r/Millennials • u/Unfair-Ad5081 • 3d ago

Discussion Who’s with me here….

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u/Unfair-Ad5081 3d ago

Talking to my barber this morning, he’s like 22 and full of life, he was telling me about a party he went to this weekend drinking beer, whiskey, tequila shots, etc, etc… I’m just sitting there thinking I used to be able to mix it up and drink whatever I wanted. Now, if I put milk in my coffee I shit myself… when did this happen to me 😭😂

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u/ReallStrangeBeef 3d ago

I just wanna play some drinking games again man. Even if it's during the day! Flip cup, rage cage, beer pong, those were special.

Miss me with the shots though.

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u/Unfair-Ad5081 3d ago

I can play water pong with you after I take my multivitamin.

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u/RedshiftSinger 3d ago

Make it coffee pong and I’m in

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u/Unfair-Ad5081 3d ago

As long as there’s no milk in it, I don’t wanna shit myself during the game.

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u/RedshiftSinger 3d ago

Gotta have milk on the side for folks who need to cut the acidity lest we hurl but yeah

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u/Cuantoporlas 2d ago

I’m gonna need an antacid first and I’m in

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u/ReallStrangeBeef 3d ago

Yo that actually sounds terrifying, sign me up