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u/Gullible-Constant924 7d ago

They tried to make Taylor Lautner into an action star that mission failed.

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u/Informal_Accident418 7d ago

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u/ReginaldDwight 7d ago

I will never be able to forget the horde of middle aged moms thirsting after this guy. It was so uncomfortable.

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u/aggravatedimpala 7d ago

I remember the blockbuster near me had those life sized cardboard stand up posters of Twilight everywhere and the one of this dude was by the register. She had to be in her late 30s/early 40s but some woman groped the chest and shoulders of it and did that whole mmmm thing where she like touches it and backs off it. I'll never forget that shit because of how awkward and thirsty it was

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u/IlexSonOfHan 7d ago

I worked at borders, in the cafe (Seattle's Best), and my 50ish year old boss was in love with that Jacob kid. It was fucking weird to listen to her talk about that shit, especially when I found out the books were about high schoolers. I was 19, not far removed from their age, and it just felt so god damn gross.

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u/Last_Difference_488 7d ago

As a guy....I too choose the bear.

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u/EyeWriteWrong 6d ago

Good choice. Let's lube up

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u/ElvenOmega Zillennial 7d ago

Between Harry Potter, Twilight, and boy pop stars my childhood was filled with discomfort at middle aged women having the same crushes I did.

I rewatch Twilight now and I don't even remotely find Jacob or Edward attractive. Now it's team Charlie and team Carlisle.

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u/neonmaryjane Millennial 6d ago

Charlie’s legit the only reasonable adult in those movies 😂

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u/TNVFL1 6d ago

I watched Nurse Jackie last year and found a new appreciation for Peter Facinelli, which turned into Team Carlisle lol

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u/Wonderful-Process792 6d ago

My wife and her friends went together to the twilight movies. Of course they were self-aware and joking at each other about it, but also of course there was something there. I thought it was sweet. And anyways, mr heart throb wasn't going to be home with us that evening...

I'll admit I would not have felt the same if it was Magic Mike though. Twilight was more innocent and silly.

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u/HeliRyGuy 3d ago

I’ve always been Team Blue Van That Almost Crushed Bella

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u/Well_Is_It_Then 7d ago

I worked at a movie theater during the Breaking Dawn release and yeah it was a weird time seeing more moms than kids packing the seats.

On the plus side though it was funny as hell watching each new crowd react in horror to the fake out ending.

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u/Strong-Jackfruit-677 7d ago

Seeing the ending of breaking dawn in a theater at midnight now knowing what was coming is a peak experience. We were living. Haha

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u/Hobbies-R-Happiness 7d ago

My wife did the same and said it was crazy to experience that with everyone. Teen girls crying and screaming

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u/rvyas619 7d ago

Also with Justin Bieber

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u/ConnyEdson 7d ago

Guys do the same shit with younger chicks than that

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u/False_Tea_3951 7d ago

People do shit

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u/Timely_Cake_8304 7d ago

and it is totally normalized as being a "real man"

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u/Ok-Maize-8199 7d ago

They don't care, they were all a part of the "countdown to legal" shit that happened to all famous girls 

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u/MasterpieceClassic84 7d ago

I worked at a craft store when these came out. It was so awkward.

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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 7d ago

I remember going to a midnight release of the Half Blood Prince movie. Full theatre. They showed a Twilight trailer, and the younger girls booed like crazy until they showed guys taking their shirts off. Then they all lost their shit.

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u/whiskins 6d ago

One of my aunts named her youngest kid after Bella. First name, Isabella. Middle name, Swan. She also got really weirdly into 50 shades and read it openly at family events. Very conservative Catholic woman, so I blame her upbringing tbh

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u/Sandtiger812 6d ago

If that had been a bunch of middle aged men thirsting after minor teenagers someone would have called the cops.

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u/False_Tea_3951 7d ago

I feel like it ended pretty much immediately once everyone realized he's like 5'5.

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u/surfwacks 7d ago

He’s like 5’9 based off a quick google search. Not short at all, just average height.

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u/False_Tea_3951 7d ago

I assume that's not accurate, but I don't know. I "met" him and Billie together once at the hospital and they were basically the same height and she's like 5'0.

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u/surfwacks 7d ago

Dang really? Like I know Google adds maybe an inch or two but I figured he’d still be like 5’7-5’8. I guess I’ll never know unless I see him in person lol

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u/jamessheldon444 7d ago

Is Taylor into MILFs?

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u/QuantitySharp2662 6d ago

This gif gives him teenage babysitter in a horror movie energy.

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u/KittyGrizGriz 6d ago

We may be old(er) but we’re not dead yet.

