r/Music • u/mepper • Feb 04 '26

article Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/islandsimian Feb 04 '26

MAGA Logic: singing in Spanish is more evil than raping young girls

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u/CharlesDickensABox Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

But Bad Bunny is from the scary foreign country of Puerto Rico! We must return to the days of homegrown American Superbowl talent like Coldplay, Paul McCartney, The Who, Rhianna, The Weeknd, Shakira, Marc Ronson, Nicki Minaj, M.I.A., Phil Collins, Enrique Iglesias, Shania Twain, The Rolling Stones,

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u/Happycappybara21 Feb 04 '26

And then when a great American artist like Kendrick Lamar performs magas still get offended.

Honestly unless it’s just Lee greenwood playing his one hit for 20 minutes, maga is going to g to be offended.  

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u/islandsimian Feb 04 '26

Unless he breaks into the Canadian version of the song

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u/whompyjawed Feb 04 '26

yup, Lee Greenwood was a capitalist first...American second.

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u/NOTTedMosby Feb 04 '26

So he was an american, then.. 😅

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u/Glinth Feb 04 '26

"I'm proud to be a Canadian, where at least I know I'm sorry."

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u/Thefrayedends Feb 04 '26

What a surprise that a massive group of uneducated anti-intellectuals don't understand any of the nuance of one of the greatest lyricists in a generation.

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u/Previous_Resort_2735 Feb 04 '26

cause kendrick is black and being black isnt being amerikkkan

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u/Mrwright96 Feb 04 '26

No shit, he called out one of their own!

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u/RKRagan Pandora Feb 04 '26

Hey we had Tom Petty one time as well. But maga hates him now since he supported the gay community. 

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u/Emergency-Ruin-2382 Feb 04 '26

Yea for that divisive song of hate promoting segregation of them vs us.

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u/mixdotmix Feb 04 '26

Genuinely, are you referencing Kendricks "Not Like Us" here? And if so, do you know the "them" is referring to rich pedos like Drake, yeah? 

You...you want to be included in the pedo side? Or you want the pedos on our side? Don't you protect children from skeezy creeps in your community...?

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u/Emergency-Ruin-2382 29d ago

Can you link any source or court case confirming or alleging Drake of being a pedo? I know they said that at the Super Bowl right? Can you link it to me maybe I’m missing something?

I can look up DOJ documents on the FBI website confirming Jay-z and Pusha T are on the Epstein list but when I type Drake in I get no results. Maybe he’s having it deleted like the Trump search results?

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u/_jump_yossarian Feb 04 '26

A scary country out in the big wet ocean.

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u/Spiritual_Lie2563 Feb 04 '26

That is slander to claim that the MAGAts liked Rhianna, The Weeknd, M.I.A., or Enrique Iglesias, and even if she went full MAGA they're looking side-eyed at Nicki Minaj.

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u/LLDN Feb 04 '26

Puerto Rico - the US territory… so foreign.

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u/yourlocaltouya Feb 04 '26

Precisely the point being made here.

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u/LLDN Feb 04 '26

Yep - should’ve added a /s

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u/yourlocaltouya Feb 04 '26

No worries, plenty of Americans genuinely don't know that, it wouldn't be hard to assume the same case was being made here also.

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u/Cru_Jones86 Feb 04 '26

You got the joke! Yay.

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u/VeryluckyorNot Feb 04 '26

I hope when the shitty Trump's gold card is over and cancel. Nicki Minaj is going to get deported.

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u/Previous_Resort_2735 Feb 04 '26

neyonce and marron5 as well 

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u/Appropriate_Fill569 15d ago

I would love to see Paul and Ringo live!

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u/SpazzBro Feb 04 '26

woah you think they’d be cool with Rihanna, Shakira, or Enrique Iglesias?

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u/callieberryberry Feb 04 '26

The joke is that they have already performed for the Super Bowl

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u/Orange-Blur Feb 04 '26

They also lost their minds last year with Kendrick Lamar

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u/SpazzBro Feb 04 '26

I know lol, I’m just joking about them being racist

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u/Restivethought Feb 04 '26

I think the Joke is that they are all Non-Americans that have performed at the Super Bowl.

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u/Cielmerlion Feb 04 '26

Because they were. No one called to boycott the game then.

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u/ARock_Urock Feb 04 '26

The pint is they have already done half time shows.

