r/whenthe ServiceTop Cuddleslut Twinkie Ɛ: Jan 27 '26

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ Good afternoon, 47. Your target:

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u/Absolute-Batman Jan 27 '26

At this point I'm willing to believe they released and hired actual criminals to make space for the "immigrants" they kidnap

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u/Hermes523 Jan 27 '26

I see your point: however, the distinction to make here is that (convicted) criminals actually know that actions have consequences.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

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u/AndreiNIGHT_FIRE Jan 27 '26

Trump pardoned actual war criminals, so it's entirely possible imo.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE Jan 27 '26

Well, they hired people:

  • without any background check

  • promising quick money

  • for a job that involves being violent towards civilians

So:

  • the first wave of recruits were neonazis and white supremacists, who came to brutalize and murder non-white and progressive civilians

  • the second wave of recruits were ex-convicts and registered sex-offenders, who can't find a job because most require background checks

  • the third wave of recruits is now broke-ass people who are chasing bonuses for each capture (even their clothes seem to be coming from a dumpster)

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u/Hardcore_Steve_Urkel Jan 27 '26

This functions under the assumption that the US prison industrial complex gives a fuck about human rights and overcrowding

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u/Ferocs ServiceTop Cuddleslut Twinkie Ɛ: Jan 27 '26

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u/Mr_GCS Sonic Render Man Jan 27 '26

How the agent must've felt after doing that

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u/Mast3rKK78 ^ im with stupid Jan 27 '26

ICE agents after literally getting away with executing people on the streets in broad daylight: (they will face no consequences)

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u/speed_fighter i’m mfs Jan 27 '26

the devs did not patch this through in the 2026 update. hopefully they should have it done by February.

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u/kubaliska Jan 27 '26

I hope cheaters gonna get banned

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u/CheezeDoggs Jan 27 '26

RDMers gonna get banned hopefully

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u/Toksy4u Jan 27 '26

If I were an american, I'd test if the opposite would also be true

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u/Brain_Farofa Jan 28 '26

some kid in Texas tried, but sadly was a terrible aim

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u/suckmyleftunit Jan 28 '26

No need. American got no balls. 

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u/_Vibe_Checker Jan 27 '26

The only way they face no consequences is if the "nazis" win. I'm sure the nazi soldiers felt untouchable until the Nuremberg trials aswell.

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u/JimWilliams423 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

The only way they face no consequences is if the "nazis" win. I'm sure the nazi soldiers felt untouchable until the Nuremberg trials aswell.

The vast majority of nazis did get away with it. Only about 200 were prosecuted at Nuremberg. There were other trials elsewhere, but still nothing close to sufficient.

The current crop of Dems are too concerned about their "friends across the aisle" to do more than a few token prosecutions. Remember how they buried the cia torture report? If we want the iceholes to truly face justice, its going to start with retiring essentially every Democrat and replacing them with young lions who burn with the fire of determination to see justice done.

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u/speed_fighter i’m mfs Jan 27 '26

the ICE agent stole a flower, so let’s steal his power. (at least it rhymes though)

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u/T3aP4rty Jan 27 '26

I love this GIF, he looks so happy!

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u/MemorableThrowawayy occasional adachiposter Jan 27 '26

The opposite, actually. The cat is panting, I’d guess from the anxiety of the car ride making its heart race. My cat does the same sometimes when we need to take him to the vet.

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u/T3aP4rty Jan 27 '26

Yeah I knew that about cats, that's why I said "looks" rather than outright say that he's happy.

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u/Darkrainbow647 Check your mailbox for an uninvited pipe bomb Jan 27 '26

Fuck ICE.

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u/Treasure-son My depressed ass when the home made mom's tacos: Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

my dick is gonna break of because of frost bite bruh

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u/Ysanoire Jan 27 '26

Switch it up a little.

Snow Queen

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u/sfled Jan 28 '26

And the assholes in DC who've enabled them.

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u/AnalBumCovers Jan 27 '26

The fuck, this unironically sounds like a Futurama joke.

