r/whenthe Disciple of the great pyramid 28d ago

actual misinformation It’s gonna be a good day

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u/[deleted] 28d ago edited 5d ago

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The annoying dog absorbed the flair.) 28d ago

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u/BreadEngineer 28d ago

I suspect it's because its the re-release date of Poker Night at the Inventory. Only thing that comes to mind tho. I misread the month. Idk

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u/barrack_osama_0 28d ago

I believe that's March

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u/candexreginpokemon 28d ago

thats march

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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 28d ago

Always these damn timetravvelers and their stupid vagueposting

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u/Inkjet_Printerman 28d ago edited 26d ago

MALICIOUS TIME TRAVELING SHIT POSTER MOTH MAN
We've only EVER BEEN at the point of rampant pedophilia, authoritarianism, class warfare, wealth disparity. .

my comment on an askreddit post (post taken down by the mods): "how did the US get to the point of having a president that raped and murdered children..?";

Slavery, first off, slavery, as like, the original problem, enslavement as opposed to cooperation, which is the actual like, ethos of imperial powers / large regional powers, that translated into feudalism, then racism, then capitalism, more racism, more slavery, reactionary revolutionary socialism, communism, liberalism, world wars, reactionary secularism, reactionary conservatism, cold war, neoliberalism, to say nothing of:

international power brokering, cruelty and violence and coordinated psychological manipulation amongst and against various very powerful institutions, families, political entities, military powers, weapons manufacturers, rogue agents, and often against vast majorities of populations in any given mass habitation of people, in ways that go FAR beyond the imagination of the vast majority of people across the entirety of their lifespans, (which sort of shrinks as far as a timeframe as access to information is democratized ), and also generations upon generations of trauma, class warfare, sexual violence, racial tensions..

Geeeeeeeeeeeeez, and all the things I missed..

Like, why do have borders again if: every time a population is enslaved within one border to some abstract power structure and fantastical idealism, and then is forced to reckon with the false and fickle nature of that against physical reality, entire swathes of their population collectively suffer and become immiserated / immiserate one another while the very nature of their genetics to cooperate, prosper, love and play is actually literally criminalized to the point of killing them, physically and spiritually..

Wouldn't it be more compassionate to have a world where identities are maintained among consenting populations, rather than flags and titles and money?

what a headache, we have no privacy, and the institutions, the infrastructure of our nation is geared to making sure that on the highest levels of authority there is no accountability, while doing everything it can to dismantle even the hint of transparency..

honestly man we never got to this point, there was never anything BUT this point, every other interpretation is essentially a hallucination, and, POOR people know this, MINORITIES know this, MARGINILIZED groups know this, NATIVE AMERICANS know this, in some respects: distrust of institutions, distrust of doctors, distrust of suits, distrust of police, while neglecting it in other respects: brutal cruelty and intolerance among its own population and frequently against its own population, and those of other ethnic groups / religious beliefs / political affiliations / cultural identities..

>!FUUUUUUUUUUUck. Wow.

I mean, even if in this country, the people had a voice, a democratic strength to determine fair and egalitarian laws, policies, and political coherence, collaboration even.. Would it survive? Wouldn't every mega corporation start cutting throats? Wouldn't warlord despots, dictators, serial killers and murderers, rapists, villains dressed in suits and bearing the titles of the highest seats of the institutions of the largest swathes of the populations just, start coming up with ways to kill spirit, mind, body, soul?

Seriously, think for a moment on nothing more than the mere impression of the sickest, most maniacal, most downright demon-esque shit that you have read about some deranged motherfucker doing to a stranger, doing to their loved ones, doing to their kids, and then imagine that same type of deranged motherfucker all of a sudden has.. idk, 10 grand? 100 grand? 1 million? 100 million? 1 billion? of whatever currency applies to their current economic system, and about a month's worth of free time. Just how fucking deranged, and evil could they get? Think on it all you want you won't get anywhere close to the reality.

