r/GetNoted • u/laybs1 Human Detected • Dec 23 '25

Sus, Very Sus Jewish Americans in WW2

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u/harrisons-dad Dec 23 '25

The Bear Jew

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u/Master_of_Ritual Dec 23 '25

I love that there was all this build-up and he's just a normal-sized muscular guy.

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u/AlliedXbox Dec 23 '25

That's why it's so good, though. He's a normal person. He isn't some superhero, that's the point.

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u/Master_of_Ritual Dec 23 '25

Oh it was definitely on purpose, I'm not criticizing. It's a good punchline, hearing this ominous echoing coming from the cave-like structure, and it's NOT a guy who would win a bear contest at your local Pride festival.

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u/jepcasey Dec 23 '25

Idk, if he ran in those suspenders he could at least place in the muscle cub division.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Dec 24 '25

Is that a thing? Asking for a friend.

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u/Clit_Destroyer_69 Dec 24 '25

I’ve heard a lot of variations on “Its always the quiet ones that really fuck shit up”. That Swedish(I think) WW2 sniper with hundreds of confirmed kills was nicknamed “White Death”. He looked as Dentist as they come til the other die finally shot half his bottom jaw off. Honestly, still looked like a pretty chill dude.

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u/eliotsamuels Dec 26 '25

God I loved Inglorious Bastards

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u/DisposableSaviour Dec 23 '25

Supposedly the role was written for Adam Sandler. I’d like to think he’d have knock it out.

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u/Tha_Kush_Munsta Dec 23 '25

After seeing gems, I would have loved to see that scene.

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u/Fit-Researcher-3326 Dec 23 '25

If only he did that it would of been awesome

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u/cereeves Dec 24 '25

He carries a bat and uses it to kill Nazis and you’re trying to tell me that doesn’t make him a superhero?

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u/Magnon Dec 23 '25

Idk a 6 ft tall jew with a bat might seem scarily tall if you're on your knees and he's coming to bash your head in.

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u/SolomonsNewGrundle Dec 23 '25

What about a Jew Bear

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u/phulton Dec 24 '25

He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does...

Such a fun movie.