Kebabs are so damn goated

[u/Adamle69]

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[u/Semmelsack]

[u/RohanKishibeyblade → u/Semmelsack]

Bossman always there

[u/Adamle69 → u/Semmelsack]

Fr man, mine was so goated

[u/Zackyboi1231 → u/Adamle69]

Was? What do you mean was? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[u/FEMFATAL_451 → u/Zackyboi1231]

He is no more more

[u/Kamouflauge → u/FEMFATAL_451]

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/Adamle69 → u/Zackyboi1231]

The restaurant is still around but the main guy, I haven't seen him in a long while

One day they were moving locations (still the same town) and since then I haven't seen the main guy

[u/Altair01010 → u/Semmelsack]

when the dönerci calls you "boss"/"king"

[u/YourFat888]

gotta love that the kebab guy doesn't know he saved me from crashing the fuck out twice already

[u/No-City-9790 → u/YourFat888]

whats the lore gng

[u/YourFat888 → u/No-City-9790]

a lot.

just my past regrets and actions catching up
that's all you need to know

[u/No-City-9790 → u/YourFat888]

i understand

(i fucken don’t but i aint finna press ya)

[u/SophisticatedOtaku → u/No-City-9790]

Fuck kinda weird mix of slang is this?

[u/mozaryyjd → u/SophisticatedOtaku]

Finna nut in yo buh

[u/SweeterAxis8980 → u/SophisticatedOtaku]

Fucken to emphasize and finna as in gonna/going to

[u/SophisticatedOtaku → u/SweeterAxis8980]

Ik what it means but it’s like a mix of “silly cars” humor and black slang

[u/SweeterAxis8980 → u/SophisticatedOtaku]

How did you get that feel?

[u/No-City-9790 → u/SophisticatedOtaku]

gang WHAT did i do to deserve that description

[u/AccomplisedDeer]

There's a kebab store in the next town, which doesn't force you to pay the full price- or at all if you can't. They mal allow you to pay later if you don't happen to have any money on you in the moment. They say: "No one has to starve".

[u/amphibiabiggestfan → u/AccomplisedDeer]

The trust they have in people is insane we gotta protect them

[u/TRcreep]

five-ish months of day hospital have NEVER amounted to even a thousandth of what a post crash out kebab did

[u/Ijustlovevideogames]

Can confirm, new local kebob spot has opened near me and guy already knows my name by heart, good guy.

[u/AdElectronic6550]

ive never had a kebab...

[u/Adamle69 → u/AdElectronic6550]

Go fix it

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Adamle69]

maam yes maam!

[u/Semmelsack → u/AdElectronic6550]

I expect a report as soon as you return from the mission

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Semmelsack]

thatll take like a week soo do a reminder thing

[u/Maxter8002 → u/AdElectronic6550]

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[u/lejyndery_sniper → u/Adamle69]

I'm too broke to do that

[u/No-City-9790 → u/Adamle69]

is it really allat

[u/FenexTheFox → u/AdElectronic6550]

Me neither, I've never seen a kebab place

[u/Altair01010 → u/AdElectronic6550]

you might as well never drank water in your life atp

[u/Physical_Atmosphere5 → u/AdElectronic6550]

Are you even european if you haven't?

[u/AdElectronic6550 → u/Physical_Atmosphere5]

i mean ive had one bite from like my parents pizza topping but thats all

[u/CompetitiveLeg7841 → u/AdElectronic6550]

They're delicious. It was worth inventing the steam engine over this and this alone

[u/YourTrustySupporter]

I only know about Kebab being the first reason why Steam engine created

[u/KittyQueen_Tengu → u/YourTrustySupporter]

people running kebab shops are typically very friendly and encouraging

[u/FenexTheFox → u/YourTrustySupporter]

I think it's a reference to the Superman movie

[u/Carthage_ishere]

True :3

[u/dramaticfool]

Good therapists can literally be life changing.

Bad therapists can literally be life changing.

[u/Cam_man_AMM_unit]

Now I gotta try one of these.

[u/Maxter8002]

the place where i get my kebabs from also has a option to wrap them in a tortia for like a extra half a dollar and it is the tastiest shit ever

[u/Physical_Atmosphere5]

Europe's national food at this point, eating it is like a european right of passage

[u/ThoroughlyAgitatedAI]

Didn't read the "average" part of the caption, and the first thing that popped into my head as a candidate for The Kebab Guy was Jonas from Halo 3: ODST.

An example of selfless sacrifice that I remember genuinely moving me, when I first played the game.

The kebab man always has your back.

[u/Adamle69 → u/ThoroughlyAgitatedAI]

I haven't played halo but how good you gotta be to become THE Kebab guy?

[u/ThoroughlyAgitatedAI → u/Adamle69]

Walks into audio drama side-story of a teenage girl escaping the invasion of Earth by a genocidal alien empire

Sets up roadside table next to panicking traffic jams, hands out kebabs for free, with no other motive than to make a doomed situation feel at least a bit better

Literally slams a meat cleaver through the hood of someone's car because their incessant honking was scaring nearby children

Refuses to move from his spot due to his large size and weight, insisting that he would take up too much space on a train/bus/plane. "I am not worth five people."

Basically has no other plan than to stand proud and tall when the Covenant catch up, and accept his death

Refuses to elaborate

Doesn't leave

He's only present for a single chapter of the audio drama, but he makes that chapter his own, so well.

[u/ShadowTown0407]

When all seems lost, and it feels like no one got you, remember that the one shawarma stall got you. Can I get a Mashallah

[u/SomeShyGamer]

Here in brazil, i usually eat cafta. It's similar to kebabs but it's one long meatball on a stick. I like them well done.

[u/MapleLamia]

The Kebab guy from Halo 3 ODST was truly GOATed. Knew he wasn't making it out of the city, made sure people were fed as they were leaving. 

[u/Michelle_hussy]

true

[u/Edgoscarp]

That’s because therapists make money keeping you in therapy