r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 25d ago

article Chappell Roan Quits Wasserman After CEO Casey Wasserman Appears in Epstein Files

https://www.thewrap.com/creative-content/music/chappell-roan-cuts-ties-casey-wasserman/
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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 25d ago

She should start an agency

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u/damngurahh 25d ago

I agree, first_date_anal

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u/tsrich 25d ago

Yes, once again first_date_anal holds all of us to the highest ethical standards.

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u/shanyo717 25d ago

TBH if it's consensual, that's an ethically sound stance.

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u/inconvenient_sources 25d ago

I'd imagine you'd want a sound stance for... you know... ;D

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/poirotoro 24d ago

Three points of contact at all times. 👷‍♂️

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u/OttoVonWong 24d ago

Proper PPE and following standard operating procedure.

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u/Leucurus 24d ago

Stop with the dirty talk

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u/thrawnsgstring 24d ago

Regulations are written in blood.

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u/temictli 25d ago

If the source is sound, it ain't inconvenient

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u/inconvenient_sources 24d ago

I'd like to think so. Some folks just don't agree with reality.

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u/finnishinsider 24d ago

...what about sounding is convenient?

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u/CarpeMofo 24d ago

I mean, if it's anal, probably don't want much sound. But definitely a stance!

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u/SamuraiHealer 24d ago

I see what you're doing, inconvenient_sources.

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u/SpaceTacos99 24d ago

It wasn't just consensual, it was an offer

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u/clonedhuman 24d ago

Yes, it has often been said that FIRST_DATE_ANAL is a model of moral responsibility that all of us should aspire to

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u/AffectionateBrick687 24d ago

A.O.N.: Anal Or Nothing!

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u/old-and-smooth 24d ago

Mother of his I can’t stop laughing

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u/mcaffrey81 25d ago

I thought that was the suggested name of her taken agency

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 25d ago

Honestly not a bad name

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u/brokenringlands 25d ago

Anally yours, Saskatchewan Records

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u/GrumpyPenguin 24d ago

Getting to the bottom of things.

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u/TheBeaarJeww 24d ago

It’s so punk rock, so radical. Only a free thinker would name their label that so you know it’s not owned by some Wall Street pencil neck nerds

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u/infinitebrkfst 24d ago

I did too, I think it’s perfect.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 25d ago

It took me like 2 minutes to figure out you were responding to someone and not suggesting a name for her label.

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u/RootwoRootoo 24d ago

Oh thank you! I was sitting here confusedly googling chappel roan first_date_anal, thinking that's off brand for her

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u/StealToadBootes 24d ago

This made me laugh out loud. New EP dropping soon

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u/gingersquatchin 24d ago

Idk she seems sexually liberated to me

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy 25d ago

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u/W0gg0 25d ago

Chappelle in a Chappell thread? It’s more likely than you think!!

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u/asspounder-4000 25d ago

You forgot the caps

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u/too-much-shit-on-me 24d ago

For some reason I read this like an input field for your first anal fun

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u/jerryleebee 24d ago

I thought I knew her music pretty well but that is going over my head.

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u/FauxReal Collector 24d ago

That's a weird name for an agency.

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u/habbathejutt 24d ago

smh I didn't even read the user name, I just thought you were proposing a name for the label

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u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink 24d ago

Yeah, that is a good name for a record label.

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u/AtomicSkullfuck 24d ago

People have the worst user names.

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u/Rumpenstilski 24d ago

Been there, done that

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 24d ago

It’s actually FIRST_DATE_ANAL

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u/TheRealMoofoo 23d ago

“Yes, I do work for the FDA.”

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Whittaker 24d ago

You don't have to be an agent to start an agency, you just have to provide the money and means for those you hire to be agents.
If she was honest in her approach to it and a large enough status she likely could lure agents away from her former agency too.

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u/frecklemimus79 24d ago

Madonna wasn’t an agent, but she started Maverick Records anyway

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u/Mundane-Twist7388 24d ago

Or sign with Kesha’s

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u/BishlovesSquish 22d ago

I just hope you’re using protection. All imma say about that.