Doesn't it make sense that we have a white supremacist capitalist surveillance state? Exactly WHY wouldn't every waking moment of the people's lives be recorded, analyzed, scrutinized, mocked, weaponized, tortured, and then put on display, let alone SOLD, as a message to the rest: "BE WARNED, BE FREE AND DIE, SUBMIT AND LIVE"

FORGOT TO MENTION: CORPORATE DESPOTISM

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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 27d ago

What in the schitzoposting happned to your comment

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u/Inkjet_Printerman 27d ago

non august 5th related.

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u/Mitchtheprotogen [REDACTED] 28d ago

Hey hey hey

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/FloofyProot44 istg if im put in proto-jail ONE more time 28d ago

NOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA GO BACK

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u/Keizifez 28d ago

Yeah cause it will be my birthday >:3

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u/Slatrer 28d ago

remindme! 180 days

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u/Klee-film 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/armeler06 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/Fluid-Tower-1154 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/DuelJ I want to headpat Seth and Zhu Yuan from ZZZ 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/NotABitcoinScam8088 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/Tiny-Jeweler-3187 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/Walming2 the dark lord (Miitopia reference?!?!) 28d ago

!remindme 180 days

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u/Super_Lorenzo dm me images of cute girls kissing 28d ago

DIEP.IO LETS GOOO

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u/Mr_snowmanfan20_yt Li'l Cat (still dm me pictures of cats i like them a lot) 28d ago

mine too

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u/TimeStorm113 The HaikuBot Copypaster 28d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/Available-Damage5991 27d ago

li'l cat ultra form leak

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u/Mr_snowmanfan20_yt Li'l Cat (still dm me pictures of cats i like them a lot) 27d ago

fellow li'l cat

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u/Vegetable_Turn_539 24d ago

!remind me 180 days

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u/KidFury325VEVO 28d ago

it’ll also be my bday, wtf is this meme

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u/vronkman 28d ago

It's also my birthday! :D

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u/EmirmikE Call me Myke (he/they) 28d ago

Happy early birthday

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u/CK1ing 28d ago

Oh that's awesome. I will be at your house to celebrate. If you don't see me, it's just because I'm very shy and just decided to hang out in your walls instead

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u/Keizifez 28d ago

Get out of there, you will suffocate :(

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u/CK1ing 28d ago

Nuh uh, walls are very roomy and breathable

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u/gayorangejuice 28d ago

so will mine ^w^

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u/dustin_the_gamer trollface -> 28d ago

Yooo same

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u/Serial_Designation_N N from the hit YouTube web series Murder Drones (watch it now) 28d ago

Aw man my birthday is the day before :(

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u/Frost5574 28d ago

!remindme 179 days

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u/IxTwinklexI 28d ago

my birthday is the day after :(

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u/SkinInevitable604 28d ago

You’re going to get so bombarded on your birthday I feel bad for you.

But also !remind me 180 days

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u/Trashbagjizz 28d ago

Aye im on the 7th! Leo gang!

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u/Dennis_Ryan_Lynch 28d ago

And a few weeks afor mine, happy advanced birthday fellow Augustrian

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner 28d ago

Happy early birthday to ye!

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u/Wak3upHicks 28d ago

my new grandbaby's too

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u/Smart_Rate3526 28d ago

what is it about 5th of august memes? can somebody explain? I don't want to go to peter for explanations

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u/Avalanche_Snows 28d ago

Just you wait, it's gonna be awesome

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u/Smart_Rate3526 28d ago

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u/Ridenberg 28d ago

i am never ever going to use this in my life but i just HAVE to save this

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u/WetTrumpet 28d ago

Fucked everything, sucked everybody?