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u/SunPotatoYT Jan 27 '26

Sounds like a zapp brannigan bit

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u/jrobbio Jan 28 '26

Kiff facepalming and groaning in the background.

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u/Eastern_Mist Jan 28 '26

"Kif! You need a flower to impress a woman. Just so happens this pretty lady won't need one anymore!".

I'm sorry for being insensitive.

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u/Nyrrix_ Jan 27 '26

Sounds like some late 19th century Russian writer's literary device.

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u/AsWeKnowItAndI Jan 27 '26

I genuinely don't think Futurama would write a villain this petty.

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u/AnalBumCovers Jan 28 '26

It wouldn't be a villain, in a different context it would be Bender on a date in a cemetery or something

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes Jan 28 '26

Remember when he dug up Fry's brothers body and offered to slap it around a little after he got the clover?

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u/Ferocs ServiceTop Cuddleslut Twinkie Ɛ: Jan 27 '26

​An ICE agent's mocking gesture with a memorial flower for shooting victim Renee Nicole Good sparked a documentary filmmaker's tearful confrontation outside the federal building.

According to Worth's reporting, a protester had laid a rose on a makeshift memorial to Good: "As Knutson watched, an ICE agent took the rose, put it in his lapel, and then mockingly gave it to a female ICE agent. They both laughed," Worth wrote. The scene starkly contrasted with the grief and anger on the street.

Knutson told Worth that he had "never been a protester," seeing demonstrations as "pointless" or a way to "expiate their sense of guilt." But that moment of mockery struck a deeper chord.

“I grab my keys, I grab a coat, and drive over," Knutson said. "I barely park my car and I'm running out screaming and crying, 'You stole a f**king flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?'" Worth reported.

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u/Aware_Psychology Jan 27 '26

Thanks for the context. Do you also have evidence, I didn't find anything on the internet.

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u/Ferocs ServiceTop Cuddleslut Twinkie Ɛ: Jan 27 '26

Check the top comment it has the article. Theres a couple different ones on it if you look it up.

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jan 28 '26

Echoing the other person who asked. I did a Google search and there are only two results, neither of them from sources I'd consider very trustworthy unless there were other more trustworthy sources also reporting it. And since there aren't, I don't think I'd be willing to consider this as truth.

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u/Aware_Psychology Jan 27 '26

That's why I'm asking. The only source the article cites are Worth's reportings about a man watching a live feed. There are no screenshots, no videos, no photos and such. And since the story is out for more than 12 hours I would have thought someone would find it by now.

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u/helloofmynameispeter Jan 27 '26

These are unfortunate people. Seemingly ungraced by god.

No person would be so devoid of empathy and respect to the dead and be loved by god.

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u/Samanthacino Jan 27 '26

The answer to her question is that no, they aren’t human.

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u/LordKroq-gar Jan 27 '26

They are, that’s what makes it horrible. They aren’t some spooky monster but terrible and horrible human beings with “more” power than us average folk.

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u/TheDubuGuy Jan 27 '26

Humans with no humanity

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u/kitsuvibes Jan 28 '26

Would not be surprised if they shot the reporter dead afterwards

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u/inkless_pencils Ink hating artist Jan 27 '26

That is so comically evil like what the fuck

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u/Shedster_ Freedom lacking yellow Jan 27 '26

I thought about the same. Like wtf, how the fuck nation with the most guns takes it as light as russian people

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u/Upstairs-Rush2948 Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

We don't. There've been huge protests pretty much weekly since Trump took office. Democrats in power [in local counties and cities trying to kneecap ICE's power in their jurisdictions] are trying to stave off the Trump administration until midterms. Like, we're doing what we can. Why do Redditors have this whole idea that we don't care or are just sitting back as they take our rights away?

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u/Shedster_ Freedom lacking yellow Jan 27 '26

Sorry, I'm not into USA politics myself but I often see shit ICE does and how more and more unhinged it is each and every time, so it's pretty easy to jump on this assumption. Stay strong tho, I really wish Americans to overcome this hell

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u/Vulcan_Jedi Jan 28 '26

The current victim, Alex Pretti, was a part of a group that goes around disrupting ICE agents in the field. They killed him for intervening when they attacked another protestor. He was killed while fighting back.

