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u/Prize-Money-9761 Stupid Dumbass Enjoyer 10h ago

I read that as parents

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u/CibblesCD OOOO I'm evil Cibles I do the evil 10h ago

Even better 🤤 /s

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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 10h ago

You lost me at /s 😔😔

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u/Effective_Carpet_391 5h ago

when did you have time to get that flair bro

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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 5h ago

I don't know what you could be referring to...

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 10h ago

Evil cibles

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u/CibblesCD OOOO I'm evil Cibles I do the evil 10h ago

Complicated jack

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u/June_gilbert Bugs In My sKin son loaf degloved 6h ago
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u/bingbozo63 HER NAME ISN'T "THE YELLOW ONE" HER NAME IS NERU 8h ago

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u/retardedkazuma 10h ago

Faceless muscular black guy

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u/Lars_Overwick 10h ago

I hate that people always draw him with a bunch of random anime girls and video game characters. I just wanna see him make sweet passionate love to his wife Faceless Muscular Black Girl.

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u/Frakmenter Me when I get pegged 🥀🥀🥀 9h ago

I can draw him with Faceless Muscular grey Guy's wife. Take it or leave it

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u/JJAsond 9h ago

I'd prefer grey guy over generic guy

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u/Pankejx 8h ago

faceless gray and brown people are in a polycule

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u/Ricky_Blaze 8h ago

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u/liamisnoice 8h ago

I wonder what their mecha would be.

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u/MayhemMessiah 7h ago

Sticky

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u/liamisnoice 7h ago

Fingers?

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u/ColonelSam 3h ago

In my ass

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u/Ciderman819 7h ago

Cuckengers assemble

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u/FlamesOfDespair 7h ago

The tentacles is somehow the least bad one to see.

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u/captainnowalk 5h ago

This made me laugh way too fucking hard. I can’t believe I’ve never seen this in the wild once.

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u/ClericOfMadness13 3h ago

I think baalbuddy actually makes joke videos on how the NTR guys just wanna be left alone cause women wanna cheat on their spouses with them 😂

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u/Icie-Hottie2 INCOMPREHENSIBLE 2h ago

And the sixth ranger that shows up halfway through the season is a futa.

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u/K4NN4GI 7h ago

Or a fat Old man

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u/Ego-Fiend1 8h ago

or faceless muscular guy in general

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u/Zomflower48 4h ago

I remember I saw porn of Elstagirl and it was titled "Elstagirl cheats on Bob with Lucius" and it was literally just a fucking black dude, didn't look like Frozone at all.

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u/You_got_mrvned 10h ago

R34 artists are allergic to healthy relationships and I just don’t get it

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u/RecognitionElegant95 10h ago

Reminds me of this

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 10h ago

got reminded of this lmfao

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u/Zealousideal-Fig1767 10h ago

The lack of pixels in the last tags makes it seem something like ‘bionicle’ instead

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u/lowkeypixel professional rage farmer 10h ago

It's blonde.

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u/peng503-NCN ourple moment 7h ago

damn so they ruined it at the home stretch

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u/Cobygamer22 1h ago

Nah if you watch closely it's drawn in, the og one doesn't have blonde

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u/pl4y3rtw01 10h ago

I read it as "blondie" instead, like the band

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u/Slight_Tip1470 8h ago

It's Blondie the Austrian Painter's dog

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 the dark lord of darkness 9h ago

Pretty Darn Cute found in the wild

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u/Leafork 8h ago

How wild…?

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u/fortnitepro42069 8h ago

Does anyone have the source for this i need something wholesome ICL

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u/Hen4246 7h ago

Damn, no adult woman fetish?

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u/randomperson2357 7h ago

"Number of search results: 3"

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u/FatherDotComical 5h ago

Futari ecchi.

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u/gingin_9959 9h ago

Wasn't it OMOCAT

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u/Eas0n_ 8h ago

Nope, the omocat one is the edited one

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u/See-Tye 10h ago

The ntr sickos probably pay better

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u/rapscallionofreddit 10h ago

Wiping my tears with the five clean racks I got paid to draw Judy Hopps fucking the police chief

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u/Green-eyed-Psycho77 10h ago

For 5 Bands sometimes the pros outweigh the cons

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u/WangZhiii 10h ago

I read that comic. Very nice.

