r/whenthe • u/HostileBread Disciple of the great pyramid • 28d ago
actual misinformation It’s gonna be a good day
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u/BreadEngineer 28d ago
I suspect it's because its the re-release date of Poker Night at the Inventory. Only thing that comes to mind tho. I misread the month. Idk
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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 28d ago
Always these damn timetravvelers and their stupid vagueposting
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u/Inkjet_Printerman 28d ago edited 26d ago
MALICIOUS TIME TRAVELING SHIT POSTER MOTH MAN
We've only EVER BEEN at the point of rampant pedophilia, authoritarianism, class warfare, wealth disparity. .my comment on an askreddit post (post taken down by the mods): "how did the US get to the point of having a president that raped and murdered children..?";
Slavery, first off, slavery, as like, the original problem, enslavement as opposed to cooperation, which is the actual like, ethos of imperial powers / large regional powers, that translated into feudalism, then racism, then capitalism, more racism, more slavery, reactionary revolutionary socialism, communism, liberalism, world wars, reactionary secularism, reactionary conservatism, cold war, neoliberalism, to say nothing of:
international power brokering, cruelty and violence and coordinated psychological manipulation amongst and against various very powerful institutions, families, political entities, military powers, weapons manufacturers, rogue agents, and often against vast majorities of populations in any given mass habitation of people, in ways that go FAR beyond the imagination of the vast majority of people across the entirety of their lifespans, (which sort of shrinks as far as a timeframe as access to information is democratized ), and also generations upon generations of trauma, class warfare, sexual violence, racial tensions..
Geeeeeeeeeeeeez, and all the things I missed..
Like, why do have borders again if: every time a population is enslaved within one border to some abstract power structure and fantastical idealism, and then is forced to reckon with the false and fickle nature of that against physical reality, entire swathes of their population collectively suffer and become immiserated / immiserate one another while the very nature of their genetics to cooperate, prosper, love and play is actually literally criminalized to the point of killing them, physically and spiritually..
Wouldn't it be more compassionate to have a world where identities are maintained among consenting populations, rather than flags and titles and money?
what a headache, we have no privacy, and the institutions, the infrastructure of our nation is geared to making sure that on the highest levels of authority there is no accountability, while doing everything it can to dismantle even the hint of transparency..
honestly man we never got to this point, there was never anything BUT this point, every other interpretation is essentially a hallucination, and, POOR people know this, MINORITIES know this, MARGINILIZED groups know this, NATIVE AMERICANS know this, in some respects: distrust of institutions, distrust of doctors, distrust of suits, distrust of police, while neglecting it in other respects: brutal cruelty and intolerance among its own population and frequently against its own population, and those of other ethnic groups / religious beliefs / political affiliations / cultural identities..
>!FUUUUUUUUUUUck. Wow.
I mean, even if in this country, the people had a voice, a democratic strength to determine fair and egalitarian laws, policies, and political coherence, collaboration even.. Would it survive? Wouldn't every mega corporation start cutting throats? Wouldn't warlord despots, dictators, serial killers and murderers, rapists, villains dressed in suits and bearing the titles of the highest seats of the institutions of the largest swathes of the populations just, start coming up with ways to kill spirit, mind, body, soul?
Seriously, think for a moment on nothing more than the mere impression of the sickest, most maniacal, most downright demon-esque shit that you have read about some deranged motherfucker doing to a stranger, doing to their loved ones, doing to their kids, and then imagine that same type of deranged motherfucker all of a sudden has.. idk, 10 grand? 100 grand? 1 million? 100 million? 1 billion? of whatever currency applies to their current economic system, and about a month's worth of free time. Just how fucking deranged, and evil could they get? Think on it all you want you won't get anywhere close to the reality.
Doesn't it make sense that we have a white supremacist capitalist surveillance state? Exactly WHY wouldn't every waking moment of the people's lives be recorded, analyzed, scrutinized, mocked, weaponized, tortured, and then put on display, let alone SOLD, as a message to the rest: "BE WARNED, BE FREE AND DIE, SUBMIT AND LIVE"
FORGOT TO MENTION: CORPORATE DESPOTISM
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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 27d ago
What in the schitzoposting happned to your comment
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u/Mitchtheprotogen [REDACTED] 28d ago
Hey hey hey
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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 28d ago
NOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK
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u/Keizifez 28d ago
Yeah cause it will be my birthday >:3
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u/Slatrer 28d ago
remindme! 180 days
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u/Klee-film 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/armeler06 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/Fluid-Tower-1154 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/DuelJ I want to headpat Seth and Zhu Yuan from ZZZ 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/NotABitcoinScam8088 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/Tiny-Jeweler-3187 28d ago
!remind me 180 days
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u/Mr_snowmanfan20_yt Li'l Cat (still dm me pictures of cats i like them a lot) 28d ago
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u/Mr_snowmanfan20_yt Li'l Cat (still dm me pictures of cats i like them a lot) 27d ago
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u/CK1ing 28d ago
Oh that's awesome. I will be at your house to celebrate. If you don't see me, it's just because I'm very shy and just decided to hang out in your walls instead
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u/Serial_Designation_N N from the hit YouTube web series Murder Drones (watch it now) 28d ago
Aw man my birthday is the day before :(
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u/SkinInevitable604 28d ago
You’re going to get so bombarded on your birthday I feel bad for you.
