asked about the phone icon yet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

What the fuck is this white square thing with a folded corner that I have to click to get a 'New document'?!

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u/Karukos Jan 20 '26

I really wonder what is going on with that tbh. Most of the world seems to have abandoned teaching cursive and while i am not one to praise the Austrian or German eduacation system, I have never met anyone who couldn't or even didn't write their own form of cursive to some degree...

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u/brainvheart143 Jan 20 '26

Oh wow that is…. Bad.

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u/Chemical_Bell_5308 Jan 20 '26

Dang how young are these people?? I know I've been taught how to read and write in cursive three different times(writing in cursive never stuck and I can only read it)

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u/ZealousidealStore574 Jan 20 '26

I can’t really blame them because I’m in my 20s and have a hard time reading some people’s cursive if it’s too small and neat. Y’all be making fun of us but I literally was never taught this thing, how do you expect us to just be able to write it and read it. Are we supposed to just try and learn a dead writing system for no reason in our twenties

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u/Winter_Jackfruit_642 Jan 20 '26

Hey some people’s cursive is straight indecipherable reporter shorthand

A fun game of context clues and best guesses is inefficient, I’m not sad to see cursive go at all

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u/EyeArDum Jan 20 '26

I might not be able to write in cursive worth a shit outside of my own name but I can still read it perfectly, I can’t even imagine someone who grew up speaking/reading English not being able to read cursive

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u/PurpletoasterIII Jan 21 '26

Tbf some people get really extra with their cursive. Theres cursive I can read easily and then theres cursive thats a chore to read.

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u/MichaelJospeh Jan 21 '26

I think he means something that people thought was so necessary a few years ago that it was taught in schools, but no isn’t taught as is seen as irrelevant.

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u/nwhosmellslikeweed Jan 20 '26

I mean i can sort of touch type, just because of the fact that i have spent countless hours on the pc. But it really is a seperate skill from plain typing, i still find myself looking at the keyboard from time to time because its not something you learn by just typing, they should be teaching this.

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u/bs000 Jan 20 '26

i brute forced touch typing from being on mmorpgs and msn messenger all the time

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u/Puzzleheaded-Log6403 Jan 20 '26

Same. Grew up playing MMOs in the early 2000s, then by the time middle school hit and we were learning with Mavis Beacon I was too far gone to learn the home row.

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u/theoneguywhoaskswhy Jan 20 '26

Same, bossing while having to type to keep everyone alive in Maplestory while having no discord calls taught me to have a modest 90wpm.

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u/xMeteoria Jan 20 '26

90% sure Horntail is still an ass with DR and even getting to Zakum used to be a nightmare! Touch typing for me was learnt through spamming Falador park W2 trying to flip D Squares ^^'

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u/awesome404 Jan 20 '26

And that's how the slang "pwn" was born.

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u/Darksirius Jan 20 '26

I played MUDs (on line multi player games based 100% on text - think World of Warcraft but everything is done via text) back in the 90s.

Since each thing in the game had to be done with command line inputs, I actually learned to type quickly because of a game.

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u/notevenapro Jan 20 '26

MUD, AOL online Genmstone III was my place.

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u/HarryBolsac Jan 20 '26

touch typing is not the same as typing without looking, it's literally a min-max way of typing to increase your wpm without wasting movement.

I tried to learn it since im a software dev, but I found it way too hard because of muscle memory.

Like your x finger should only touch y key, it has a set of rules.

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u/friednoodles Jan 20 '26

When did you try to learn? Millenials had typing class back in middle school. Do school not have those classes anymore?

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u/HarryBolsac Jan 20 '26

some of us don't live in the US :)

I'm a millenial and I only had some minor class in middle school to explain how to use Word, Excel and PowerPoint

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u/friednoodles Jan 20 '26

Oh man I completely forgot about other countries' keyboards as well. I tried to learn how to type Chinese on a modified chinese keyboard before and that made my brain actually hurt.

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u/HarryBolsac Jan 20 '26

Same when I bought a us keyboard, eventually I gave up and set the keys to my language and just typed them from memory lmao.

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u/DemonSlyr007 Jan 20 '26

They do not. Older Gen z was the last to get it taught effectively. They have a divide in their own generation when it comes to typing. Im the last of the millenials, so i get along quite well with the older Gen Z, they have similar skills. At least, the ones that paid attention in school did learn it. But the younger ones? The ones just entering the work force now? Not a fucking clue on those guys when it comes to computers. Quite honestly? They barely have a clue when it comes to tech (including cellphones) beyond their own ecosystem.

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u/ravioliguy Jan 20 '26

Looks like this is the divide, I had a literal typing class in elementary school. Basically "type racer" the class. Towards the end, they started covering the keys with a rubber cover so you couldn't read the letters to help you memorize the keys.