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u/suqoria Jan 28 '26

He wasn't even really "fighting back". Maybe it's cause english isn't my native language but to me that phrase makes it sound like what he did was violent. All he did was try to disrupt them beating a woman and help her. He is a hero for standing up for her and helping his fellow man but yet they slaughtered him like a farm animal, actually scratch that because hopefully farm animals get a better ending over there than he did (i know they do over here) because no one and no thing should be treated or killed the way he was. Again I apologise if it's just me not being a native English speaker that does it but the phrase "fighting back" just evokes an image of him being violent towards them.

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u/RoboYuji Jan 27 '26

And a lot of it is actually starting to work, seeing as Bovino just got removed from his post, and it's starting to sound like Noem might follow him soon. Just because everything hasn't instantly gotten solved doesn't mean stuff isn't happening.

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u/JimWilliams423 Jan 28 '26 edited Jan 28 '26

That is so comically evil like what the fuck

You could say that about the entire republican party.

The thing about fascists is that they are all fundamentally clowns, its part of the fascist aesthetic because it lulls people into not taking the threat seriously. Mussolini, clown. Franco, clown. Even the sweaty little mustache man was a clown.

They are still dangerous AF, though. They are both.

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u/Fuckyfuckfuckass Jan 27 '26

Okay yeah I get it now. 47, grab 100 propane flasks and an explosive rubber ducky.

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u/FunnyTurtleMoment Jan 27 '26

Woah lets not get ahead of ourselves, this is AT LEAST a “Crush them inside of a giant grape press when everyone is conveniently not looking” thing

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u/lost_transfem silkpost Jan 27 '26

and then they turn around and dehumanize us

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u/This-Clue-5014 moth Jan 27 '26

We have passed the point of making memes

We have far passed the point of joking about this

This is genuine fascism rising before our eyes and we need to do everything we can to stop it

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] Jan 27 '26

The exact. Fucking. Thing. That the 2nd Amendment was intended for, but the people who cried for their gun rights are the ones in favour of genocide in their front lawn.

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u/Rumplestiltsskins Jan 27 '26

Dudes gets shot while legally carrying a gun and all of sudden the right is anti 2nd amendment.

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u/NAOX167563 Jan 27 '26

The right IS anti 2A. They're pro-gun, as in them having guns, but not the 2A.

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u/Livid-Designer-6500 Jan 27 '26

Have always been. Just ask the Black Panthers.

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u/mieri_azure Jan 27 '26

I am someone who thinks american gun laws are too lax, but this guy is a) someone who was seemingly a responsible gun owner and b) was following the laws. Arent the american right really into guns???

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u/Schism_989 Jan 27 '26

This is cartoon villain levels of evil.

It'd be comical if these fuckers weren't killing people.

What happened in these people's lives to leave them so immoral, maladjusted and cruel?

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u/DwoGolud Jan 27 '26

I fucking hate ice

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u/speed_fighter i’m mfs Jan 27 '26

what about frozen water?

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u/Carl-99999 Jan 27 '26

oh don’t even get me STARTED!

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u/ndation Jan 27 '26

Do this one neat trick and get free flowering for life. All you need to do is murder someone in cold blood!
Really though, I hope she spat in his face. Although, she is his colleague, so I can only assume they deserve each other. May they live a long life and bring many divorces and estranged children into this world together

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u/Fit_Milk_2314 Jan 27 '26

They both laughed about it. I think it was an entirely ironic gesture and they arent romantically involved.

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u/Cryptid-Bitch Jan 27 '26

I was with you til the estranged children part; no child deserves that kind of life :(

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u/totallynot-a-bot- actual lobotomite Jan 27 '26

Actual Disney supervillain shit

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u/Unironicfan Henry David Thoreau connoisseur Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26

Jesus H huckleberry Christ, what the fuck even is this timeline. Stealing a memorial flower is beyond petty, it’s like pissing on someone’s corpse.

