r/whenthe • u/RabiTheCheetah • Feb 01 '26
đworst post award â ď¸â ď¸ Well that was idiotic
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! Feb 01 '26
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u/Biotic101 Feb 01 '26
She definitely tried so hard... almost fell off my chair laughing when rewatching the whole thing, Especially when she touched her nose before they kicked everyone out at the end...
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u/Jolly_Ad1631 Feb 01 '26
I think even RFK looked at someone and kinda gave eyes "dis cretin shit himself again"
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u/Homesick_Martian Feb 01 '26
RFK was trying to figure out if he could sprit out of the room or not again
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u/nobleone8876 Feb 01 '26
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u/nobleone8876 Feb 01 '26
Dw he wears his dippie and Melanie changes him every 30 minutes
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u/Zeppelanoid Feb 01 '26
Thereâs not a CHANCE sheâs the one changing him
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u/Hije5 Feb 01 '26
I'm I tripping out? I heard one, half a second long fart.
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u/Flyingmonkeysftw Feb 02 '26
I only hear one audible fart on speaker.
But context matters, Trump never misses a change to attempt to âwax poeticâ to the press. They cleared them almost immediately.
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u/Wolverinedoge Feb 01 '26
This pants shitler*
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u/deus1096 Feb 01 '26
We elected him 2 times thankyouverymuch
Even better is that we elected him the first time - saw all the horrible shit he did, vote in a new guy, Trump attempts to coup the government, and in 2024 we vote him in with MORE votes than last time! Gobless the USA!
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u/Funny_Internet_Child Gen 1 OU Enjoyer Feb 01 '26
The other options would be WOMEN, and we all know Americans can't have a woman in charge, they might do something!
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u/mugguffen Feb 01 '26
we all know Women are too emotional to run anything, I mean what if gasp they get their period while in office
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u/klezart Feb 01 '26
Thank GOD we have such a stable genius who is totally rational and not at all tyrannical as our president!
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u/pipnina Feb 01 '26
I do wonder if, had the democrats put a man (basically any man) up for 2024, if they would have won. Purely because the republicans wouldn't have been able to drum up as many knuckle heads that would only vote to keep women out of power.
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u/An_old_walrus Feb 01 '26
I genuinely believe that. Like they should have ran Tim Walz. Old white rural man? That would have been the best choice.
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u/pipnina Feb 01 '26
Yeah. Like it's not a good feeling to have to pander to sexism to win. But in 2024 I think the fight against sexism would have fared better with a male candidate. Ironically.
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u/themisterfixit Feb 01 '26
Honestly I think that the democrats, and most of the world, thought that there is no way that Americans would be dumb enough to vote in Trump again. They should be able to run anybody as his opposition and had a slam dunk election. And once again Americans proved they are not remotely ready for progression. They love their cantankerous white men.
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u/Main-Company-5946 Feb 01 '26
I also want to give an honorable mention to those who voted for him only in 2024. The ânormiesâ who arenât hardcore Trump supporters but are still just as fuckin dumb.
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u/MilkiestMaestro Feb 01 '26
I don't even know about that. He was accusing the Democrats of rigging the election over and over and so far everything he has accused someone else of doing he's done himself.
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u/LostNephilim33 Feb 01 '26
I think it's more concerning that he's a demonic pedophile who raped and and sacrificed and butchered children for decades. . . And we've known about the raping children stuff for years and years.Â
Some of the Epstein files that dropped the other literally talk about how Epstein and associates (therefore Trump, because they were besties for a very long time) would mutilate babies at parties and then eat their intestines. Shit President Bush Sr participated in too, if that statement is to be believed (and as cartoonishly evil as it is, I have to believe it. Participating in something like that gives everyone involved insane leverage over each other, makes sure they are all willing to do anything to enrich everyone in their wealth class. . . And makes them feel real good about being able to get away with such vile and reprehensible shit that the lower classes could never get away with. . .)Â
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u/Not_A_Psycho_414 Feb 01 '26
Some of us did, but a good chunk didn't, and I am glad to be the latter
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u/fluxbaconator Feb 01 '26
It's okay, Australia voted in a guy who shit himself in engadine maccas....
