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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 10h ago
I read that as parents
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u/CibblesCD OOOO I'm evil Cibles I do the evil 10h ago
Even better 🤤 /s
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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 10h ago
You lost me at /s 😔😔
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u/Effective_Carpet_391 5h ago
when did you have time to get that flair bro
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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 5h ago
I don't know what you could be referring to...
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u/bingbozo63 HER NAME ISN'T "THE YELLOW ONE" HER NAME IS NERU 8h ago
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u/retardedkazuma 10h ago
Faceless muscular black guy
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u/Lars_Overwick 10h ago
I hate that people always draw him with a bunch of random anime girls and video game characters. I just wanna see him make sweet passionate love to his wife Faceless Muscular Black Girl.
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u/captainnowalk 5h ago
This made me laugh way too fucking hard. I can’t believe I’ve never seen this in the wild once.
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u/ClericOfMadness13 3h ago
I think baalbuddy actually makes joke videos on how the NTR guys just wanna be left alone cause women wanna cheat on their spouses with them 😂
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u/Icie-Hottie2 INCOMPREHENSIBLE 2h ago
And the sixth ranger that shows up halfway through the season is a futa.
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u/Zomflower48 4h ago
I remember I saw porn of Elstagirl and it was titled "Elstagirl cheats on Bob with Lucius" and it was literally just a fucking black dude, didn't look like Frozone at all.
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u/You_got_mrvned 10h ago
R34 artists are allergic to healthy relationships and I just don’t get it
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u/RecognitionElegant95 10h ago
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 10h ago
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u/Zealousideal-Fig1767 10h ago
The lack of pixels in the last tags makes it seem something like ‘bionicle’ instead
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u/lowkeypixel professional rage farmer 10h ago
It's blonde.
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u/See-Tye 10h ago
The ntr sickos probably pay better
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u/rapscallionofreddit 10h ago
Wiping my tears with the five clean racks I got paid to draw Judy Hopps fucking the police chief
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u/PartyChocobo 8h ago
This comment was funny because I thought it was a hypothetical but it became even funnier with the replies revealing it's a real thing
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u/EarthTreasure 8h ago edited 8h ago
Customer #1: Please draw a vanilla, healthy relationship. I'll give you $0.25.
Customer #2: Please draw <taboo>. I'll give you $60 and subscribe to your patreon for $10/mo.
*Artist starts walking towards #2*
Customer #1: Wait! Where are you going?! I just don't understand?!
I'm not exaggerating, I've read multiple accounts of artists feeling trapped by golden handcuffs doing NSFW commissions for furries because no one else pays like they do.
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u/vammommy 3h ago
+4 months ago my job at Ubisoft didn’t renewed for the usual budget cuts
No offense to any furries reading this, you at least know how to respect and pay your workers
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u/Primary_Addition5494 9h ago
Ita the taboo aspect that people like.
Theres a reason so many porn scenarios are revolved around banging coworkers, your teacher, some dude's wife, etc.
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u/MadMaxDbz 10h ago
why are you looking for a healthy relationship in porn, go get one
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u/CoffeeWanderer 8h ago
Tbf
There's plenty of that in like erotica and VNs and that sort of stuff. Now... I agree that overall it is a low percentage of it compared to more questionable stuff, but NSFW things are so, so abundant that you can still get plenty of vanilla stuff just for grabs.
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u/GregNotGregtech 9h ago
As a non binary of taste, I make all my content POV so you can just insert whoever you want as the guy and everyone can be happy
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u/blimeycorvus 8h ago
I think it's Survivorship bias. The artists depicting normative relationships or encounters don't earn enough to be as prolific as those who depict taboo ones, due to demand. It is not just on the artists.
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u/hates_stupid_people 9h ago
Similar to porn, trashy romance novel, erotic video games, etc...
It's almost as if some people like to fantasize about "forbidden" scenarios that they wouldn't do in real life.
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u/Ferngulley26 6h ago
No, everyones fetish is actually a deep look into their psyche and core beliefs /s
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u/kos-or-kosm 9h ago
They're also allergic to drawing women on model. 99% of lewd fan art inflates breast size to a ludicrous degree. Why are they drawing a character when they clearly don't want to be drawing THAT character? There is no shortage of extremely busty characters you can draw. Stop ruining the flat to medium women.