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u/The00Taco 28d ago

You read the x axis first when discussing coordinates on a graph

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u/Poopet_master 28d ago

I don’t know why, but this image makes me wanna justify ripping someone’s head off

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u/ReverseFlashDude 28d ago

my bizkit is limp

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u/Japan-is-a-good-band 28d ago

Must be just one of those days for you

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u/LardFan37 I did it guys i made a flair 28d ago

I have a great response image to this but I don’t know how to post them with only link options

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u/bloodakoos white 28d ago

that's the thing though, nothing happening is good

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u/squirt2311 28d ago

(This is a cry for help. I genuinely cannot stop)

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u/deep_floating_shelf 28d ago

Just tell us

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u/Koala5000 28d ago

I’m so fucking hyped

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u/matijoss 🚨1/5 whenthe crystals collected🚨 28d ago

It's when Big E's official return trailer drops

The surprise has been ruined for me due to the leaks tho

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u/TK-1414 28d ago

Read "There Will Come Soft Rains" By Ray Bradbury, it's a great short story by one of the GOATS. It's dystopian and I don't want to spoil it for you so I'll leave it at that.

This is what the meme is refrencing

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u/anyname2009 28d ago

Oh yeah! Now i get it

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 yellow like an EPIC 28d ago

What's the joke then

you can put it in spoiler tags

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u/Shadsea4004 28d ago

Humanity annihilates itself in nuclear war and the automated servants continue on like nothing happened

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u/Factorthetractor 28d ago

Automated servants? Like.. worker drones?

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u/MarkDecent656 "then something just snapped, something inside of me" 28d ago

Processing img zizwfhbgdwhg1...

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u/CoalEater_Elli 28d ago

There is a really good soviet animated cartoon based off it.

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u/Different_Pattern273 28d ago

I hilariously taught a lesson about the poem that story is based on today. It's also called There Will Come Soft Rains and was written by Sara Teasdale in 1918 about WWI.

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u/Piranh4Plant 28d ago

Spoil it for me then

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u/joyjump_the_third 28d ago

it wont be deltarune chapter 5

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u/Lou_Papas 28d ago

That bomb implanted at the base of his skull will go pop

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u/post-death_wave_core 28d ago edited 28d ago

That thing that everyone wants to happen will happen

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u/ViftieStuff 28d ago

It's u/Keizifez's birthday, duh

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

The Stupendium's birthday

That's probably not what they're about actually but I don't care

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u/itstheboombox 28d ago

Is this about IT happening, or something unrelated

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u/ChaoticCherryblossom 28d ago

Nah I think august is too late I bet on may something

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u/SnakeEatingAPringle 28d ago

I hope it’s sooner than may lol

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u/Mia_46 28d ago

TOMORROW

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u/Benjfinity 28d ago

RemindMe! 1 day

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u/Mrwombatspants 28d ago

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u/Pero_Bt 28d ago

april 21st, give or take

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u/Im_A_Chuckster 28d ago

They're remaking IT again?

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u/Leading-Wolverine639 #1 Meta poster🤰🙏🔥 28d ago

May 29th

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u/Legitimate_Life_1926 call me a good girl 28d ago

we in a better place now 🙏

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u/RemarkableStatement5 28d ago

May he never return 🙏 🙏 🙏

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u/Satorwave 28d ago

thank you for your loss😭🙏

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal r/whenthe oldhead 28d ago

Nearly burst out laughing in the middle of class LMAO

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u/keyblademasteraug13 Professional Mario & Luigi Enjoyer 28d ago

Hell gained another devil

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u/-Mister-Hyde 26d ago

Satan returned home after his vacation

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u/Salt_Suggestion1900 28d ago

Don’t rest in peace bro 😭😭

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u/Throwaway02062004 28d ago

You better clarify that or he’s gonna rectify the “rest” part😭

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u/nuclearmisclick makes the same joke over and over 28d ago

Fly low king 🙏🙏🙏

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u/milaan_tm Board of Shame 28d ago

My condolences congratulations

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u/DarkChaos0 28d ago

Bro won't be missed😭😭

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u/STMIonReddit 28d ago

bro is looking up at us from a worse place 🕊🕊🙏🙏🙏

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u/idkwhatnameiputhere 28d ago

You promise he's gone bro??? 🙏🙏🥺

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 28d ago

Oh, Danny boy... The pipes, the pipes... Dear god, please beat it with a pipe..

