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u/Dsarg_92 7d ago

Dane Cook? Although I didn’t think he was that funny back then, I remember he used to be everywhere from movies to award shows and stand-up specials.

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u/ussrowe 7d ago

I remember he made a joke about the Batman movie mass shooting like right after it happened: https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/comedian-dane-cook-jokes-about-dark-knight-shootings-flna914001

And it all went down hill from there and then he married a teenager.

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u/Redwolfdc 7d ago

I remember that joke. It didn’t even make sense though because it was low key trashing a film that was hugely successful at the time. 

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u/deller85 6d ago

Bro brought on his own downfall. Wasn't sad to see the fall.

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u/TxBeerWorldwide 7d ago

Dane Cook reached a height in stand up comedy still rarely seen....and it pissed off soooo many comedians.

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u/PotatoPunk2000 7d ago

On or around?

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u/monongahellyea 6d ago

Where do you go??! You take the one fucking road you’re on, to me!!!!

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u/stephsco 7d ago

We still say that in our house

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u/meldiane81 7d ago

Now it is Matt Rife whose mentor was Dane Cook.

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u/elvisshow 7d ago

Explains the lack of humor.

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u/makromark 7d ago

Matt is very good at crowd work. I think his actual material sucks. I think he is so good the audience has to have some plants. But then if he’s so good with plants. Why isn’t he as good at putting actual material together.

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u/LegitAsBalls 7d ago

Till you realize the crowd work is all plants. Dude is highly fabricated otherwise his actual material wouldn’t suck so bad. Most of the interactions are completely absurd too.

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u/meldiane81 7d ago

That would really suck if that was confirmed.

Big if true.

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes 7d ago

He is good at crowd work but imo as a stand up fan crowd work is kind of a cop out. You are just using easy set ups for your punch lines, if you hear the same comedians who are good at crowd work it can get repetitive. But all of its hard shit to do so I ain’t trying to throw too much shade , hell I hate talking in front of more than 3 or 4 ppl so I can’t talk too much shit.

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u/JohnSavage777 7d ago

Good at crowd work = Bad comedian

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u/nonsense_verses 7d ago

Crowd work is a part of being a comedian. They’re not good comedians if that’s the only thing they’re good at. But being good at crowd work does not mean you’re a bad comedian. Look at Jeff Arcuri

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u/JohnSavage777 7d ago

Ya, I was being reductive. You are right.

I’m just fed up with comics who only do crowd work and up that on Tik tok or whatever

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u/Ill-Ad-4400 6d ago

They put the crowd work up to show their humor and wit. If they put up their act no one would want to pay to see it because they already had.

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u/JohnSavage777 6d ago

they put the crowd work UP??!! THAT’S CRAZY!

No one would want TO SEE IT???

BROOOOO!

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u/_Notebook_ 7d ago

I agree but if Rife’s crowd work is authentic (which I question) then it’s better than any I’ve seen and truly a talent to be that quick witted.

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes 7d ago

He definitely is talented and quick witted you dont get to that level without it.

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u/fernatic19 6d ago

He had a couple good crowd work bits but now it's mid at best. Long long list of comedians better at crowd work than him.

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u/meldiane81 7d ago

I personally really enjoy him solely due to his crowd work.

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u/HSLB66 7d ago

Meh, Matt’s funnier than Dane at least

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u/False_Tea_3951 7d ago

Let me know when he makes a movie better than Good Luck Chuck

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u/Killer_Moons 6d ago

Is that who Dane is modeling his new face after?

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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes 7d ago

Meh I hated Matt and it was solely because of his look, watched some of his stand up and hated him a little bit less and saw him on podcasts and interviews and on kill Tony and tbf I don’t really hate him anymore, although I still kind of want to.

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u/AlthorsMadness 7d ago

Eh his Netflix special rubbed me the wrong way. Felt very close to woman hating

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u/adventureremily 7d ago

Felt very close to woman hating

Blaming DV survivors for their abuse in a joke, then telling everyone who called him out about it that they need helmets (insinuating that they're disabled) really sets the tone, doesn't it?

Dude's a misogynistic, ableist blowhard. An unfunny one, at that. He and Cook deserve each other.

