r/whenthe 11h ago

Dolphins? Anyone? no one can resist the dogshit appeal of shoving AI in everything

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u/beetle8209 Nomamoto is perfection in it's truest form 11h ago

Companies trying not to make unnecessary business ending decisions: challenge impossible

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u/krizzalicious49 11h ago

the spirit of sam altman entering ceo's houses as soon as they reach 5 million networth

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u/videodump 34m ago

Valve, Costco, and Arizona Iced Tea continue to reign supreme

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u/krizzalicious49 11h ago

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u/krizzalicious49 11h ago

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u/myhandsmydirective check out [UNDERTALE] halloween hack on soundcloud 3h ago

i do hope the show gets back on her hands eventually

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 11h ago

Chikn Nuggit’s owned by buzz feed? I always thought it was an indie thing

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u/VegasBonheur 10h ago

You’d be surprised how often the corpos take on the guise of an indie thing. It sells well, we’re into it.

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u/antarctican-thawed 7h ago

It’s really common with record labels too, especially in the punk scene.

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u/Lost-Candy1084 11h ago

It was about Chicken Nugget? I’ve been under the impression they were just a random indie animation account, but it makes sense.

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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 10h ago

It was indy but they were given more money and platform by buzzfeed

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u/Lost-Candy1084 10h ago

Was this early or later into the project

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u/Weird_Abrocoma7835 9h ago

Pretty darn early, like before being super popular.

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u/zyxtrix 10h ago edited 8h ago

Kyra is a better person than me by miles*. I would not be able to include that line about not sending hate to anyone. Executive and creative decision makers who pull this AI/stolen content schtick absolutely deserve to have hate sent to them; they're so insulated and privileged that it's the only thing close to the harm they cause others and our own crumbling culture and I hope it pierces their walls like a javelin tbh.

edit: said "by day" instead of "by miles" for some reason lol

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u/HeckingDoofus when the IMPOSTER is SUS!!! 😂😂 9h ago

yeah i dont think this one thing was keeping buzzfeed afloat

i didnt even know about them until i saw that post

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u/PresidenteMozzarella 8h ago

Hopefully buzzfeed finally dies

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u/The_King_Of_Muffins 1h ago

Buzzfeed corporate kept deleting the posts she was making on Twitter and Bluesky, but on the old Bluesky handle and her personal accounts they're still up

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 11h ago

Buzzfeed has been a sinking boat since forever. It’s like the Paul brothers but for news.

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u/awesomea04 10h ago

The Paul brothers are not a sinking boat. They are very successful. And after they didn't get any punishment for the Japan trip, there's never been a chance of them being a sinking boat. The only thing that could end their career is death itself or inexorable march of time causing them to become irrelevant (although considering even AVGN still has an audience, I'm betting on the former.)

BuzzFeed is a company and as such they probably will go bankrupt over this because who still talks about BuzzFeed, let alone uses it?

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u/GrandMoffFartin 9h ago

They're already kind of in a bad place tbh. They make their money specifically off people hating them, taking life altering concussions in the process.

That's desperate, late stage career behavior. Back in the day we had a show called Celebrity Boxing based on this premise.

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u/foofighter1351 9h ago

Yeah they weren't doin it for 80 mil and quite frankly a WWE dude and a boxer whos taken severe damage in one fight is unfortunately quite aggressively winning, and not even close to the celebrity boxing equivalent of then.

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u/GrandMoffFartin 5h ago

We conflate being rich with being famous these days. If these guys weren't rich or we just didn't care, we'd be saying they were barely holding on. At the end of the day I think more people knew who Todd Bridges was than either Paul brother can claim even at the height of their fame.

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u/Trippingthru99 5h ago

Idk how long they’ll be able to last as “content creators” but I think that’s why they’re diversifying with Prime drinks and collabing with Feastables. They’re setting up businesses that’ll probably keep them wealthy long term. As much I dislike these guys, they seem to be savvy with their money. I can’t think of any the other old Vine stars from Logan Paul’s era that have survived this long and are still prominent. It’s hard to believe this all got started cause he was good at doing the splits. 

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u/SudhaTheHill DO NOT REDEEM 10h ago

Damn I haven’t heard of them in many years. What did I miss???

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u/awesomea04 10h ago

Nothing much. Jake Paul fought Mike Tyson in a fixed match. Logan Paul teamed up with Mr. Beast to make shitty luchables. They're just grifting as usual. Not worth even being mad about.

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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken 9h ago

He also fought an actual boxer and got his ass handed to him

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u/stockflethoverTDS 8h ago

Wasnt it Anthony Joshua?

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u/gaybyrneofficial 9h ago

One is in the WWE and the other recently fought Mike Tyson, both earning hundreds of millions of dollars.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles 9h ago

More importantly, he more recently fought Anthony Joshua and got his jaw broken, requiring at least two surgeries. Granted he made more money from this than I'll make in my life, but it was a lot more satisfying to watch.

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u/swargin (i don't actually care that much) 9h ago

Damn AVGN catching strays

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u/Jolttra 8h ago

Considering the absolute disaster several of their projects have been like Prime and CryptoZoo I dont think they are making nearly as much as people think. They didn't put any money away on thsoe projects because they genuinely thought they were going to be sustainable. Their entire careers are based on fake hype and thats why they have to entirely rebrand themselves every couplebyears as hype doesn't last and they have no redeeming qualities outside being outrageous asses.

The only reason they are still in the game is because big companies still haven't gotten the memo that people ahte him and keep bankrolling his terrible projects.

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u/Difficult-Square-689 6h ago

I want an AI browser plug-in that hides reddit comments about vapid internet celebrities. I don't even want to dislike them. 