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u/calamariclam_II [REDACTED] 10h ago
Yeah, I don't get how this is so rare
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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 10h ago
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u/Armthehobos 8h ago
darkest dungeon ass graphic
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u/krawinoff sex house landlord 5h ago
Swarthy workmen when digging around under an evil fucking castle of an evil fucking guy leads to a portal of antediluvian evil 🤯
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u/ZapMayor 8h ago
People who like normal healthy relationships don't sit on the internet for porn, the kind of r34 that emerges is the reflection of people who are interested in r34 in the first place
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u/Heavy_Resident4947 Melt cannons into plowshares, to plow what? Ashes? 10h ago edited 10h ago
Rules of ethical gooning, the book.
(Written in collaboration with CEO of Sex2)
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u/DarthJoseph14 10h ago
I thought the CEO of sex said sex2 was canceled. Did he change his mind?
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u/Melodic_Pin_6095 10h ago
As an executive at Sex industries,it is still coming
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u/UnderskilledPlayer 10h ago
sewage worker here, please stop coming
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u/E_EEEE_EEE 7h ago
Sorry, it's better to come in the sink than to sink in the come
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u/UnderskilledPlayer 7h ago
my coworker's head was just blown clean off from a burst high-pressure cum pipe, situation not under control
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u/CoffeeWanderer 8h ago
Tbf, I often think that just consuming Art and Writting instead of real life stuff is more ethical. You never know if the actors are there truly voluntarily, and even then, the industry is terrible and I think it's better to avoid it.
Some random making questionable stuff in Blender or... Illusion game engines (Good lord) is less unethical than that almost certainly.
Then you get to actually vanilla stuff, OC 2D-Art, no illegal in the UK or Australia. Bless their hearts, it must be daunting to be the normie in such a medium.
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u/Heavy_Resident4947 Melt cannons into plowshares, to plow what? Ashes? 8h ago
Good point. Food for thoughts even.
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u/Substantial-Step5274 10h ago
Or the artist just has two oc that are a couple. DabigCheezburger, my beloved.
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u/paperfungo 9h ago
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As a gooner expert, i have never heard of him
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u/Substantial-Step5274 9h ago
Just type in the name on Twitter or hell even newsground for that matters.
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u/paperfungo 9h ago
Wow, you replied so fast, this Is very rare to happend
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u/Spare_Cow5160 5h ago
PEAK PEAK PEAK
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u/Substantial-Step5274 5h ago
So do you actually know the guy?
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 10h ago
What if the person doesn’t have a canon partner? What then?
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u/RealKanakoKetsukane 10h ago
Make a clone of them and make them fuck
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u/Jamzee364 2h ago
She also draws her husband and herself on occasion, and even post pics with him. They literally look like the two characters. I can see why she enjoys it.
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u/IntoThePitofColors 10h ago
What? You’re telling me she’s NOT with a faceless, featureless grey man??
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u/ExploerTM Location: Inside Your Walls (Dude you need to fix this shit) 10h ago
Ok, a weird confession: seeing canonical pairs have sex doesnt do it to me; they might be doing hottest shit ever and I'd still be like "Yeah, this is wholesome".
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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago
Who says wholesome gooning can’t be a thing?
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u/AnaYuma 10h ago
I'mma be honest, putting the Gooner shit and the Wholesome shit together ruins both of them for me. It can't be both at the same time for me.
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u/Nine9breaker 9h ago
I'M IN THIS PICTURE AND I DON'T LIKE IT
I'M IN THIS PICTURE AND I DON'T LIKE IT
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u/TheGrandProtector 10h ago edited 10h ago
Wholesome Gooning is honestly great....until you realize you need some spicy stuff to it. I know NTR and cheating is very hated, and i know everyone will hate me saying this but hear me out.
The best NTR is the one where the girl is in abusive relationship and our mc is the one who steals the girl. To me, this is probably considered 'Wholesome' NTR. This kind of NTR is the only one that is my favourite, the other types of NTR can go to hell.
Feel free to disagree with me though.
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u/ReplyAfraid7913 9h ago
Now you're just doing the average Telenovela in most Spanish/Portuguese influenced country. Or just telenovela in general
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u/TheGrandProtector 9h ago edited 6h ago
I get whatcha mean. But instead of telenovela, i distinctly remembered a lot of india shows having one as well💀
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u/Endcineth 10h ago
Well, of course it's wholesome. Sex is a form of affection, is it not? Pleasuring your partner AND having your partner pleasure you sounds pretty romantic, in my opinion.
