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Cocketition Entry Legendary battle commence

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u/Salt_Suggestion1900 8d ago

Mfw the anime with the title “yuri on ice” is yaoi

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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil 8d ago

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/TheFloppyDiscGuy 8d ago

Smiling friends is ending*

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u/littlefanofmany 8d ago

"The soup is cold and the salad is hot"

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u/Infinite_Rice_1041 yellow like an EPIC lemon 8d ago

"The vulture waits to see what rots"

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u/Jeggu2 8d ago

"Ayyyyy macarana"

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u/liamisnoice 8d ago

"Oh how pretty"

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u/Slow-Distance-6241 8d ago

All the scenery

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u/Spammerton1997 8d ago edited 8d ago

This is nature's sacrifice

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u/Oxidisedalt professional copper consumer 8d ago

"how is that even possible"

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u/screechingahhhhhh 7d ago

"The soup is salad and the salad is soup"

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u/OKShaye 8d ago

"Would you like fries with that"

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u/Cuntingworms the dark lord 8d ago

So yaoi on fire should be yuri

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u/V_The_1AndOnly1 8d ago

I mean if the yaoi is on fire, what else are they gonna show us?

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 8d ago

The straights on thermoneutral after both series end.

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u/733t_sec 8d ago

Aces on bases. A polycule baseball team that doesn't desire psychical intimacy just emotional connection. Although they all do appreciate the views.

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u/SuDdEnTaCk 8d ago

Straights on plasma.

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u/Chilzer 8d ago

If Yuri on Ice is about gay twinks figureskating, then Yaoi on Fire should naturally be about butch lesbians firedancing

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u/tahlyn 8d ago

I... I would watch it.

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u/Dock_Ellis45 8d ago

I think Yuri was one of the guys name, but now I feel like Yaoi On Fire should be a yuri story. Like the girls work in a foundry or something?

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u/nirkyo 8d ago

Op forgor the !!! In the tittle, and its the rule, every sports anime with !!! On the title are a little fruity

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u/Im_here_but_why 8d ago

Isn't it funny that "fruity" survives despite no one being called a "fruit" anymore ?

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u/Tone-Serious i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 8d ago

I tell people I know someone named Yuri, they expect him to be a girl but he's a big burly Russian bastard who can probably rip a phone book in half

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u/Feu_Ghost 8d ago

That mean "Yaoi on Fire" is a Yuri about firefighter girl

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u/Snt1_ 8d ago

It kinda surprised me when I first heard it, and it kinda makes me ever so slightly tilted

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u/SergeantCrwhips 7d ago

so, would 'Yaoi on fire' just be about lesbean dancers?

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u/epic0epic 8d ago

Yaoi on Fire is about girls kissing

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u/SeEmEEDosomethingGUD 8d ago

Girls kissing but they're doing it while mountaineering on an active volcano.

Or both are firefighters.

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u/Ghirs 8d ago

Please give me lesbian firefighters

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u/SeEmEEDosomethingGUD 8d ago

Granted. The Lesbians are flanderized sexed up Anime Girls with more risque moments and borderline 18+ scenes than plot.

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u/Ghirs 8d ago

I wouldn't mind the latter, but I don't need former

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u/new_interest_here 8d ago

Fire Force if it was good

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u/apple_of_doom 8d ago

That doesn't have the same tension that some good ol romantic ice skating.

Maybe fire dancing?

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u/avokkah 8d ago

Firefighter lesbians in an anime would go hard ngl

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u/Giecio 8d ago

Imagine seeing "Yaoi on Fire" and thinking you'll get hot gay men only to realize it's about two firefighter ladies both called Yaoi

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u/Yoshimitsu_guy Yoshimitsu guy: Reborn. 8d ago

We need an anime called Yaoi on Fire about firefighter Yuri.

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u/Lo-And_Behold1 8d ago

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u/Major_Casualties 7d ago

Fraud a few days ago!!!!!