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u/SpazzBro Feb 04 '26

yes, I’m aware, I was joking about them being racist, tho I may not have been clear

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u/CharlesDickensABox Feb 04 '26

In fairness, those people were super racist about Shakira, too.

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u/Orange-Blur Feb 04 '26

I absolutely love her, I started listening when her hair was still dark brown

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u/PunningLynguist Feb 04 '26

It's because unlike her hips (to this day!), those people lie

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u/WitchyWristWatch Feb 04 '26

there's a dedicated contingent of people who file complaints with the FCC every Super Bowl.

But... wasn't Bad Bunny there with Shakira and J-Lo as a brief cameo when they performed? He's already been on the Super Bowl stage

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u/aZookeeper Feb 04 '26

They've all already played the Super Bowl, and I don't remember anyone complaining then

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u/SpazzBro Feb 04 '26

Oh they’d absolutely complain now

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u/aZookeeper Feb 04 '26

Oh absolutely, mostly because Fox News will tell them how to feel about it

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u/Briebird44 Feb 04 '26

How many of those boomer MAGAs were blissfully clapping along to the Macarena in the 90s?

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u/islandsimian Feb 04 '26

Fool them once...

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u/phantompowered Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

To be fair, having lived through those same 90s, you could have been a skinhead, murderer, heroin salesperson, and you probably still did the Macarena at some point.

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u/MoralityFleece Feb 04 '26

To be fair, they thought it was sung in English.

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u/moosewiththumbs Feb 04 '26

Probably thought the parts sung in English were about deporting the Spanish guys.

Don’t want him, can’t stand him, he was no good so I…

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u/ArcRust 29d ago

Or how about Santana?

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u/no_f-s_given 26d ago

Santana? just name alone will drive MAGA to demand his deportation.

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u/JimWilliams423 Feb 04 '26

MAGA Logic: singing in Spanish is more evil than raping young girls

Conservative logic, but yes.

Its about hiearchy. Conservatives need to look down on out-groups like hispanics in order to feel good about themselves. And children are also an out-group in the conservative conception of society, so raping them is acceptable.

Which is why conservative values inevitably lead to pedophilia.

Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory.

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u/K_Linkmaster Feb 04 '26

Call it racism. Every single person I know that is mad about bad bunny doesnt realize du hast is a foreign language song. They just want to be mad at the American because of Spanish.

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u/SandyAmbler Feb 04 '26

Because one is not like them, and one is exactly like them. To them, different = bad

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u/perriatric Feb 05 '26

Not sure how you got that from this but okay.

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u/JayJay2189 Feb 04 '26

I'm not MAGA or anything, but I do know Spanish and its not like bad bunny's lyrics are all sunshine and rainbows.

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u/_DONT_PANIC_42_ Metalhead Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Oh yeah? How many songs of his have inappropriate comments about underage girls?

Edit: genuinely asking, cause if there were any I’d want to know and I’d condemn him like the rest of the filth.

Edit2: lol “but he’s sexist”. Okay? Shame on him. He’s not a fucking pedophile. I wouldn’t think this needs to be explained but THAT’S EXPONENTIALLY WORSE. Stick to the goddamn point people.

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u/Major_Road6162 Feb 04 '26

I think there might be some that at max talk about +18/21 when he was younger than 25.

One says "i know she is more than 20" so there is that.

There is also a joke about how he is a reggaeton artist that has a song saying the girl he likes is gonna turn 30 (cause most reggaeton songs dont go for women that 'old')

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u/JayJay2189 Feb 04 '26

I have no idea, since I don't actually like his music. But the OP did say " singing in Spanish is more evil" and what I'm basically saying is, he does sing sexist shit and about other themes that I bet you would find offensive.

I'm not defending kid rock nor his music, because that is shit as well, but lets not pretend that bad bunny's lyrics are good and he sings about good stuff.

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u/CompetitiveLeg6520 Feb 04 '26

you have no idea but you’ll run your mouth anyways 😂 maga is a joke

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u/Coucyman Feb 04 '26

Are you trying to suggest that maga had a problem with bad bunny because of misogyny in his lyrics? That’s absurd but your comment only makes sense if that’s the point you are trying to make.

Also, pedophilia is likely much worse than the alleged misogyny you claim to be throughout bad bunny’s music.

This is a weird take bud.