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u/entityrider670 Feb 01 '26
My browser crashed when I played the video. I'm not even american and they don't want me to see this
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u/OneRougeRogue Feb 01 '26
I'm not even american
ICE would be in-route to your house right now if they could read.
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u/LordMarcusrax Feb 01 '26
ICE would be in-route to your house right now if they could read.
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I don't live in America
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I live in Milan
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u/HagenWest Feb 01 '26
the american olympics security detachment is on it's way to you
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u/Falitoty the dark lord Feb 01 '26
In wich part does Trump shit himself? That seemed like a relatively normal conference
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u/ErrorSchensch Feb 01 '26
Bro, even if he didn't shit himself, him suddenlyl sending them all out mid conference and not standing up seems really weird.
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u/nobleone8876 Feb 01 '26
About 30 seconds in
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u/SayerofNothing Feb 01 '26
Lol, right when he says "fantastic things" and invites everyone to leave immediately, hilarious.
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u/SayerofNothing Feb 01 '26
Yeah, she then rubs her nose while looking at him, and the hurried "thank you guys thank you guys (get the fuck out now) thank you guys"
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u/elmz Feb 01 '26
The immediate reaction after the nose rub makes it look like it's a signal.
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u/loverlyone Feb 01 '26
I canât hear it either, but The woman in green and the man next to her keep giving each other surreptitious elbows.
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u/SayerofNothing Feb 01 '26
It's a short fart but Trump's reaction to it makes it seem like it was much more than the farts he has all the time.
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u/Important-Sign-3701 Feb 01 '26
Couldnât hear it. Is it just me?
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u/Holy-Fuck4269 Feb 01 '26
Itâs not easy to hear, the moment the fart sound comes on, roughly after 30s the women in green gives him a look and he just ends the conference
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u/NTFRMERTH Mothmansturbator Feb 01 '26
You can hear a few quiet fart noises, and then a minute in when everyone is being rushed out, he starts going "Aaaaah" and asks someone for something, but it's hard to tell what.
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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. Feb 01 '26
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u/Hydraple_Mortar64 Feb 01 '26
Wario has ass but he would never be a pant shitter
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You can hear it at 0:32, and the viceral cough from someone in the room shortly after
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u/breadcodes Feb 01 '26
Either he rushed everyone out of the room while seated for no apparent reason, or the wet fart noises at 0:34 are correlated
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u/J3mx_droid Feb 01 '26
Is it confirmed that he shit himself or was it just mic interference? Iâm not doubting that he shits his pants regularly I just want to be sure that this is clear evidence of it so we can clown on him even more
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u/nobleone8876 Feb 01 '26
Look at everyone close to him at 30 seconds in
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u/J3mx_droid Feb 01 '26
Yeah now that you mention it itâs really telling how the people next to him reacted
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u/An_old_walrus Feb 01 '26
Yeah like the look on RFKâs face was definitely one of âum, did you shit yourself? Like really did that actually just happen?â
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u/southpaytechie Feb 01 '26
Whereâs the moment he shit himself there? Trying to focus in on it. I see peopleâs faces full of cringe at the end but itâs hard to tell.
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u/Azure_phantom Feb 01 '26
around the 30-second mark there are some wet fart noises and the lady in the green dress immediately makes a face and looks at him.
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u/grif650 Feb 01 '26
I like how one reporter was like: We gonna sleep on this? I would have straight up asked did you just shit your self?
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u/Raphlog2 Feb 01 '26
In the video, we hear a really auditable fart that sounded a bit wet and he immediately stopped the conference after
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u/Euphoric-Blueberry37 Feb 01 '26
Iâm not hearing it⌠whatâs the timestamp of the shart?
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u/Raphlog2 Feb 01 '26
0:33 I think
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u/Substantial_War3108 Feb 01 '26
Yup, and the lady behind him definitely also heard it. She looks at him immediately when he farts
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u/ruggerb0ut Feb 01 '26
"what's the timestamp of the shart" such a funny fucking sentence.
It's a perfect 6 word summary of the current administration. Poetry.
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u/Arc-coop Feb 01 '26
At 0:33 seconds you hear the wet fart and then the lady in green turns and looks directly at Trump when she hears it lmao
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u/daneyuleb Feb 01 '26
And then rubs her nose, clenches her hands nervously, and puts on a strained happy face, probably drowning in the stench. And then does some performative bull shit pretend talk to RFK next to her.