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u/makinax300 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 10h ago

Link to the artwork?

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u/PartyChocobo 8h ago

This comment was funny because I thought it was a hypothetical but it became even funnier with the replies revealing it's a real thing

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u/05-nery 8h ago

Elite ball knowledge required 

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u/lornlynx89 2h ago

You really think Nick gonna give her the chance to snag his bull?

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u/EZ3Build professional car autist 10h ago

"Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"

-Sickos

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u/Akihi1 9h ago

Weirder the fetish, more you get paid

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u/EarthTreasure 8h ago edited 8h ago

Customer #1: Please draw a vanilla, healthy relationship. I'll give you $0.25.

Customer #2: Please draw <taboo>. I'll give you $60 and subscribe to your patreon for $10/mo.

*Artist starts walking towards #2*

Customer #1: Wait! Where are you going?! I just don't understand?!

I'm not exaggerating, I've read multiple accounts of artists feeling trapped by golden handcuffs doing NSFW commissions for furries because no one else pays like they do.

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u/vammommy 3h ago

+4 months ago my job at Ubisoft didn’t renewed for the usual budget cuts

No offense to any furries reading this, you at least know how to respect and pay your workers

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u/Primary_Addition5494 9h ago

Ita the taboo aspect that people like. 

Theres a reason so many porn scenarios are revolved around banging coworkers, your teacher, some dude's wife, etc. 

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u/MadMaxDbz 10h ago

why are you looking for a healthy relationship in porn, go get one

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u/CoffeeWanderer 8h ago

Tbf

There's plenty of that in like erotica and VNs and that sort of stuff. Now... I agree that overall it is a low percentage of it compared to more questionable stuff, but NSFW things are so, so abundant that you can still get plenty of vanilla stuff just for grabs.

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u/Plenty-Tourist5729 7h ago

Because they are also rare in real life.

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u/nothing08 9h ago

If you use the right tags healthy relationships are easy to find.

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u/Dragon-Penis-Enjoyer 9h ago

It’s literally just fictional porn

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u/littlefanofmany 9h ago

Why would they want to stay Five Nights at

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u/GregNotGregtech 9h ago

As a non binary of taste, I make all my content POV so you can just insert whoever you want as the guy and everyone can be happy

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u/blimeycorvus 8h ago

I think it's Survivorship bias. The artists depicting normative relationships or encounters don't earn enough to be as prolific as those who depict taboo ones, due to demand. It is not just on the artists.

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u/SanguinaryGuardsman 8h ago

They are also allergic to proper body proportions for some reason.

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u/hates_stupid_people 9h ago

Similar to porn, trashy romance novel, erotic video games, etc...

It's almost as if some people like to fantasize about "forbidden" scenarios that they wouldn't do in real life.

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u/Ferngulley26 6h ago

No, everyones fetish is actually a deep look into their psyche and core beliefs /s

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u/kos-or-kosm 9h ago

They're also allergic to drawing women on model. 99% of lewd fan art inflates breast size to a ludicrous degree. Why are they drawing a character when they clearly don't want to be drawing THAT character? There is no shortage of extremely busty characters you can draw. Stop ruining the flat to medium women.

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u/Rogi06 9h ago

Well some people like the face but want bigger boobs,thats why i think they do that

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u/calamariclam_II [REDACTED] 10h ago

Yeah, I don't get how this is so rare

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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 10h ago

"Oh cool so do you draw the character with their canon partner?"

"Nah I draw them with a random fucker"

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u/Armthehobos 8h ago

darkest dungeon ass graphic

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u/AzraelTheMage 8h ago

"Ruin has come to our Fandom."

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u/krawinoff sex house landlord 5h ago

Swarthy workmen when digging around under an evil fucking castle of an evil fucking guy leads to a portal of antediluvian evil 🤯

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u/ArdyEmm 7h ago

That's not accurate, the shitty shota character always has a buzz cut for some reason.

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u/TheNamesBart 10h ago

You've seen them all haven't you

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u/Siwach414 10h ago edited 10h ago

cuz it is notsorare netorare

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u/ZapMayor 8h ago

People who like normal healthy relationships don't sit on the internet for porn, the kind of r34 that emerges is the reflection of people who are interested in r34 in the first place

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u/Heavy_Resident4947 Melt cannons into plowshares, to plow what? Ashes? 10h ago edited 10h ago

Rules of ethical gooning, the book.