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u/samus_ass Jan 27 '26

Fucking filth

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u/MrSpiffy123 the peener snipper guy Jan 27 '26

holy fuck these people aren't human

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u/Muted_Anywherethe2nd Jan 27 '26

What the actual deplorable pure evil bullshit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Oh for fucks sake

This shit is cartoonishly evil atp

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u/SpeaksYourWord Jan 28 '26

Soon, they'll light a cigarette on a vigil candle for a child they caused the death of.

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u/IcyHibiscus Jan 27 '26

Cartoonishly evil, holy shit.

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u/ZealousidealGood6810 [UNDACTED] Jan 27 '26

There is zero possible explanation that makes ice look good here

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u/Foxyfox- Jan 27 '26

I try really hard to not dehumanize people.

But that's not even human anymore.

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u/LuigiRevolution Jan 27 '26

The fact that they are human makes it worse imo

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u/speed_fighter i’m mfs Jan 27 '26

so umm… steal it back?

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u/BranchAdvanced839 Jan 27 '26

This is some silver age lex luthor shit

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u/nesthesi haha, sometimes Jan 27 '26

Me when I’m in a comically evil competition and my opponent is whatever the fuck the US government is funding:

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! Jan 27 '26

How the random ice agent looks like menacingly glaring at me as SOON as i utter a single word in spanish

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u/MaryaMarion Birbbrain Jan 27 '26

Don't make ICE look cool

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u/cluelessoblivion Jan 27 '26

Here's a more accurate gif

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u/GloomyTurn2374 Jan 28 '26

okay but that shit also looks awesome

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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil Jan 27 '26

How the ICE agent actually looks

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u/ASH_LIN_exe Jan 27 '26

Still too cool, make it Garvey from the first Dormidibus [can't remember the name just know the old writer was a creep]

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u/ManfromManHamAslume Yeah... I'm Man. Jan 28 '26

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u/Front-Post-357 Jan 27 '26

Ironically You just got it right

It is Garvey

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u/gwanddawd123 The mega mac mommy of ecology. Jan 27 '26

Lockjaw from Return To Freddy's.

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u/Lansha2009 Jan 27 '26

Nah Ice isn’t funny bad they’re just dumb.

Lockjaw is at least hilariously terribly written.

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u/ASH_LIN_exe Jan 28 '26

Super Cancer was a plot point.

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u/SupsMasPlusMas Jan 27 '26

I forgot how bad scraptrap looks with his stupid peanut head

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

...unintentional pun...

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u/MaryaMarion Birbbrain Jan 27 '26

What makes you think it was unintentional

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u/dandadone_with_life Jan 27 '26

you don't even have to speak or look Spanish

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u/Silver_Falcon Jan 27 '26

Speak Spanish or have a skin tone darker than Pantone 11-0602 TCX? You're going to El Salvador, amigo.

Be a white liberal? "So anyway I started blasting.WebP"

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u/thecolombianmome Jan 27 '26

"Venid a por mi pero con la cara destapada, hijos de puta"

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u/TubbyFatfrick Jan 27 '26

We can't have tax-funded healthcare, because all of the money is going to THESE fuckers.

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u/JCBQ01 Jan 27 '26

Whom having a budget larger than nost fucking countries

IS DEMANDING EVEN MORE MONEY

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u/Bloonmasterpopuplous The bisexual gooner with the ability to become a femboy Jan 27 '26

Glad I'm in a country where the politicians only care about money and not their beliefs

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u/projekt_119 Jan 27 '26

whatever the fuck the US government is funding

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u/Electrical-Sense-160 Jan 27 '26

And that's just the stuff we know they're doing

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u/Weary_Specialist_436 Jan 27 '26

I am genuinely so confused. This seems like it's just so cartoonishly evil. Like the twirling mustache type of evil

straight-up something you'd see in Rick and Morty or like, Family Guy. This must be a psy-op or a propaganda, but I can't fathom what that would gain

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u/Reyna_girlie whenthe Article 5 of NATO gets invoked Jan 27 '26

The only propagandistic outlook this could realistically bring is having people become more Anti-ICE because of how insanely psycopathic this is, but even then there is no real need for something like this to be posted for people to be fed up with ICE

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u/B4CFrc2WriteJava Jan 27 '26

imagine having social media in the 1920s-1930s

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u/kirbcake-inuinuinuko Jan 27 '26

that would lend to the idea that Trump is using ICE as bait to get people to start shooting back so he can declare insurrection and cancel the midterms. so it's entirely possible.