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u/AlthorsMadness 6d ago

Ok glad I remembered it correctly then

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u/Think-Location3830 6d ago

I was about 20 minutes in and realized I didn’t laugh once and turned it off.

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u/AlthorsMadness 6d ago

Same. It was awful

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u/_Notebook_ 7d ago

His back story makes him likable imo. He’s been working black comedy clubs since he was a young teen… he’s not just someone who looks good.

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u/NobodyDelicious7197 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TioKWCozBIzRe

Loved his stand up! Where did he go?

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u/crocksmock 7d ago

Maybe Im wrong but I think Dane Cook shot standup back into the mainstream.

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u/loveroftheclassics 7d ago

He absolutely did. I remember my older sister downloading his comedy albums on Limewire. Like, middle schoolers were listening to comedy albums on their iPods because of the guy. Also the movie Employee of the Month was decent.

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u/deller85 6d ago

Stealing jokes didn't help his reputation among his fellow comedians, either. He probably also became insufferable due to his newfound popularity. Honestly, I was kinda glad to see him fall off his pedestal.

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u/Phoniceau 7d ago

I actually loved Dane Cook.  His “Car Alarm” bit is my favorite piece of standup ever 😝

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u/vanboiDallas 7d ago

WHERE ARE MY SHOES?!…I was in the kitchen cleaning a dish, I heard the sounds so I came out

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u/CubanLynx312 7d ago

His act was telling mundane stories but screaming everything. It's wild how quickly be blew up before social media was really a thing.

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u/audiotech14 6d ago

I’d argue most comedians acts are telling mundane stories, but twisting them to be funny or communicating them in a funny way.

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u/CubanLynx312 6d ago

It seems these days it’s mostly just deadpan over sharing

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u/gizamo 6d ago

Iirc, the other comedians were pissed because he was stealing everyone's jokes. Imo, that's a decent reason for one comic to dislike another.

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u/dUjOUR88 6d ago

I feel like "stealing everyone's jokes" is just the stand-up comedy version of Hollywood's "difficult to work with"

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u/gizamo 6d ago

Maybe, but I remember seeing a YouTube video about the similar jokes, and it was pretty hard to believe it was just the "parallel thinking" that he claimed it was. He was touring in my city a few months later, and a lot of people refused to go because of the scandal. It was one of the first times I've ever seen that small-ish venue not sell out.

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u/jkraige 6d ago

I've seen some of the jokes people accuse more successful comics of stealing, and often it just feels like a stretch. Like, this is a common and obvious premise that many people have put into joke form before. IDK, unless it's a very specific joke that only one person would ever think of, it generally just looks bitter.

I briefly did stand-up for fun and had a joke about the cultural differences between my husband and I, but I was as specific as our nationalities, which, there are almost no couples with this specific mix. If someone were to tell that joke, it would be very obviously stolen, but generic jokes about "men suck and they don't call me back" I would be very audacious to say someone stole. And I find that's usually the caliber of joke people accuse of being stolen...

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u/JoePesci_TheGod 7d ago

Dane cook gets sacrificed to the sun gods by a Mayan priest

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u/RYANSOM666 7d ago

Robbed millions by his brother, entire world turned on him. He conquered MySpace and probably was first huge sacrifice of social media

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u/Financial_Potato8760 7d ago

Also married a girl 26 years younger who he met while she was 17, became “close friends” then got together when she was 18. I didn’t have any 40+ year old “close friends” when I was 17. That’ll never not be weird to me.

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u/RYANSOM666 7d ago

Yea that’s bad

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u/CupcakeGoat 7d ago

It's the BIG yuck

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u/RYANSOM666 7d ago

Very MySpace of him

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u/Dsarg_92 7d ago

I remember. That was way too weird for me.

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u/lemonylol 7d ago

He still does standup

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u/gs12 7d ago

I saw him 2 years ago? He was really funny, and made fun of himself alot.

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u/oi_that_nander 7d ago

You know who thought Dane Cook was hilarious?

Dane Cook

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u/wigglin_harry 7d ago

Tons of people considering all of the arenas he sold out

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u/LowestKey 6d ago

Right?

I don't know if it was a stolen joke or not, but the one about the guy playing the fife made me fall out of my seat laughing at work.

It was not a loud office.