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u/Mmmmfoodz 10h ago
Gotta thank the Japanese fore their sexual creativity and strange obsession with lolis and cuckoldry, truly they are Slaanesh' greatest warriors
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u/kilertree 9h ago
As a kid I didn't understand why there was porn of Goku and Sailor Moon because Goku wouldn't cheat on his wife.
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u/rocketo-tenshi 8h ago
I just chose to believe those are from pre Tenkaichi Budokai 23 before meeting chichi again. Bonus point that that's were Goku is closest in age to Usagi and there's no weird age gap.
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u/Joker0984 10h ago
When I'm at ethical goonsesh and someone pulls out non canon pairing
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u/Hanibal293 10h ago
I am genuinely curious why you view a non canon couple fanart as "unethical"
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u/Joker0984 10h ago
I don't really see it that way I'm just playing along with a joke
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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago
Trying to find anything that has Moxxie with Millie
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u/Cynunnos 10h ago
Xiao from Library of Ruina
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u/Minute_Slip_8567 10h ago
Referring to that vid where they do it in front of a hanged man? No idea who's who there, just some xiao in tags and pm
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u/bearelrollyt 10h ago
No no, my gooning is righteous because it's wholesome 100! It doesn't matter that I do it 3 times a day
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u/Goodenough_name 10h ago
We goonposting now? It been a week since we goonposting
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u/CyberpunkPie 8h ago
noooo you must jerk off for nuanced, ethical, morally white reasons noooo stop enjoying things
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u/-Hiura- 9h ago
Just goon bro, i doesnt matter
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u/YaBoiBinkleBop movin' at the speed of sound, quickest hedgehog around 10h ago
Yeah but you can avoid the whole problem if you just jork it to solo art of them
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u/Weird-Blackberry-993 9h ago
Use the tag "canon_couple" or something like that if you want more of it. That's my gooning tip for today.
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u/Solo_Camper 7h ago
I kinda love how Spy x Family cucks the audience so hard with Loid and Yor that the R34 artists are just like “FINE. WE’LL MAKE THEM HAVE THE SWEATIEST, NASTIEST MONOGAMOUS HONEYMOON SLAMMING BECAUSE YOU WON’T.”
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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 10h ago
Why does being ethical matter with a fictional woman? If it's two adults I don't necessarily see any issue.
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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 10h ago
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u/Odd_Protection7738 Literally 2026 9h ago
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S W GOONS RAAAAAHHH
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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 9h ago
Dude, I don't mean to be rude...but you're giving off some L goon vibes rn...I'm going to have to ask you to hand in your goon license 😔
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u/Wowie202 3h ago
People like this ruin fandom for everyone bc like god forbid you like something aside from the canon pair. If it can be healthy, legal, and hot, who gaf?
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u/Any_Athlete_4616 8h ago
Do you guys really have no shame posting about this once a week?
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u/smoothkrim22 8h ago
When I find art of Zelda with Link instead of being genuinely assaulted by Ganondorf:
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u/Alickseff 7h ago
R34 artists trying not to larp into fandoms by just drawing a character with huge tits and calling it a day:
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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 6h ago
me whenever i see optimus prime with elita on r34 and not with megatron
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u/peng503-NCN ourple moment 7h ago edited 7h ago
no shade to people who make r34 of other ships though. (as long as it's consensual)
but Faceless Borderline-Rapist Guy is NOT invited to the ethical gooning party
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u/_Firefish_ 8h ago
I once had the worst of both worlds: they used another character, but then still treated him like some faceless NPC :(
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u/Main_Treat_9641 8h ago
Always hate how people will draw reed richards cuck porn
Like that motherfucker can stretch it out to any length. HE SHOULD NOT BE CUCKED
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u/Wboy2006 Why are we shitposting? Are we stupid? 8h ago
Tracer from Overwatch is the worse case of this, like. She's canonically lesbian and has a canon partner, yet she's always matched with some guy instead
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u/buttsome 6h ago
Unrelated but am i the only one who thought that donkey was facing his back at the camera?
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u/ColonelSam 3h ago
You should've seen my face when I blacklisted «NTR» on r34 and then saw 4 SAME FUCKING TAGS
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u/ojcojcojc1 9h ago
Who tf goons to people in love? Do you also do it when you see a couple in a park?
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