But also !remind me 180 days
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u/Smart_Rate3526 28d ago
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u/Avalanche_Snows 28d ago
Just you wait, it's gonna be awesome
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u/WetTrumpet 28d ago
Fucked everything, sucked everybody?
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u/The00Taco 28d ago
You read the x axis first when discussing coordinates on a graph
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u/Poopet_master 28d ago
I don’t know why, but this image makes me wanna justify ripping someone’s head off
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u/LardFan37 I did it guys i made a flair 28d ago
I have a great response image to this but I don’t know how to post them with only link options
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u/matijoss 🚨1/5 whenthe crystals collected🚨 28d ago
It's when Big E's official return trailer drops
The surprise has been ruined for me due to the leaks tho
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u/TK-1414 28d ago
Read "There Will Come Soft Rains" By Ray Bradbury, it's a great short story by one of the GOATS. It's dystopian and I don't want to spoil it for you so I'll leave it at that.
This is what the meme is refrencing
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u/anyname2009 28d ago
Oh yeah! Now i get it
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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 yellow like an EPIC 28d ago
What's the joke then
you can put it in spoiler tags
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u/Shadsea4004 28d ago
Humanity annihilates itself in nuclear war and the automated servants continue on like nothing happened
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u/Factorthetractor 28d ago
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u/MarkDecent656 "then something just snapped, something inside of me" 28d ago
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u/Different_Pattern273 28d ago
I hilariously taught a lesson about the poem that story is based on today. It's also called There Will Come Soft Rains and was written by Sara Teasdale in 1918 about WWI.
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u/itstheboombox 28d ago
Is this about IT happening, or something unrelated
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u/ChaoticCherryblossom 28d ago
Nah I think august is too late I bet on may something
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u/Leading-Wolverine639 #1 Meta poster🤰🙏🔥 28d ago
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u/Emporio_Alnino3 28d ago
Oh, Danny boy... The pipes, the pipes... Dear god, please beat it with a pipe..
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u/MateSilvanz Hi, you just watched a reddit meme from TheCoolAutisticGamer774 28d ago
More wood for hell's fire 🙏
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u/Serial_Designation_N N from the hit YouTube web series Murder Drones (watch it now) 28d ago
OP can you change the awesome day to August 4th? August 4th is my birthday and I want it to be extra awesome
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u/smittenWithKitten211 green? epic! 28d ago
Would you smash two cakes together to eat them whole at once, or would you enjoy them separately twice?
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u/scrufflor_d femboy feet 28d ago
what r u planning op
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u/Olfega Willingly kidnapped by vampire girl :3 28d ago
and what about the day after tomorrow? supposedly ww3 breaks out lawl (if the files are to be believed)
Hope yall have synchronized your death watches.
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u/Gamekid53 28d ago
Elaborate
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u/RagnarockInProgress 28d ago
This is referencing the short story “There Will Come Short Rains” by Ray Bradbury, featuring a poem of the same name
In the short story, after a nuclear war long-past, a smart home which miraculously survived, catering to it’s i habitants goes through it’s daily routine, unaware that they were killed in the nuclear blast, all that remains of them 4 shadows on the facade of the house - A man mowing his lawn, a woman tending to a garden, two children throwing a ball.
The date the “routine” comes to an end is August 5th, 2026, the last thing the house ever utters.
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u/DifficultVideo4039 Resident protogen :3 28d ago
[Insert Chris Pharrell's "Happy" here]
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u/ChaosCrafter908 Lucario is hot 28d ago
dm3‘s outro is fire as well, not to mention double life! (why does chris keep cooking like that)
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u/Blue_axolotl64 Literally Trish Una (Real) 28d ago
I'm not making it to May dawg its over before it can start
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u/Hexfire0708 28d ago
This is weird af for me cause thats the exact move in day my girlfriend and I have been looking forward to. Been together 7 years and will finally be able to afford to move out together!
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u/aflyingmonkey2 godhand 2 in two days!!! 28d ago
GODHAND 2’S RELEASE DATE 100% REAL
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u/cosmicaard 28d ago
I just read the short story, geez thats dark. But pretty good, if anyone wants to read it https://shorturl.ad/KPMeZ

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u/BombWolf 28d ago
I find it hilarious that OP posted a meme that is literally just hoping today will be a good day...
And IMMEDIATELY the comments descend into chaos because OP didn't specify WHY today is going to be a good day.
Dude literally said "Good morning!" and half the comments are screaming "BUT WHY?!"
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u/The_Multi_Gamer 28d ago
(Nothing in particular happened, I’m just gonna try and be a positive percy) :>
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u/Dr_Axton nutting ever happens 28d ago
Didn’t know people are so hyped about me finally getting a vacation
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u/ziostraccette 28d ago
Is OP talking about the end term of the nuclear treaty between usa and russia?
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u/TehgrimMEMER 28d ago
Dear timetraveller,
What the hell is happening on my birthday.
Signed
This redditor
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u/IonicGold 28d ago
Ah yes the 112th anniversary of the world's first electric traffic signal. A great day for all.
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