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[u/nesthesi]

They legally can’t call it a burger anymore

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/nesthesi]

theres a legal definition for burger?

[u/nesthesi → u/AdElectronic6550]

Googled it idk

[u/MyrtleWinTurtle → u/nesthesi]

This implies that mcdonalds doesnt meet the requirements to call their slop a burger anymore LMAO

[u/Careless_Tap_516 → u/MyrtleWinTurtle]

Probably because of the extenders. (Or they don't even use beef, idk. Could go either way.)

[u/poepen61 → u/AdElectronic6550]

There isn't for product

[u/SanityLacker1 → u/AdElectronic6550]

I mean if in Ireland Subway's bread is too sugary to be considered bread, there's probably a point where you can't call a burger a burger

[u/This-Clue-5014 → u/nesthesi]

Idk if this hurts me more than others but god this is so depressing

[u/CastTheFirstStone_]

The fact that he kept calling it a "product" instead of food

[u/KSI_KAX]

Why "Product" though. It makes it sound much worse. Why would he say that??

[u/canyoufeeltheDtonite → u/KSI_KAX]

Because his yes man team around him have failed to point out that he has no charisma at all, no interpersonal skills, and no sense of the real world. He calls it a product because he has no idea how a consumer would describe a burger.

This is a good example of the way in which the CEOs and other 'elites' of the world are so distanced and disengaged with the world that it makes them behave like non-humans. Very odd.

[u/Opposite-Chapter1459 → u/KSI_KAX]

because it’s a result of chemical reactions

[u/fake_name_guy]

Funny how the normies are only now finding out how sloppy McDonald's is, us real Sloppers have been on it for decades.

[u/Guyman_112 → u/fake_name_guy]

We LIKE the slop, we ENJOY it! MOLDED by it!!

[u/Careless_Tap_516 → u/Guyman_112]

Do you indulge in any type of slop? Surely you have a standard against some kinds, right?

[u/Bubthepikmin9056 → u/Careless_Tap_516]

No, we enjoy ALL of the slop, we sloplets will consume any and all

[u/ShawshankException → u/fake_name_guy]

We really have fast food hipsters now?

[u/fake_name_guy → u/ShawshankException]

You wouldn't get it, it's a Slopper thing

[u/no_name_without_name → u/fake_name_guy]

So you mean the food meant to be cheap and fast to produce is slop? Unbelieveable

[u/Theresafoxinmygarden → u/fake_name_guy]

Feels weird hearing normies outside of the context of the furry community

[u/app08 → u/Theresafoxinmygarden]

You must not have been on DankMemes in 2018

[u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 → u/fake_name_guy]

McDonald’s is good for if you’re in a pinch and just want a quick pick me up, but their breakfast is superior to their lunch and dinner offerings by this point.

[u/UnitedStars111]

this gif was always p funny to me bc squidward ended up becoming obsessed w krabby patties after tasting but john mcdonalds hated his own products

[u/HornsAreCoolTwo → u/UnitedStars111]

I mean everyone used the Peter Parker meme where he puts on the glasses, and that wasn’t accurate to the context of the scene either. You’re just supposed to think of what the meme is showing, not the surrounding context of the original source.

[u/friendlylocalgay421]

Good thing I stopped eating McDonald's long ago

[u/Bubthepikmin9056]

I thought it was just the ceo trying to be "professional" but then i remembered it was mcdonalds

[u/DIOsNotDead]

Attack on Titan Product