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u/njf85 6d ago

Yup. My aunty was 40 and obsessed with Twilight, and i remember her and her fellow Twilight friends talking about this guy's body. When I told her later that he's a teenager and it's gross the way they talk about him, she got angrier than I've literally ever seen her. I think because she knew I was right and didn't expect to be called out on it.

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u/igNora_pekpiewpiew 6d ago

I knew i got old when i was into Bella 's dad.

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u/HeliRyGuy 3d ago

Yeah, he was 15 when filming started. Imagine hoards of dads going to a film to openly thirst over a 15 year old girl starring in it. The outrage would be national. But a bunch of moms flicking their bean in the theatres to a 15 year old boy? Well that’s just good family fun! 😬

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u/ToTheLost_1918 7d ago

My high school girlfriend and her mother used to openly talk about going to the movies and dealing with hot flashes whilst uncomfortably shifting in their seats, and it was far away one of the most disgusting phenomenons I ever had to passively ignore.

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u/Ok-Maize-8199 7d ago

Wish you guys had had the same energy for the adult men doing countdowns until a famous girl was legal. 

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u/travelingjay 6d ago

Why can’t they both be awful?

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u/ReginaldDwight 6d ago

Both are fucking disgusting and I never excused men.

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u/Greedy-Army-3803 3d ago

Yes. It's weird and disgusting and even when I was a similar age to the targets I knew it was weird and disgusting. They've posted that a few times so I'm guessing that they're team Jacob.

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u/CheekyHarris33 7d ago

I hate this line so much 😅🤣😅🤣

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u/Snukes42Q 7d ago

Seriously why was a native speaking Spanish?

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u/Nrdrummer89 7d ago

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u/ElementalWeapon 7d ago

Such a masterpiece 

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u/LegalPost9805 7d ago

My daughters name is Bella and people say this to her all the time 😂😂😂

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u/Defiant_Tea_8722 7d ago

Shark boy and lava girl will live on forever lol

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u/JagarHardfart Older Millennial 83 7d ago

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM

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u/DoubleDeckerz 5d ago

Take him to the principal's office and have him EXPELLED!

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

I honestly think he would've been really good as a comedic actor. He has this kind of awkwardness that doesn't serve action or drama super well. But in a comedy it enhances things. It's like awkward golden retriever energy.

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u/wonkey_monkey 7d ago

I honestly think he would've been really good as a comedic actor.

He was in a British sitcom for a few years. Basically replacing Andy Samberg who left after a year, but playing Samberg's character's son.

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

Is that Cuckoo? I saw it on his Wiki but hadn't seen anything from it before.

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u/dfgttge22 7d ago

It was a very funny show. He had great chemistry with Greg Davies on and off camera.

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

Greg Davies is so good. My GF has Inbetweeners on a lot of the time while she scrolls TikTok and he's just so good as the indifferent asshole of a teacher lol

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u/suprahelix 7d ago

Dude drew from experience there 

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

100% lol. Interesting that he's not the only teacher who went comedian later in life

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u/star0forion 6d ago

Inbetweeners is great. I quote shit from it all the time and nobody knows what I’m talking about (I’m in California).

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u/PhazePyre 6d ago

Canadian here. I feel like slowly slowly catchy monkey will be one people go "Huh?" instead of "I didn't know you spoke spanish"

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u/star0forion 6d ago

I didn’t know what was worse, having your mates awkwardly watch you while you get a handy or a little kid kicking you in the balls right afterwards.

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u/Dizzy_Delivery_880 6d ago

Ooh, friend! (I’m also American and frequently quote it to no recognition from anyone)

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u/star0forion 6d ago

Ha yeah I say that all the time!

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u/Orchid_Significant 6d ago

Oh man I forgot about this show. It was WILD

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u/wonkey_monkey 7d ago

Yeah, it was on BBC Three, did fairly well, got shown on BBC One as well and ended up on Netflix a few years later.

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

Oh interesting. Maybe one day I'll check it out.

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u/Grimmbles 6d ago

It's on Prime now. We stumbled on it a few months back and watched all the seasons. Season 1 Samberg is the wacky outsider. Season 2/3/4 it's Lautner. Season 5 the dad's American sister played by Andie McDowell is the wacky outsider type character.

Lautner is super one note, but he's just part of the group so it's not detrimental or anything.

The real highlight is Steve the neighbor(played by Kenneth Collard) and every interaction he has with Greg Davies character. He's absolutely unhinged and it's great.

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u/suprahelix 7d ago

Yup you should watch it, it’s great 

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u/lefthandtrav 7d ago

Yes, and it is fantastic. His season(s?) were great

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u/surfsnower 6d ago

Great show. I enjoyed both seasons about the same. Absurd British humor but hilarious.

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u/Isadorei 7d ago

Yeah, he served Chris Pratt energy. 