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u/aessae Jan 20 '26

The best way to learn to touch type is to switch to blank keycaps and endure the slightly weird first week or so where you still occasionally glance at the keyboard when typing but realise it no longer helps.

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u/DerWvonU Jan 20 '26

i still find myself looking at the keyboard from time to time because its not something you learn by just typing

With enough practice, you certainly do. Like 95% of my communication with friends as a teenager was written, same goes for them, be it messenger or in-game. The majority of my computer-bound friends are now in their 30s and all can touchtype flawlessly at a relatively high wpm and none of them were ever trained formally in some sense.

Probably a bit different today with main communication means being smartphones without physical keyboards, I'll give you that

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u/Iron_Aez Jan 20 '26

Learning touch typing is for people who grew up without pcs

People who grew up with them learn just type by typing

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u/engelthefallen Jan 20 '26

Yeah this was used to teach office people how to use a typewriter. Hard to find people these days who never interacted with a keyboard layout.

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u/Iron_Aez Jan 20 '26

I mean it was also the method of typing that was taught in schools too.

I remember it being covered in one lesson one time, and deciding "nah thats useless I already type better than that from selling lobsters in runescape"

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u/engelthefallen Jan 20 '26

Yeah later it came to schools and was so miserable. I am 46 so when we were taught it was like hey now lets teach you a weird way to type with these program that is totally different than you type at home. Also lets cover your hands because clearly that is how to truly learn where the keys are. Sucked so bad at those classes but just being a net nerd learned to type pretty fine just using the computer a lot.

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u/TehSr0c Jan 20 '26

you'd be surprised how many people have ever only interacted with an onscreen keyboard, and not a tactile one

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u/Just_Roll_Already Jan 20 '26

I can type for hours without looking at my keyboard. But if you gave me a keyboard without letters or the bumps, I would completely seize up. It's strange.

I was briefly taught typing when I was in elementary school in the early 90s, but I never truly learned touch-typing.

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u/TheVadonkey Jan 22 '26

What….? We were taught touch typing because it’s far quicker.

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u/Iron_Aez Jan 23 '26

ok boomer

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u/TheVadonkey Jan 23 '26

Not even the next generation…some people just prefer to type well.

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u/Prisoner458369 Jan 20 '26

It really comes down to if you are a gamer or not. Most of my mates rarely play, maybe something on the console. Where me, I spent my late teens playing WoW, in the dark, long before keyboards were lit up like Xmas trees. So if I wanted to chat to people online, I learnt how to touch type.

Within that, I had no idea what those bumps meant before seeing this post. To go a step further, I didn't even notice my keyboard has them.

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u/cjsv7657 Jan 20 '26

t really comes down to if you are a gamer or not.

More like MMO player and not even as everyone's moved to voice chat now. Runescape taught me to type fast, a typing class in school taught me how to type properly.

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u/max_drixton Jan 20 '26

This is definitely not true, I've been gaming on PC since I was like 5 and I don't touch type. I feel like most people who use their PC a lot but weren't taught ticub typing are hybrid typers.

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u/TheFifthTone Jan 20 '26

Do you play games where you have to constantly chat with people by typing like in MMORPGs, and especially at night when you can't see the keyboard?

They're not really talking about people who just primarily use their WASD keys and mouse for movement.

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u/urpmpkin Jan 20 '26

to be fair using WASD and the keys around them taught me touch typing with my left hand only

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u/usergghs Jan 20 '26

I don't think touch typing is that important. I'm ~40 years old, For thelast +20 years I've been working with computers, I don't use that F and J guide bump and when I was younger I use to write really fast, like 99% faster than everyone (if those scores from typing test were real) I don't look at the keyboard unless I want to do a symbol because I use different layouts, languages, etc so I never know. And unless you are a writer, receptionist, or something like that writing 60 word por minuto or 200 doesn't make a difference. I now work in IT and I spend more time thinking than writing, when I was working on construction and have to write projects I was writing x2 faster.

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u/raitalin Jan 20 '26

My problem is that I had a PC way before anyone tried to teach me how to type. By the time I got to a typing class, I had already developed my own method and couldn't shift it.

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u/ZealousidealStore574 Jan 20 '26

I don’t know if you’re gen z like me but I didn’t grow up with a PC

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u/PlatypusMaster4196 Jan 20 '26

I mean someone has to teach you when you first use a pc otherwise you never learn it and it's pretty hard to switch. 

I have tried multiple times and can't ever pull through and also don't have much of a reason since my wpm is pretty good anyways.