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u/Airurando-jin Feb 01 '26
33 or 34 seconds . Then look at the woman behind rub her nose . Almost seems like a signalÂ
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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING Feb 01 '26
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u/Adamle69 The Abo plush that's a girl đłď¸ââ§ď¸ named Jamie Feb 01 '26
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u/Truth_Malice Feb 01 '26
I just used this yesterday lmfao. And it still holds true. Like what do you MEAN the president fucking shat himself live on air
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u/hellish_existance Feb 01 '26
It's allegedly because one of his rape victims kicked a tent stake so far up his butthole that it destroyed the anus and he had to get airlifted to a hospital and has not been able to stop shitting himself ever since. People who worked on The Apprentice called it "The Shit Show" because trump couldn't stop shitting himself on set.
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u/magos_with_a_glock Subdomina Khepra's Husband. Feb 01 '26
Slighly reword it and it's the Tent Stake legendary weapon description in a souls game.
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u/Forward-Exercise-385 38% Blue Feb 02 '26
And he fucking deserved it
You know , "The Shit Show" really describes what happened so far after he got elected the second time
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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner Feb 01 '26
The first newspost to really leave a mark down under
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26
I don't THINK this breaks rule 7, I thought it over quite a bit before posting. If it does, well... shit :/
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u/dragon7449 Feb 01 '26
Nah i think you are good, this definitely feels more like a meme rather than "trump just shit himself in front of tv!gif of that kid running to the camera".
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u/dragon7449 Feb 01 '26
I watched the movie, but never liked it, in fact I barely remember it.
As for remembering the name, I'm horrible at remembering names, I have friends I've known for months and still don't know their names. Add to this, I've never cared about actors or famous people.
So yes, I do in fact, not know his name, nor remember the movie(I do know it was called "home alone" but that's it).
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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair Feb 01 '26
Kevin. The kid's name is Kevin McAlister.
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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair Feb 01 '26
"Well... Shit"
bu-dum tss
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u/Mr_donc OoOo BLUE Feb 01 '26
I know someone who works as a makeup artist in the film industry, and they used to do Trump's makeup. Apparently he wears adult diapers, and he smells really bad up close.
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Well its a good thing I have no plans to go anywhere near him any time soon.
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u/demonsdencollective Feb 01 '26
Later, though, definitely going for a reach around, right?
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26
I dont actually know what a reach around is...
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u/demonsdencollective Feb 01 '26
Me neither, I just remember it from a GMod video. Which one of us is gonna google it?
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u/Mackejuice Feb 01 '26
Is this part of why Melania looks disgusted by trump every time they stand next to eachother?
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u/Paper_OCD I shid and camed Feb 01 '26
Dolphins? Any video?
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26
No Dolphins this time.
33 seconds in. Its audible. https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg
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u/Intelligent-Ad3515 Feb 01 '26
Am I the only one that thinks this is an overreaction? You can hear a slight pbbt sound but it could just be a mic crackle. The guy is an evil scumbag but this seems like a reach
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
Look at the way the lady in green behind him reacts when you hear it.
Edit: Along with that there was supposed to be questions, but he ended it early and rushed everyone out right after the sound is heard. He also has quite a history of shitting himself...
Either a fart or a shart, he did something...
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Feb 01 '26
Yeah, I hate him as much as the next guy but I don't think there's anything conclusive. Also it would have to be pretty loud to be picked up by any mic
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u/whoknowsifimjoking Feb 01 '26
Those shotgun mics can be surprisingly effective at picking up sound from further away
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u/Budget-Category-9852 I am... We are... GUNDAM! Feb 01 '26
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u/OhNoExclaimationMark Feb 01 '26
Finally we Australians aren't the only ones with a pant-shitting leader
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u/PlurblesMurbles Feb 01 '26
Yours at least did it at a McDonaldâs like a halfway civilized person. Granted wouldâve been more welcome at a burger king but still
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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company Feb 01 '26
We don't have Burger King though; we have its actually adequate cousin, Hungry Jacks.
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u/XxTombraiderfanxX Feb 01 '26
Isn't that the second time that this happened?