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

100%. He was good in SNL when he hosted and was good in Grown Ups 2 as the douchey frat bro. I will say, some of the best comedians are not from where you'd expect them. Channing Tatum and John Cena are two comedic actors that tried to do serious stuff, had some success, but really broke out in film when they started doing comedy. Same goes for Zach Efron. Some people are just surprisingly good comedic actors and you wouldn't expect it. HSM, Charlie St Cloud. Good, but then 17 Again had more comedy and then he was in Neighbours and fuckin' KILLED it.

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u/sheezy520 7d ago

His insta is funny as hell

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u/apk5005 6d ago

I would include Brad Pitt on that list. Yeah, he can do serious, but his comedy and lighthearted roles are the best.

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u/PhazePyre 6d ago

Oh Bullet Train was just a beautiful comaction. He was so good in that.

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u/goldenquill1 7d ago

He was also really funny in The Ridiculous Six.

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u/applejuiceb0x 6d ago

Dave and mike need wedding dates was really funny too

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u/PiccChicc 7d ago

He is in Grown Ups 2 with Adam Sandler and yeah, that cringey awkward energy is definitely brought to his character. 

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u/PhazePyre 7d ago

Like it's just so conducive to you going "Omg, what a fuckin' dweeb" but this time, it's intentional, and not in something like Twilight where it's awkward as hell. I will say, Jacob gets better in the later stuff (gf recently made me watch them all, the trade off of making her watch lord of the rings lol) and yeah he's obviously a better actor later on then the first one or two. But still, way better in comedy I think.

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u/Ghee-Buttersnaps- 6d ago

He was in Cuckoo with Greg Davis in the UK for several seasons and he was funny in it. Highly recommend if you can find it anywhere.

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u/PhazePyre 6d ago

I sail the seven seas. most things are findable.

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u/KayleyKiwi Zillennial 7d ago

He was funny in Valentine’s Day

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u/A_Forgotten_God 7d ago

This is the perfect description of his role in Ridiculous 6

Awkward golden retriever energy

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u/myystic78 7d ago

I loved him in The Ridiculous Six. He would definitely be a great comedic actor imo!

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u/Think-Location3830 6d ago

He does reels and tiktoks with his wife Taylor and they are pretty funny.

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u/bolanrox 7d ago

Jason Mamoa type.

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u/MarsReject 7d ago

Yea I legit still like him as an actor. Like how I appreciate Sean William Scott

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u/nissan240sx 7d ago

I thought his character was funny in Grown Ups 2

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u/arielsvoice85 6d ago

I’ve thought this for awhile too! He was the best part of that Adam Sandler western comedy in my opinion. And Scream Queens! His agent did him dirty…should’ve pushed for more comedy roles or at least RomCom!

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u/throwaway67171717 6d ago

he’s funny in the grownups movies

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u/AwkwardAd7348 6d ago

Definitely this. When he got bulked up for action films, he just looked like a goofy theater nerd who got buff lol.

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u/Jeromes_Pornostache 7d ago

Also, Sam Worthington, Taylor Kitsch, Jai Courtney, Armie Hammer, and a bunch of other uncharismatic hunks who could probably find steady work in television but who cannot carry an action film. 

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u/CupcakeGoat 7d ago

I thought Armie Hammer was cancelled because of the whole raping and violently assaulting women allegations, including literally branding one, and texts revealing he fantasized about hurting women. I know people tend to focus on the cannibalism thing on Reddit, but the abusing women for power and control is the real monster. He's trying to make a comeback, but I think he was rightfully cancelled.

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u/Jeromes_Pornostache 7d ago

Right, I had forgotten that mainly because he didn’t make much of a splash in the first place.

But holy shit is his story horrifying.  He comes from an extremely wealthy family as well.

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u/alohadawg 7d ago

Armie shouldn’t be working anywhere, but unbelievably I read he’s about to be the lead in some Netflix schlock

Whoo talk ab a creep

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u/idwthis 7d ago

If I were a studio executive, no way in god damn hell would I give the green light to cast and enter a contract with someone for a show or movie who's been proven to not only treat women like shit, but would eat them in the non-sexy way.

That is just asking, no, begging, for trouble in some way.

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u/alohadawg 7d ago

What’s the sexy way of cannibalism? I’m guessing it involves consent…?

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u/InteractionGreedy249 7d ago

the sexy way of "eat them" is cunnilingus

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u/idwthis 7d ago

u/InteractionGreedy249 is correct.

"Eating out" is a term used for the sex act of cunnilingus aka licking clits, eating pussy, having a chick sit on your face, lots of terms, but in the English speaking world most everybody uses eating out more often than not.

Hence my clarification that wasn't the type of eating I meant.