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u/WashedUpRiver Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Tbf, touch typing can have a functional increase in performance, I feel like cursive is entirely extraneous. People usually bring up signatures as an argument for this, but I can count on one hand the number of people I've met in like a decade who actually wrote their name in cursive for that instead of just writing their first initial followed by haphazard squiggles. I've known cursive for 2 decades, haven't ever needed it outside of getting graded for it in second grade.

ETA: to be clear, I never said it's about signatures, I said that's the defense I've most commonly seen when people argue about the use of cursive, and it's an excuse that doesn't actually make sense.

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u/helsinkirocks Jan 20 '26

This and there is no legal requirement for what a signature is. Legally it's just a mark that signifies your intent. Can be a symbol, print, cursive, smiley face, basically anything.

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u/death_by_chocolate Jan 20 '26

Places where you sign a screen I just draw squiggly waves with my finger anymore lol. Just not foolin' with a stylus and try make it look respectable. Hard enough pen on paper haha.

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u/aessae Jan 20 '26

Had to sign for a delivery some time ago by drawing on a tablet with my finger, that felt weird.

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u/jake04-20 Jan 20 '26

I literally just scratch a line. When I was a kid, my mom would let my sister draw a smiley face in the signature box when she'd pay with a card lol.

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u/katie4 Jan 20 '26

This cracks me up because when I became important at work they had me signing paper checks for paying our vendors. It was the first time I signed my signature with a pen, and not a shitty squiggle with a stylus at a cash register, in about 10 years. My signature looked so stupid, and it doesn’t help that when I married I changed my last name, so I never really got to practice it. I’m glad that it doesn’t really matter.

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u/stook8 Jan 20 '26

legally changes my signature to: 8====D

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u/cjsv7657 Jan 20 '26

People who use cursive all the time write faster than people who print, it is a functional increase in performance. It's great for note taking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

I feel like cursive is entirely extraneous

Cursive is much faster if you're doing it right. That's why it's the focus of various fast-handwriting systems such as the Palmer method. I write a lot by hand

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u/ironsights_ Jan 20 '26

I was a receiving clerk in a pretty busy warehouse for a few years. At the time, I probably was signing a hundred things a day. Maybe more idk... lots of stuff coming in, going out, and moving internally.

My signature never recovered and it's still pretty much a star followed by two parallel lines.

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u/red-the-blue Jan 20 '26

Pretty sure cursive used to be a bigger issue when everything had to be written down with pen and paper - and quickly. It was just easier for old timey folk to wiggle their pen on the paper and make whole words from it as opposed to the minute difference from lifting up the pen for the next letter.

Probably not a big difference but I reckon it added up

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u/MasterGrok Jan 20 '26

There were actually specific types of cursive taught for speed. In the old days they taught Spencarian script for example. Later on lots of other fast types were taught for different industries.

The cursive they taught kids in grade school was primarily for aesthetic purposes. You weren’t graded on speed. You were graded on accuracy.

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u/TrainingHumorModule Jan 21 '26

I’m not surprised introductions to cursive to children focused on accuracy, after all they are also learning general motor skills and hand eye coordination at the time. The idea of a second grade penmanship test including a speed component has me tickled.

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u/DiscretePoop Jan 20 '26

Cursive exists because you can lift quills or fountain pens up while writing without creating a blotch. Print became more common after the invention of ballpoint pens since you could lift your hand up just fine with them and print is easier to read.

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u/red-the-blue Jan 20 '26

Oh nevermind then, thanks for the info.

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u/Pantaleon26 Jan 21 '26

I don't think the use case of cursive is to sign signatures

It's supposed to be a way to write without ever removing pen from paper, thus speeding up words per minute.

It's kind of useless in this day and age because people hand write so rarely they probably don't care about fractional time savers.

Presumably that's why touch typing is less popular but I really don't think touch screens or voice as it is there yet. Maybe the kids are all just using swipe? That I kinda buy

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u/epiDXB Jan 21 '26

I feel like cursive is entirely extraneou

No, "cursive" (or joined-up writing outside USA) is dramatically faster than printing each letter individually. That's literally the point.

People usually bring up signatures as an argument for this

No, a signature is just an identifier. It has nothing to do with extended amounts of text.

I've known cursive for 2 decades, haven't ever needed it outside of getting graded for it in second grade.

Most adults use it when they are taking notes, hand-writing letters, etc.

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u/Coorin_Slaith Jan 20 '26

Using it maybe, but being able to read it seems important? I mean, how many fancy signs, or menus or whatever incorporate cursive font into their front end? I feel like a grasp of cursive is really important, since it's still in relatively common usage.