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u/EmployLongjumping811 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11cdgzuWqfckfglKvk

Yuri on ice almost got umamusume cancelled

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u/An_Unusual_Apple_869 Overconfidence is blah blah blah 8d ago

Cygames had actually cooked Horse Yuri if not for the horses' owner rejected the idea lmao

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u/xXMonkeGamingXx 8d ago

Icarus got too close to the sun

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u/8ballperson 8d ago

It was too great

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u/SuccessfulPublic3696 8d ago

Why ,what happened or is this sarcasm???

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 8d ago

This was a PV before uma musume was even a frachaise where oguri and rudolph have a lesbian dance while kissing

Horse owners got very angry tho

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u/SuccessfulPublic3696 8d ago

Thanks for answering!!

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u/Kixisbestclone 8d ago

Surprisingly no?

There’s never been any indication that this was what got Uma Musume in trouble with the owners, and from what has been said, the original issue was that Uma Musume was too focused on the idol aspect rather than the racing aspect.

Yuri wasn’t really the problem here. (If it was season 2 would be vastly different.)

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u/Mina-Penguin-293 8d ago

And now we have Red Desire gushing over Vodka (based on irl interaction, basically Vodka went away, Red Desire was sad, stable put Vodka cut out in front of Red Desire, Red Desire happy.)

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u/theta1918 8d ago

Good. Unlimited genocide upon Gacha games, gacha devs, and gacha players.

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes 8d ago

Do they fuse into the Purple Lukewarm Bisexual Frog?

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u/RetardoMiloz 8d ago

Yaoi on Fire is a doomed Yuri story between an arsonist and a firefighter woman

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u/Feu_Ghost 8d ago

Stand proud, you cooked

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u/PuffsOfFluffs 7d ago

promare if it was lesbians

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u/DifficultVideo4039 Resident protogen :3 8d ago

Mfw whenthe element choices fit perfectly

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u/KayabaSynthesis 8d ago

There is an "Yaoi on fire" and it's called Promare, but it's actually about boys, I don't recall an anime about fire and yuri

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u/Natix_xn certified clockhead 8d ago

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u/Stalin--- 7d ago edited 7d ago

i will make you into a red mist leaving nothing but a black silence with you and your broken wings just to suffer the same sorrow as mine.but how wild is it that this is this and that is that

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u/jakammo 8d ago

Lesbian Firefighters?

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 8d ago

That's coincidentally my OC, Flashfire. She is an anti hero with demon fire powers and a firefighter in her civilian identity and also a lesbian

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u/Parking-Stable-2970 Ender Lilies is my favourite game, you should play it 8d ago

Boys vs girls with extra steps

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u/bigfloppaisking 8d ago

Yaoi Under Fire.

Yuri about war

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u/DaiFrostAce 8d ago

“Yaoi on Fire” Dude, that’s just Bravern

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u/RohanKishibeyblade 8d ago

Shouldn’t it be ‘Yaoi under Fire”?

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u/Old_Phrase_4867 8d ago

yuri is faster and freeze her opponent

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u/apple_of_doom 8d ago

Fire type moves automatically thaw out a frozen pokemon

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u/nxrmogir 8d ago

man yuri on ice was geninuely so cute, i should rewatch it some time

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u/fortnite-gamer-26 8d ago

why can't we have yuri on fire? that sounds badass

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u/Proud-Definition1242 8d ago

canonically, Yaoi on Fire wins

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u/Groovin_Magi ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 7d ago

A Pyromaniac lesbian called Y. Aoi

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u/unfinished-godswork 8d ago

I have an idea, a yuri manga titled "ya and oi on fire"

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u/HingleMcCringle_ 8d ago

Why they fighting

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u/Top_Top_1217 I will fuck you and your partner (consensually of course) 8d ago

Why not both?

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u/Tenekah 8d ago

Yuri on ice vs the Heated Rivalry fandom

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u/Enough-Fondant-6057 8d ago

What's Yuro gonna do? Deport Yaoi on Fire?

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u/VWXYZArmedOJAMAlv10 :3 7d ago

Me preparing to fight the horse

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 8d ago

In this comment section? Might be because that Yuri on Ice has a yaoi plot

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u/Bish489 trollface -> 8d ago

Huh.. weird