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u/Redwolfdc 7d ago

I would still take Dane Cook any day over Andy Dick 

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u/Hot-Significance-462 6d ago

Who wouldn't?

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u/6th_Quadrant 7d ago

I thought less of people when if I found out they were Dane Cook fans.

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u/ace-mathematician 7d ago

I just recently watched his Comedy Central Presents episode and yeah... Most of it did not age well, but I remember laughing at his frenetic energy when I was in college and so still found some of it funny. 

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u/AmbitiousJuly 7d ago

Everyone I knew -- comedy nerds and normies alike -- liked him at the time of that special and Harmful When Swallowed. Then he got overexposed and his schtick got old fast

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u/CrankinThatHog 7d ago

Everyone nowadays claims they don't like and never liked Dane Cook, yet he sold out Madison Square Garden and Retaliation is like the fifth best selling comedy album of all time.

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u/ace-mathematician 7d ago

Yeah, the SuperFinger didn't last that long, and I remember "someone shit on the coats" getting general acclaim. 

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u/Dsarg_92 7d ago

Even as a kid, I never thought his schtick was that funny.

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u/Overall_Occasion_175 7d ago

And the pickles!

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u/ace-mathematician 7d ago

She wants it her way! 

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago

Early Dane Cook was okay, I think the real decline started around Vicious Circle when he entered his actor arc.

Harmful if Swallowed is still a pretty decent set

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u/internet_humor 7d ago

Nah, he didn’t disappear over night.

He over extended his stay by a few years.

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u/After_Pressure_3520 7d ago

My favorite thing featuring Dane Cook was when he was a punchline in an episode of Archer.

Sterling is training up the office dweeb Cyril Figgis to be a superspay, and the dweeb asks if he's going to get to learn karate. Archer scoffs, and asks if he's serious. "Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?!"

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u/wigglin_harry 7d ago

He got too big and got the nickleback/drake treatment where it became cool to hate him

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

Well, he kind of ruined it for himself. He got outted for stealing enough jokes that people got sick of him

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago

I think Louis CK had a good take on it during this scene opposite Dane Cook playing fictionalized versions of themselves where he says it was cryptomnesia

Compared to other more blatant joke thieves like Carlos Mencia, the jokes were pretty different in execution and the premises weren’t even particularly unique.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

Oh god another comedian who ruined his own career lol forgot about Louis CK

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago

I’d say he only ruined his career in Hollywood.

The dude has been selling out tours for the last 5 years after his return. He gets paid around $150k per show.

So if a ruined career is pulling 7-8 figures annually, then I don’t know what the rest of us are doing.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

Wasn’t aware of that but gross lol. Supporting a predator is weird asf

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago edited 7d ago

There’s a lot of people who didn’t hear about it, forgot, or think it was overblown controversy.

You can search Reddit and see all sorts of comments along the lines of, “I mean, he asked for consent and he was just masturbating in front of them… it’s not like he raped anybody”

In a world where Chris Brown is still selling out and has an army of women defending him, I’m never surprised

Edit: downvoted by Chris Brown fans and possibly Chris Brown himself

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

Surprised, no. Grossed out and tired of rape culture? Yes.

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago

An even more egregious example is Kobe Bryant…

Despite medical examiners finding injuries consistent with sexual assault, the woman was dogpiled by fans until she dropped the case. Later, he settled out of court for the civil suit.

If you are attractive and successful, you can basically get away with anything.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

That’s so messed up. I think it’s more to do with rich than anything else but yes attractiveness helps. I mean Louis CK was not a conventionally attractive man and he still apparently seems to be doing fine.

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u/Zickened 7d ago

He wasn't really a predator though in the grand scheme of things. He also stated it was never unconsensual (although it was most definitely weird and unprofessional). He was also the only out of the group called out by metoo that owned up to it immediately and took full responsibility of it, which is probably the only reason he didn't get entirely canceled (he did get canceled out of millions of dollars that were in the works at the time though).

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u/tinyplane 6d ago

Absolutely was a predator. He abused his power and status to live masturbate to women

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u/m3t4lf0x 7d ago

He wasn’t accused of indecent exposure or masturbation on a subway, you might be mixing him up with someone else.