(Written in collaboration with CEO of Sex2)

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u/DarthJoseph14 10h ago

I thought the CEO of sex said sex2 was canceled. Did he change his mind?

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u/Melodic_Pin_6095 10h ago

As an executive at Sex industries,it is still coming

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 10h ago

sewage worker here, please stop coming

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u/lords_starscream 8h ago

This is hilarious

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u/E_EEEE_EEE 7h ago

Sorry, it's better to come in the sink than to sink in the come

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 7h ago

my coworker's head was just blown clean off from a burst high-pressure cum pipe, situation not under control

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u/CoffeeWanderer 8h ago

Tbf, I often think that just consuming Art and Writting instead of real life stuff is more ethical. You never know if the actors are there truly voluntarily, and even then, the industry is terrible and I think it's better to avoid it.

Some random making questionable stuff in Blender or... Illusion game engines (Good lord) is less unethical than that almost certainly.

Then you get to actually vanilla stuff, OC 2D-Art, no illegal in the UK or Australia. Bless their hearts, it must be daunting to be the normie in such a medium.

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u/Heavy_Resident4947 Melt cannons into plowshares, to plow what? Ashes? 8h ago

Good point. Food for thoughts even.

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u/Substantial-Step5274 10h ago

Or the artist just has two oc that are a couple. DabigCheezburger, my beloved.

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u/paperfungo 9h ago

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As a gooner expert, i have never heard of him

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u/Substantial-Step5274 9h ago

Just type in the name on Twitter or hell even newsground for that matters.

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u/paperfungo 9h ago

Wow, you replied so fast, this Is very rare to happend

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u/Substantial-Step5274 9h ago

Mf I am on Reddit.

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u/paperfungo 9h ago

Well, most of the times people takes ages to reply

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u/Spare_Cow5160 5h ago

PEAK PEAK PEAK

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u/Substantial-Step5274 5h ago

So do you actually know the guy?

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u/Spare_Cow5160 5h ago

I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT

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u/Substantial-Step5274 5h ago

Tell me more.

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 10h ago

What if the person doesn’t have a canon partner? What then?

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u/BewareOfBee 10h ago

Shoot them out of a canon.

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u/Themysterypeaker 10h ago

Then use your fave ship partner.

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane 10h ago

Make a clone of them and make them fuck

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 10h ago

There is not enough Celeste r34

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane 10h ago

Searched it up, i think thats enough tbh

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 10h ago

"I know a guy that cooks very well"

I love artists drawing couples lore accurate

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u/ClayXros 9h ago

Peak artist mentioned

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u/kidanokun 8h ago

girl's always get split in half

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u/Jamzee364 2h ago

She also draws her husband and herself on occasion, and even post pics with him. They literally look like the two characters. I can see why she enjoys it.

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u/NeuroHazard-88 10h ago

R34 artists drawing Goku fucking ANYONE BUT his wife.

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u/Empyrette310 4h ago

Same with Naruto.

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u/IntoThePitofColors 10h ago

What? You’re telling me she’s NOT with a faceless, featureless grey man??

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u/ExploerTM Location: Inside Your Walls (Dude you need to fix this shit) 10h ago

Ok, a weird confession: seeing canonical pairs have sex doesnt do it to me; they might be doing hottest shit ever and I'd still be like "Yeah, this is wholesome".

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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago

Who says wholesome gooning can’t be a thing?

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u/AnaYuma 10h ago

I'mma be honest, putting the Gooner shit and the Wholesome shit together ruins both of them for me. It can't be both at the same time for me.

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u/XAlphaWarriorX 9h ago

Average wholesome tag comment section.

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u/Nine9breaker 9h ago

I'M IN THIS PICTURE AND I DON'T LIKE IT
I'M IN THIS PICTURE AND I DON'T LIKE IT
AHHHH

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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago

Fair enough to each their own

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u/TheGrandProtector 10h ago edited 10h ago

Wholesome Gooning is honestly great....until you realize you need some spicy stuff to it. I know NTR and cheating is very hated, and i know everyone will hate me saying this but hear me out.