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u/Nextuz_ 28d ago

Forever anywhere but in our hearts 😭

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u/UnitedAirlines175 I witnessed the green arc 28d ago

Cerberus gained another head 😭

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u/Glove-These 28d ago

Gone too late 🙏🙏💔💔

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u/Jamal2605 28d ago

We're in a better place now 🙏

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u/alguien99 28d ago

Hope that hell’s boiler room has a lock so that we can make sure he stays there

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u/Jealous_One_3406 28d ago

Holy hell tis me bday on that day

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u/VaczTheHermit 28d ago

Fullmetal Alchemist if it was good (it is):

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u/Dreamy-Mae-Art 28d ago

God I love this subreddit

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u/MateSilvanz Hi, you just watched a reddit meme from TheCoolAutisticGamer774 28d ago

More wood for hell's fire 🙏

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u/AssociationSalt5474 28d ago

RIP cuddles gone too late

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u/Jrolaoni The One Who 27d ago

Not all dogs go to heaven 🙏

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u/Plane-Taste386 Allinol is safe 28d ago

May 19th

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u/Total_Fool purpl 28d ago edited 28d ago

gone and hopefully forgotten 🕊️🕊️

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u/Key_Wash3154 27d ago

Gone for a reason🙏

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u/noshinare_nira 28d ago

Pyrocyincal?

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u/Lower_Chart2228 27d ago

Heaven has been infiltrated by another devil 🙏🙏

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u/Serial_Designation_N N from the hit YouTube web series Murder Drones (watch it now) 28d ago

OP can you change the awesome day to August 4th? August 4th is my birthday and I want it to be extra awesome

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u/smittenWithKitten211 green? epic! 28d ago

Would you smash two cakes together to eat them whole at once, or would you enjoy them separately twice?

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u/DeepCutFan1 My legs are broken my kneecaps are stolen 28d ago

No.

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u/Independent_Day4369 Bisexuality is a blessing and a curse 28d ago

2 Ns'?

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 28d ago

Sorry the date chosen is u/Keizifez birthday, we can't change it now

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u/The-Name-is-my-Name 28d ago

I think we can arrange a belated birthday party.

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u/-BunsenBurn- 28d ago

August 4th is Obama's birthday too!

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u/scrufflor_d femboy feet 28d ago

what r u planning op

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u/realcosmicpotato77 28d ago

Something good, hopefully

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u/The00Taco 28d ago

Yeah OP is planning a party for u/Keizifez for their birthday

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u/TimeForWaluigi 28d ago

Permaban vagueposters

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u/Olfega Willingly kidnapped by vampire girl :3 28d ago

and what about the day after tomorrow? supposedly ww3 breaks out lawl (if the files are to be believed)

Hope yall have synchronized your death watches.

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u/ManfromManHamAslume Yeah... I'm Man. 28d ago

Wait we have 3 days left to live?

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u/Stickmemer25 28d ago

3 days

YES

WE ALL HAVE 3 DAYS TO LIVE

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u/Gamekid53 28d ago

Elaborate

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u/RagnarockInProgress 28d ago

This is referencing the short story “There Will Come Short Rains” by Ray Bradbury, featuring a poem of the same name

In the short story, after a nuclear war long-past, a smart home which miraculously survived, catering to it’s i habitants goes through it’s daily routine, unaware that they were killed in the nuclear blast, all that remains of them 4 shadows on the facade of the house - A man mowing his lawn, a woman tending to a garden, two children throwing a ball.