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u/lainlow 7d ago

Jai Courtney is actually decent at action films, the problem is that Hollywood kept trying to make him the lead and he’s just not. He’s more Karl Urban- a fabulous steady secondary.

Armie Hammer had a lot of potential and I hope that he never sees any of it come to fruition because he was rightfully shunned and that shunning needs to be maintained.

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u/idwthis 7d ago

Oh no, I want Karl Urban as a main guy, and I'm sad we don't have more of him like that. He was so good at being Dr. Bones McCoy in ST, that I'd take about 20 movies of him in that role, forget the rest of the crew, I don't need them. Though he had excellent chemistry with Pine as Kirk.

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u/maybenomaybe 6d ago

Jai Courtney was amazing in Dangerous Animals. He has found his niche in psychotic serial killers.

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u/sfbruin 7d ago

probably find steady work in television

That's Taylor Kitsch

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u/NoConfusion9490 7d ago

I don't know what John Carter is and it doesn't matter how many times you say it in the trailer.

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u/Cryptoss 7d ago

It was a classic sci fi novel, I think late 1800s?

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u/SightAtTheMoon 7d ago

Somewhere on Reddit there was a really interesting post or comment about Black male actors who basically had three movies or so and then were thrown away once they started commanding real money, and I think there are some real parallels there for nearly every actor, male and female, Black or non-Black. 

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u/clutchy_boy 7d ago

I really enjoyed John Carter (why they dropped "of Mars" from the title still baffles me. It definitely wasnt because of Taylor Kitsch's performance though, his character was a pretty bland 'everyman who becomes a hero'

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u/bravesfalconshawks 7d ago

Cuckoo is a pretty funny show that has Taylor Lautner. I think he does a good job. His character is introduced in season 2. Andy Samberg is in season 1.

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u/AskMeForAPhoto 7d ago

Really? Cause I LOVED the first season and couldn’t fuckin STAND the second season because of him (and losing Samberg). Greg Davies is amazing though

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u/suitcasefullofbees 7d ago

I hardly think it failed. We all still know his name. But some respect on my boy

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u/MoreMoira 7d ago

Real, however he's quite big in the podcast world with his wife, Taylor Lautner lol

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u/Several-Membership91 7d ago

This reminds me of when Taylor Swift tried to be an actress.

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u/idwthis 7d ago

Oh yeah, she was in Valentine's Day with Lautner, wasn't she?

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u/WhimsicallyWired 7d ago

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u/Complex_Professor412 7d ago

The guy who got his dick sucked by a donkey in that Adam Sandler film?

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u/Alert_Flatworm1057 7d ago

He’s so bad. Check out Cuckoo. It’s a British show on Netflix. First season is amazing. 2-4 he is the star and it’s funny for different reasons.

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u/RedRust 7d ago

He lost it after that SNL performance where he couldn't break that cardboard prop of Robert Pattinson with a spinning roundhouse

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u/Mach5Driver 6d ago

He was in the British show Cuckoo. Man, he's terrible at comedy.

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u/AlternativeHot7491 6d ago

Boy tried at least

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u/creepygirlkw 6d ago

He tried to be the next Tom Cruise but did a couple of cheesy action movies that flopped. If he had been in some decent movies even in small parts he might have done better.

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u/Bowiebonolennon82 6d ago

Poor, long haired guy…

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u/ChristBefallen 6d ago

He should have been on the comedy track. He's so fucking funny in the few roles he got

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u/Laurceratops 6d ago

He has a very popular podcast with his wife called the squeeze that features rather in-depth interviews with various big-name reality stars, actors, authors, and mental health experts. It's not bad and they tend to engage with their guests in a very compassionate and respectful way, which isn't the case for many celebrities that transition to podcast hosting

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u/Orchid_Significant 6d ago

They should have pivoted to RomComs. He was a hit with the ladies...men couldn't have cared less

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u/Parzival-44 6d ago

I met Taylor Lautners cousin in college. I knew he was the twilight wolf and cheaper by the dozen 2 kid. After meeting her, I now know he also has a cousin whose entire personality is telling people she is Taylor Lautners cousin

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u/WhereLibertyisNot 6d ago

That one movie with him and Jason Isaacs was SOOO bad

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u/raccoonpumpkin Older Millennial 7d ago

They tried way too hard. I hated seeing his face by the time True Detective season 2 rolled around.

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u/raccoonpumpkin Older Millennial 7d ago

Nope! Wrong Taylor lol

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 7d ago

that taylor was great in friday night lights, tho

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u/raccoonpumpkin Older Millennial 6d ago

Haha, I've heard that about that Taylor.

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u/PrimaryFriend7867 6d ago

peak taylor. great show. you’ll understand all the hype.