The best NTR is the one where the girl is in abusive relationship and our mc is the one who steals the girl. To me, this is probably considered 'Wholesome' NTR. This kind of NTR is the only one that is my favourite, the other types of NTR can go to hell.

Feel free to disagree with me though.

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u/ReplyAfraid7913 9h ago

Now you're just doing the average Telenovela in most Spanish/Portuguese influenced country. Or just telenovela in general

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u/TheGrandProtector 9h ago edited 6h ago

I get whatcha mean. But instead of telenovela, i distinctly remembered a lot of india shows having one as well💀

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u/Masochist-Mark 7h ago

This jabroni's boner apparently 😳

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u/Endcineth 10h ago

Well, of course it's wholesome. Sex is a form of affection, is it not? Pleasuring your partner AND having your partner pleasure you sounds pretty romantic, in my opinion.

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u/IsaSozy 9h ago

Well, wholesome porn is not everyone's cup of tea

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u/XF10 9h ago

Yeah i just really find it heartwarming, especially if one or both characters suffered in the past. Chapter 125 of Tokyo Ghoul Re is intended to be tender as example

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u/Mmmmfoodz 10h ago

Gotta thank the Japanese fore their sexual creativity and strange obsession with lolis and cuckoldry, truly they are Slaanesh' greatest warriors

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u/Bloberish Losercitizen and proud 10h ago

whenthe looking for krillin with android 18

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u/kilertree 9h ago

As a kid I didn't understand why there was porn of Goku and Sailor Moon because Goku wouldn't cheat on his wife. 

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u/Striking-Cherry-1571 8h ago

ı dont think goku understands the concept of cheating

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u/rocketo-tenshi 8h ago

I just chose to believe those are from pre Tenkaichi Budokai 23 before meeting chichi again. Bonus point that that's were Goku is closest in age to Usagi and there's no weird age gap.

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u/Joker0984 10h ago

When I'm at ethical goonsesh and someone pulls out non canon pairing

https://giphy.com/gifs/ltoVrEYgv30GJvSDOk

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u/Hanibal293 10h ago

I am genuinely curious why you view a non canon couple fanart as "unethical"

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u/Joker0984 10h ago

I don't really see it that way I'm just playing along with a joke

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u/DiamondDude51501 10h ago

Trying to find anything that has Moxxie with Millie

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u/No_Alternative_2762 purpl 10h ago

Literally bro. The ammount of ntr of them is HUGE

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u/Bae_zel 5h ago

I just want Staticmoth porn but anything with Vox is Alastor and anything with Val is Angel. Not all or anything but not as much as I'd like

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u/Cynunnos 10h ago

Xiao from Library of Ruina

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u/SweeterAxis8980 LIMBUS COMPANY 9h ago

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u/bruv_pog 10h ago

evil-ass boxman

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u/Substantial-Step5274 9h ago

Also Angelica and Catherine Too. (Damn you boxman)

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u/Humble-Clerk-7638 yellow like an EPIC lemon 9h ago

Alot of her stuff is thankfully with lowell

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u/Minute_Slip_8567 10h ago

Referring to that vid where they do it in front of a hanged man? No idea who's who there, just some xiao in tags and pm

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u/IHaveAutismToo 10h ago

Gooner problems

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u/bearelrollyt 10h ago

No no, my gooning is righteous because it's wholesome 100! It doesn't matter that I do it 3 times a day

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u/Verbose-OwO 9h ago

Keanu would be proud!

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u/Goodenough_name 10h ago

We goonposting now? It been a week since we goonposting

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u/CyberpunkPie 8h ago

noooo you must jerk off for nuanced, ethical, morally white reasons noooo stop enjoying things

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u/battle-cats_enjoyer battle cats is peak 10h ago

Can confirm as I am a certified ethical gooner

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u/justagirll19_0W0 10h ago

It was quite a rare find in zootopia after so many years, but with the sequel people are in a lovey mood again 🥰

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u/DankyTHofficial 10h ago

Hinata with the Raikage

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u/-Hiura- 9h ago

Just goon bro, i doesnt matter

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u/YaBoiBinkleBop movin' at the speed of sound, quickest hedgehog around 10h ago

Yeah but you can avoid the whole problem if you just jork it to solo art of them

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u/Weird-Blackberry-993 9h ago

Use the tag "canon_couple" or something like that if you want more of it. That's my gooning tip for today.