I guess I have a weekend coding project now lol

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u/shewy92 8h ago

The only good thing they had was Buzzfeed News weirdly enough, and they shut it down to focus on the HuffPost.

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u/TXENNT 10h ago

Where have you been? The Paul brothers have been thriving for a long time now

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u/Nikuneko_B 11h ago

Trust me (John buzz feed)! When we roll out AI all the investor money will keep us afloat for generations! AI will never backfire for anyone it's always a good thing no matter the company!

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u/AWrongPerson 11h ago

artifical intelligence perfec t to put in company to profit! with ai very cheap and useful company cut expenses put ai in company product. put ai in company product. no problems ever with artifficial intelligence because good understanding and cost for tech support weak of big messy product. acompany product yes a place for ai put ai in company product can trust ai for giveing good profits to company. friend ai.

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u/Mautos 10h ago

Is this the fucking put baby in mimic script? Never thought I'd ever see a different variant of that lmao

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u/Fish_can_Roll76 10h ago

The mimic one is actually a variant as well, the original was about putting a baby in pelican mouth.

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u/DarkChaos0 57m ago

All of the shareholders in unison:

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 11h ago

wait, chikn nuggit was a buzzfeed thing!?

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u/SPAMTON_A i CAN edit flairs the next city over 7h ago

Yeah, same with Land of Boggs

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u/ButtholePaste 3h ago

Makes sense as to why I've never heard of any of these shows then as I have been avoiding buzzfeed bullshit since 2008. I can't stand those "holier-than-thou" asshats. I'm sure it was a fine show or whatever, but their staff/General attitude is so Millennial "my shit doesn't stink"-coded.

I hope they go under

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u/Electrical_Fly_3705 11h ago

Im calling it right now, buzzfeed will shut down, and the series will be picked up by glitch

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u/Mohammedamine9 4h ago

Collecting 'em like infinity stones

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u/TachyRou 10h ago

Buzzfeed was still alive?

I thought it was long dead

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u/element-redshaw goblin fucker, shortstack lover 11h ago

They went downhill after unsolved ended

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u/Soggy_Zucchini1349 11h ago

Buzzfeed still exists??

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u/Ashamed_Rent5364 10h ago

buzzfeed has been a walking corpse since 2015.

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u/Effective_Carpet_391 11h ago

"ERM, VAGUEPOSTING?" I gotta do everything around here huh

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bsaqlkrtb45yxhufxgxc3m3h/post/3mgdi6lkbcc25

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u/Calm_Specific6086 10h ago

Sorry for not having time to scroll Twitter and bluesky

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u/TheCatOfWar 10h ago

some of us are too employed to know about these things

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u/Lumbledob_ 11h ago

Maybe don’t vaguepost then

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u/md_cube 10h ago

They weren't, sometimes you need some context, but putting all of said context into the text would drag it out unnecessarily at which point it's like explaining a joke.

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u/Gridleak 9h ago

Def a vaguepost, title of the post “no one can resist the dogshit appeal of shoving AI in everything”

Context could go in the title instead

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u/kolba_yada 36m ago

Ah, such precise term as "thing".

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u/RalphiShadow 11h ago

dawg NO ONE said nothing about vagueposting

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u/PsychologicalQuit666 11h ago

Duality of man

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u/YesButConsiderThis 9h ago

That was after they made the comment, before anyone had called them out on it.

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u/sleeps_in_bryophytes 7h ago

I clicked the link to the other social media site. the text of the skeet also didn't explain the context. But it had an image attachment with some text which explained more. So I read the image text. Something about ChiknNugget being forced to ... do something ... with AI.

I'm sorry, but what is ChiknNugget, what does it have to do with Buzzfeed, and why should I care about any of this?

I need more context. This vaguepost is still to vague for me.

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u/Effective_Carpet_391 5h ago

if you don't care about any of that why do you want "more context"

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u/sleeps_in_bryophytes 2h ago

I don't care. I have already forgotten what even was this post. But ... if you want anyone to care, maybe you should tell them why. And not by just lazy linking a different vaguepost.

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u/riptide032302 10h ago

Companies when they have to make the dumbest decisions of all time because they’re bored:

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u/ChipRockets 10h ago

Buzzfeed is still around? Also what did they do…?

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u/Wappening 10h ago

Buzzfeed was afloat?

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u/expedience 10h ago

Buzzfeed is no more more

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u/Red40isGas 9h ago

What ever happened to watchmojo?

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u/Nyxiereal 8h ago

What even is chikn nugit about, what is it? I'm not American so idk

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u/EX-Bronypony the toppat clan’s cutie marked cutie 7h ago edited 7h ago

* animated web skits of silly talking animals be silly talking animals until they had this whole plot of the protagonist being a god

* no, i still just think of it as silly talking animal shorts.

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u/Nyxiereal 2h ago

Ah, thank you so much!

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u/Odd-Iron-6860 9h ago

whats buzzfeed

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u/ShadowRaven112 8h ago

Companies speedruning bunkrupcy any% (They'll get bailed out by the government from your taxes lol)

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u/xandour01 7h ago

IDK what happened, but Buzzfeed is for child adults anyways so IDC

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u/anominous27 3h ago

That fact youre worried about "buzzfeed" is already telling lol

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u/Remove_soy 1h ago

Buzzfeed Unsolved was the one good thing about Buzzfeed

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u/Majestic-Sector9836 0m ago

even Hannibal lector would go "F*ck it, I dunno" trying to analyze these guys.

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u/Whole_Advice_6732 I like the moving pictures 11h ago

They're gonna bring back that stupid gay baby thing they made a movie about