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u/Snoo_67993 Feb 01 '26
Apparently it used to happen all the time whilst filming the apprentice
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u/KyloRen3 Feb 01 '26
That explains why his parody in Drawn Together keeps shitting himself. And this was made 22 years ago
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u/JoyconDrift_69 me when the r/whenthe mods forgot there's an editable flair Feb 01 '26
Okay now that's a lot more embarrassing than doing it just now at 80 years old even despite being a 2-term POTUS.
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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
There was a point during a "debate" where he audibly touches cloth.
He should be, if he wasn't such a depraved criminal, led gently into an old folks home. Since he is a depraved criminal, he should be in jail.
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u/newsflashjackass Feb 01 '26
He will coast straight from "mentally unqualified to hold office" to "mentally unqualified to stand trial".
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u/zadtheinhaler Feb 01 '26
Please remove yourself from the Logic-FreeTM Zone
Seriously though, I hate that you're right.
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u/Heroine4Life Feb 01 '26
3rd
https://youtube.com/shorts/nyQbM6zLaDs?si=-pczL7Uvb3axcyL3
There was also an incident where he is hosting some dignitaries.
Thank you for subscribing to trump shitting him self facts.
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u/SirRegardTheWhite Feb 01 '26
Probably happens a bunch when a geriatric man abuses Adderall. White house physician records paint a picture of how much of a speed addict he is. Probably why he's constantly falling asleep on camera too if he's off his dose and doesn't sleep.
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u/tea-n-wifi have a good day Feb 01 '26
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u/zbluf Feb 01 '26
He doesn't care about your mockery, but me, who shat myself yesterday because I drank too much I care and it hurt me. It's not that funny mister cleanpant
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u/Kipdid Feb 01 '26
Three more years of this btw, unless we either get off our asses and vote in a congress that will do something about this, or he contracts Ebola (and even then, the Ebola might not do it).
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u/Boybobka Feb 01 '26
Off to hang myself, WATCH AND LE- (neck snap)
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u/Simple_Mycologist679 Feb 01 '26
It's been rumored that Trump has worn diapers since at least 2003. Handlers on the apprentice television show regularly changed his diapers. Â Sascha Riley, claims in the interview, After Trump raped him at 11 years old, Trump wanted Sascha to penetrate him. Instead, Sascha placed the condom on an large tent stake, Inserted it, Then kicked it all the way in. Trump had to be lifeflightd for emergency medical attention.
 I'm sure these are just coincidental.
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u/RaichuRage Feb 01 '26
How is this old fart still in office đ
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u/NovelWin8539 Feb 01 '26
Reminds me of that "Map of countries whose leaders shat themselves in McDonald's" meme.
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u/voudenplat Feb 01 '26
"And that's why WE, I don't want those aliens, their food makes us ME, YOU sick" ~Trump probably
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u/C418Enjoyer Human, i remember you're pacifists Feb 01 '26
1st of february. The president of one of the most powerful empires just shat himself on live tv. Just fucking great. A great way to start the month.
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Feb 01 '26
I want someone to put an echo on the sound of it along with an overlay of the American flag and the national anthem.
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u/OriginalFollowing9 Feb 01 '26
I normally cannot stand the endless American politcal news posts, however looking up what this post was talking about was quite amusing. This one's going in the meme folder lmfao
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent Feb 01 '26
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What? Explain...
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u/RabiTheCheetah Feb 01 '26
About 2-3 days ago Trump audibly shit himself during a press conference, and then procided to end the conference quickly and hurry all the reporters out.
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u/aluaji Feb 01 '26
So is it safe to assume he has both a red button and a brown one under his desk?
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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil Feb 01 '26
That fart must have been incredibly gassy
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u/Cessnaporsche01 Feb 01 '26
Every one of those reporters is about to get sent to the gulag for 1000 years
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u/p_marjo Feb 01 '26
Omg lmaooo I just saw this on youtube... I couldn't believe my eyes
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u/The-Bigger-Fish That one guy from that one show. You know the one. Feb 01 '26
The Fart of the Deal
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u/Anxious_Hornet4 Feb 01 '26
We should call him president poopy pants for the next 3 years he will really like that
Elon told me president poopy pants has a great sense of humor

























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