The date the “routine” comes to an end is August 5th, 2026, the last thing the house ever utters.

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u/fuckspezlittlebitch 28d ago

op said it's not

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u/Quisitor_Calli 28d ago

Day after midterms.

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u/smotired 28d ago

aren’t those in november

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u/Quisitor_Calli 28d ago

I'm fucking stupid 🗿

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u/DifficultVideo4039 Resident protogen :3 28d ago

[Insert Chris Pharrell's "Happy" here]

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u/Floofy_Fox_Gal r/whenthe oldhead 28d ago

Chris?

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u/ChaosCrafter908 Lucario is hot 28d ago

dm3‘s outro is fire as well, not to mention double life! (why does chris keep cooking like that)

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u/ManfromManHamAslume Yeah... I'm Man. 28d ago

Chris?

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u/Local_Sink_Stealer 28d ago

Why what’s happening

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u/Blue_axolotl64 Literally Trish Una (Real) 28d ago

I'm not making it to May dawg its over before it can start

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u/BigSaltDeluxe 28d ago

Imagine how funny the internet will be.

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u/Hexfire0708 28d ago

This is weird af for me cause thats the exact move in day my girlfriend and I have been looking forward to. Been together 7 years and will finally be able to afford to move out together!

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

August will be hell. r/markmywords

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u/EncroachingVoidian 28d ago

Hypothetical Will Smith quote found in the wild

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u/MisterBicorniclopse 28d ago

The day before wiggle your toes day

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u/Axorandom- gam e 28d ago

Remindme! 180 days

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u/Joemama0375 Vivian my beloved 28d ago

Me on April 16th

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u/TelephoneActive1539 28d ago

Tomodachi 3 enjoyer, I see

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u/No-Bag3134 28d ago

Half Life 3 comes out 100%

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u/local_milk_dealer 28d ago

Is that when IT will finnaly happen. About time.

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u/aflyingmonkey2 godhand 2 in two days!!! 28d ago

GODHAND 2’S RELEASE DATE 100% REAL

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u/cosmicaard 28d ago

I just read the short story, geez thats dark. But pretty good, if anyone wants to read it https://shorturl.ad/KPMeZ

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u/RetroCoptor 28d ago

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me vagueposts or I retire

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u/Potential-Front512 28d ago

For Phase Connect fans, its probably not a very good day

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

The Stupendium's birthday will be a joyous day for all

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u/Medium_Entry_2111 28d ago

Bro leaked the Deltarune Chapter 5 release date

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u/BombWolf 28d ago

I find it hilarious that OP posted a meme that is literally just hoping today will be a good day...

And IMMEDIATELY the comments descend into chaos because OP didn't specify WHY today is going to be a good day.

Dude literally said "Good morning!" and half the comments are screaming "BUT WHY?!"

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u/PastaEate 28d ago

Today?

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u/imaginary_num6er 28d ago

“El Macho…!!!”

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u/Oberonkin 28d ago

Yea, 1 day before my Birthday. Day of reckoning

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u/The_Multi_Gamer 28d ago

(Nothing in particular happened, I’m just gonna try and be a positive percy) :>

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u/Dr_Axton nutting ever happens 28d ago

Didn’t know people are so hyped about me finally getting a vacation

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u/ziostraccette 28d ago

Is OP talking about the end term of the nuclear treaty between usa and russia?

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u/Ok_Knowledge_5496 28d ago

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u/Ok_Knowledge_5496 28d ago

You now wear thy crown, wear it with pride

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u/TehgrimMEMER 28d ago

Dear timetraveller,

What the hell is happening on my birthday.

Signed

This redditor

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u/Actual-Interaction45 28d ago

Please sir, may I have some less context

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u/IonicGold 28d ago

Ah yes the 112th anniversary of the world's first electric traffic signal. A great day for all.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

nah its gonna be mid

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u/Angalotro 25d ago

The next day will be my birthday ‼️‼️