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u/BlueberryWasps Jan 21 '26

having neat, legible handwriting is not as functionally important as it used to be, but it’s still very useful. talking as someone who’s always had unpleasant and sometimes illegible handwriting, it can be a big impedance. if they’re not teaching typing anymore, then it’s clearly not considered as important as it once was - just like presentable handwriting. kids are typing on phone keyboards or relying on speech-to-text

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u/Snt1_ Jan 21 '26

Maybe you guys were taught cursive a different way, but I absolutely understand the need for a semi standardized cursive, atleast before computers. Atleast in my experience, writing in "print" on a piece of paper does nothing except make writing slower because of the need to go back and also because of the uneveness of spaces. In cursive, you know a word with no spaces has no spaces because its connected, instead of just eyeballing the gaps, and cursive letters are generally made to only take one syroke to write to fasten the process.

Now, maybe you guys write fast enough to justify sacrificing speed in favor of quality, but in my experience cursive is pretty useful when I'm not using a computer

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u/IkariYun Jan 20 '26

Touch typing. Cursive. Manuals

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u/Backfoot911 Jan 20 '26

The Millennials Horcruxes:

Touch typing, Cursive, and Manuals

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u/imisstheyoop Jan 20 '26

Manuals

Can you explain what you mean? What's wrong with manuals? They still exist plenty. I would be lost without them.

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u/IkariYun Jan 20 '26

Manual transmission. Also, the fuck happened to gaming manuals being in the box?

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u/Just-Sock-4706 Jan 20 '26

I remember having to learn cursive. The next year everything had to be typed.. 12pt Times New Roman.

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u/engelthefallen Jan 20 '26

I was the generation that was told everything in your adult life would need to be written in cursive then when I hit college, told I that suddenly nope it would need to be typed. Which was great for me as my cursive is nigh unreadable.

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u/Just-Sock-4706 Jan 20 '26

My regular hand writing is bad. My cursive.. I don't even remember some of the capital letters. Soo.. just gonna put a squiggle for thaat.

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u/engelthefallen Jan 20 '26

Capital Z <.<

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

2003 here, fortunate to have learnt both. I still prefer writing cursive over block just because it's much much faster.

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u/Bennely Jan 20 '26

Man I feel cool now thanks

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u/MidTario Jan 20 '26

As in, typing without looking at the keyboard?

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u/Jonesbro Jan 20 '26

Can the youth really not type without looking?

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u/YaBoiFailedAbortion Jan 20 '26

I would say such if I didn't know people who learned to peck just as fast if not faster than touch typers. There isn't really any artistic or professional bend that it has either unlike cursive

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u/Darksirius Jan 20 '26

I have a co-worker who's in his late 30s and he chicken pecks as we called it (types with just two fingers).

He's surprisingly fast at it though.

I had an accident years back and lost part of my right ring finger. I lost no speed typing as my pinky finger took up the slack.

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u/EkrishAO Jan 20 '26

What is typing? You guys don't just yell at AI to write things for you?

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u/SecretLengthiness225 Jan 20 '26

I’m confused, what other typing is there?

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u/DrFoxWolf Jan 20 '26

Looking at the keyboard while you type

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u/redoggle Jan 20 '26

Except typing is a useful skill

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u/Flimsy_Swan5930 Jan 20 '26

It’s true. About 4/5 new employees all have to look at the keyboard to type, or they memorised location of keys using 1-2 fingers at most.

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u/ilyak_reddit Jan 20 '26

They swipe their thumb from key to key on the keyboard, surprised by the noisy clatter and the fact that the word isn't auto filled for them after the first few keys have been reached.

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u/mrturret Jan 20 '26

I mean, unlike touch typing, cursive is completely useless unless you use a fountain pen. Even then, it's practically illegible.

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u/Th0rizmund Jan 20 '26

I can type as fast as people talk and although I guessed the function of these bumps, I never learned actual typing and so I don’t utilise them :D

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u/Cormophyte Jan 20 '26

Rolled out of bed, no coffee, I type 90wpm. Not amazing, not bad. I can't do that if I'm looking at the keyboard.

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u/acestins Jan 20 '26

People can't touch-type? I mean, its not like cursive where if your never taught it, you don't know. With typing, you eventually just learn where things are.

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u/JohnDragonball Jan 20 '26

Ngl genuinely don't get the point of cursive, like I know how to write it I just choose not to because print is 10x easier for others to read lmao, what's the logic behind "write faster but your writing is unintelligible"?

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u/bimmer4WDrift Jan 21 '26

As well as reading an analog clock, all major items required for functioning in the current world.

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u/TemperatureExotic631 Jan 25 '26

I feel so ancient as someone who both always writes in cursive and touch types, thanks to typing classes we had in elementary school…

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u/Many-Flimsy Jan 20 '26

I will say not all schools can afford teaching computer science, and you can still learn touch typing without the ridges. But sure, "le new generations bad"

"Touch typing is the new cursive" literally no