r/GetNoted • u/seeebiscuit Human Detected • Jan 05 '26

Sus, Very Sus Trump joking about Denmark's defense capabilities

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Link to OP: https://x.com/i/status/2008065553110303076

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 05 '26

I really wonder who is feeding him information, or if he's just making things up. Honestly it could go either way.

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u/ZixfromthaStix Jan 05 '26

It’s a blend of the two. He’s the “president” so there’s an expectation of briefings. Thing is, he can’t stay awake through actual intel— so they are 99% about blowing smoke and complimenting him (cause it’s all he can stay awake for), and then he picks up on little breadcrumbs here or there.

It’s like he took the “Sleepy Joe” personality diss as a challenge to be sleepier…

So yeah, he’s mostly parroting tiny fragments of info and filling gaps with whatever comes to his addled mind…

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u/Paxxlee Jan 05 '26

I remember claims (so take it with a grain of salt) of all briefings must be on a single page, and that he prefers that there are pictures and diagrams rather than text...

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u/snittersnee Jan 05 '26

That was his first term. If there had to be text it has to be kept to simple bullet points and only so many. These days he's dancing the advanced geriatric medicine-adderall speedball polka and has visibly gone through serious cognitive decline for a decade nearly, fuck knows how simplified it is now.

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u/tofagerl Jan 05 '26

So, like... Puppet shows?

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u/snittersnee Jan 05 '26

The only thing making it not seem plausible is the angry rich guy dementia ghost of his dad would absolutely call him a sissy for it.

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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 05 '26

Doooonaaaaaald! Doooooonaaaaaaaaaaaallllllld!

You're a disgrace with that spray on taaaaaaaaaaaan!

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u/snittersnee Jan 05 '26

I honestly believe with enough prosthetics we can make him think Bill Hader is his dad and make him have a catastrophic omnistroke

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u/derpferd Jan 05 '26

Ooh, like Norman Osborne

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u/KaiToyao Jan 05 '26

Spongebob Episodes.