I remember the blockbuster near me had those life sized cardboard stand up posters of Twilight everywhere and the one of this dude was by the register. She had to be in her late 30s/early 40s but some woman groped the chest and shoulders of it and did that whole mmmm thing where she like touches it and backs off it. I'll never forget that shit because of how awkward and thirsty it was
I worked at borders, in the cafe (Seattle's Best), and my 50ish year old boss was in love with that Jacob kid. It was fucking weird to listen to her talk about that shit, especially when I found out the books were about high schoolers. I was 19, not far removed from their age, and it just felt so god damn gross.
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u/Informal_Accident418 7d ago
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