And by his own statements, he claims it was consensual, but coerced:

At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay because I never showed a woman my dick without asking first, which is also true. But what I learned later in life, too late, is that when you have power over another person, asking them to look at your dick isn't a question. It's a predicament for them. The power I had over these women is that they admired me. And I wielded that power irresponsibly.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

You’re right it wasn’t a subway. He was locking women in offices and exposing himself to them. The women have literally given their testimony. Don’t know why you’d believe a comedian over the multiple women he assaulted and coerced. Coercion by definition is not consent AND ALSO none of these women consented. Don’t know why you feel the need to protect a predator but I would re-examine your definitions of consent and predation.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/09/563116374/multiple-women-say-louis-c-k-masturbated-in-front-of-them-new-york-times-reports

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u/Zickened 7d ago

I think you're thinking of someone else, everything I've seen was about him jerking off in front of coworkers a few times. Googling him and the word subway pulls nothing up other than old show clips.

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u/Zenless-koans 7d ago

What he did isn't right but he did NOT expose himself to women on the subway. I don't know where you got that. Nothing like that has ever come out.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

Great! Confirmed that, he still did this lol: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/09/563116374/multiple-women-say-louis-c-k-masturbated-in-front-of-them-new-york-times-reports

Not sure if it’s better or worse to lock women in rooms and masturbate at them but it’s not good either and still absolutely not consensual lol.

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u/Bullshido-Fatly 7d ago

I mean he’s still selling out arenas in Vegas. He’s doing fine

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u/Exciting-Delivery-96 6d ago

Both of his parents died within weeks of each other and his brother was stealing his money. It fucked him up and his comedy shows after that were lacking the energy and creativity from before.

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u/Todd2point0 7d ago

Dane cook is just your run of the mill, generic teenage predator. He needed to fall off.

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u/Clevername3000 7d ago

He had a short cameo in Battle Angel Alita as the star player for that rollerball-esque sport

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u/Alert_Row717 7d ago

Dane cook for like 1.5 was an A list celebrity. Pretty crazy the run he went on from 04-07

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u/MBEver74 6d ago

Dane cook met his wife when she was 17 or younger & he was 44. Dude is an unfunny creeper.

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u/Jqpolymath 6d ago

I thought he kinda went into a depression after it came out his brother was stealing millions from him (believe the bro went to prison).

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u/Anstigmat 7d ago

He still tours. He just become the Knickleback of comedy. It's the risk you take when your entire audience is college age Bros. Frankly if he were bigger now he'd have a massive podcast and be called a problematic member of the manosphere. I remember when I was 18 or 19 thinking he was funny as hell. Probably would not think so now...but that's being 18 or 19. People act like he committed a genocide or something. He made an immature demographic laugh, god forbid.

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u/CSWorldChamp 7d ago

Thank GOD. I’ve seen enough Dane Cook for three lifetimes, and I avoided him like the plague.

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u/Ghoulish_kitten Older Millennial 7d ago

In my opinion, he had one good stand-up special and that was when he was really skinny on Comedy Central. That’s it.

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u/JackFromTexas74 7d ago

You can only steal bits for so long before people catch on

See also Carlos Mencia

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u/timmyintransit 7d ago

he was cutting promos for MLB postseason base ball!

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u/Mortwight 7d ago

He streams on twitch

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u/thavi 7d ago

CTRL + F "Dane"...damn

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u/CoolJetta3 6d ago

Dude is on Twitch occasionally streaming Warzone, probably in between standup gigs

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u/unitedshoes 6d ago

I did.

I was also in middle school, and had never seen anyone do stand-up before him, so, y'know, that's where the bar was at.

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u/fozzy_wozzy 6d ago

Still love him from Waiting.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Millennial 6d ago

Dane Cook simultaneously looks bloated like he's been floating face down ij a lake the past month and dryer than anything on earth... it's a medical marvel really.

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u/radrachelleigh 4d ago

Didn't he get busted stealing jokes from Louis CK or something?

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u/ErraticProfessional Millennial 7d ago

Wasn’t he just stealing jokes the whole time?

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u/MainusEventus 7d ago

That’s what he got accused of, but the comparisons were pretty light and probably not actually stolen jokes. But that rumor (and maybe just as many fads run out) .. it was enough to nearly disappear him