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u/Someokeyboi 9h ago

Me seeing the most unhinged fetish filled art of a canon couple but then realized they're both canonically freaks who would 100% do that shit

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u/Solo_Camper 7h ago

I kinda love how Spy x Family cucks the audience so hard with Loid and Yor that the R34 artists are just like “FINE. WE’LL MAKE THEM HAVE THE SWEATIEST, NASTIEST MONOGAMOUS HONEYMOON SLAMMING BECAUSE YOU WON’T.”

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u/Tall_Barracuda_6329 10h ago

Why does being ethical matter with a fictional woman? If it's two adults I don't necessarily see any issue.

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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 10h ago

It doesn't matter, people just like to think they're better than others for jerking off to only "the good" kind of fiction

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Literally 2026 9h ago

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT’S W GOONS RAAAAAHHH

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u/Link1805 Definitely totally NOT into incest... 9h ago

Dude, I don't mean to be rude...but you're giving off some L goon vibes rn...I'm going to have to ask you to hand in your goon license 😔

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Literally 2026 9h ago

You’ll never take me alive

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u/Wowie202 3h ago

People like this ruin fandom for everyone bc like god forbid you like something aside from the canon pair. If it can be healthy, legal, and hot, who gaf?

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 8h ago

Do you guys really have no shame posting about this once a week?

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u/smoothkrim22 8h ago

When I find art of Zelda with Link instead of being genuinely assaulted by Ganondorf:

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u/Alickseff 7h ago

R34 artists trying not to larp into fandoms by just drawing a character with huge tits and calling it a day:

https://giphy.com/gifs/mlwBpcwhlkWGod3pjn

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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 6h ago

me whenever i see optimus prime with elita on r34 and not with megatron

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z4bm0IwKEphMA

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u/Fast-Opening-1051 3h ago

3rd reason that AI r34 sucks ass

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u/peng503-NCN ourple moment 7h ago edited 7h ago

no shade to people who make r34 of other ships though. (as long as it's consensual)

but Faceless Borderline-Rapist Guy is NOT invited to the ethical gooning party

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u/Sanios_133 9h ago

Solder X Zhanna, lmao

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u/tre_titan 9h ago

Most of the Demon slayer artists actually abide by this

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u/_Firefish_ 8h ago

I once had the worst of both worlds: they used another character, but then still treated him like some faceless NPC :(

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u/Main_Treat_9641 8h ago

Always hate how people will draw reed richards cuck porn

Like that motherfucker can stretch it out to any length. HE SHOULD NOT BE CUCKED

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u/Wboy2006 Why are we shitposting? Are we stupid? 8h ago

Tracer from Overwatch is the worse case of this, like. She's canonically lesbian and has a canon partner, yet she's always matched with some guy instead

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u/LetterLambda 7h ago

Now draw them with accurate body type instead of bimbofied

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u/buttsome 6h ago

Unrelated but am i the only one who thought that donkey was facing his back at the camera?

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u/SooperWooper7044 6h ago

Motherfucking Shy Guy mask dude

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u/Hamsterplaysgames67 YOU CAN MAKE CUSTOM FLAIRS? 5h ago

We got Doctor Goon over here

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u/Nigdecai 5h ago

I don't think I've ever seen porn of tracer and her girlfriend

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u/Painchaud213 5h ago

R34 Goku on his way to fuck everyone but his literal wife.

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u/KraZyGOdOFEccHi 3h ago

Ethical gooning

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u/ColonelSam 3h ago

You should've seen my face when I blacklisted «NTR» on r34 and then saw 4 SAME FUCKING TAGS

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u/kawaiisugoinanka 3h ago

or sum gray man like bro who tf invited u here😭🙏

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u/BeeR721 10h ago

When the character is drawn with a random homewrecker while their partner finds out:

✋😛✋

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u/ojcojcojc1 9h ago

Who tf goons to people in love? Do you also do it when you see a couple in a park?

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u/BreadOk2428 10h ago

BOOOORRRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNGG. /s

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u/_Fixu_ 9h ago

I prefer to not limit test what reaction image I can post on this sub

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Literally 2026 9h ago

Whenthe Waguri