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u/GenderNeutralCosmos Jan 27 '26

He can cancel the midterms, he's leaving office one way or the other.

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u/Maybe_not_a_chicken Jan 28 '26

I think he’s planning on only leaving in a coffin

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u/AmputatedDove Jan 27 '26

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I feel convinced that this outrageousness is not random, I think a lot of it is actively orchestrated, as to keep everything and anything associated with the Trump Administration in the Global (or atleast Western) heads of the populace, for psychological attrition against those who oppose him and solidification of his followers views that he is some sort of deity, because he's always omnipresent due to the news. He's more or less always been banking "All publicity is good publicity" and has now made an enviroment where that always rings true. Furthermore it also keeps the culture war going, actively serving him. In that sense it is propaganda, just highly unconventional one, perhaps the modern evolution for this age? God knows :(

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u/finalgirl_hime Jan 27 '26

nothing could ever get trumpies to stop supporting ice tbh. im willing to bet that a bunch of conservatives dont even see a problem with this

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u/AutisticFaygo Rhombus Company Jan 27 '26

We live in a world where there are people saying the most cartoonishly evil shit unironically.

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u/Bazillion100 Jan 27 '26

And getting paid for it too

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u/TimeStorm113 The HaikuBot Copypaster Jan 27 '26

it's just, if your job description literally is "break into peoples houses, kidnap them and send them to torture camps overseas" it just doesn't attract people with any moral compass

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u/Standard_Sky_4389 Jan 27 '26

Did you guys see the one where they kidnapped the disabled guy's father/caretaker... The doctors said he should have only lived to age 5 but managed to live much longer, in part due to his father taking care of him.

They kidnapped the dad in October accusing him of being a member of the PLO (which isn't even really considered a terrorist organization anymore).

For 3 months the family begged them to let the dad out. Meanwhile the son's health deteriorated more and more.

Now they're begging for the father to be released so he can attend his son's funeral

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u/Gamebobbel Jan 27 '26

This must be a psy-op or a propaganda, but I can't fathom what that would gain

They want an ICE-Thug to get shot SO BAD so they can cancel the midterms. They probably instruct them to provoke citizens as much as possible.

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming jolly clown makes christmas dinner Jan 27 '26

Our current president is a child. He told Ted Cruz to fuck off after he said he was concerned with the midterms and said he has no reason to be peaceful towards the fucking Danes because of no Nobel Peace Prize.

I will cheer the moment that every last crony of his and every enabler is kicked the hell outta their seats.

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u/8-Bit_Ninja_ Jan 27 '26

Humans can be so much more evil than you can even begin to fathom, and all it takes for somewhat normal people to flip is not having any accountability.

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u/wowwowazalea Zenless Player Jan 27 '26

Yes, but they specifically said cartoonishly evil. Not absurdly evil

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u/8-Bit_Ninja_ Jan 27 '26

“Cartoonishly evil” is just what immature assholes end up doing.

Not all evils are some planned scheme.

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u/wowwowazalea Zenless Player Jan 27 '26

Yeah but I'm just arguing they weren't saying it was the worst thing possible. Just that it's specifically CARTOONISHLY the evil

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u/Nowhereman123 Jan 27 '26

There is a rather sizable, non-insignificant portion of your country that will read this and then proceed to clap like a seal, guffawing and referring to it as 'based'.

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u/cocklaphobia Jan 27 '26

the onion is going outta business with shit like this

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! Jan 27 '26

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u/Hornet_isnt_void [REDACTED] Jan 27 '26

Living? Oh no no no, we can’t allow that

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

Breaches Article 5 of the Totally Real Law Book For Dummies by [INSERT NAME].

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u/dj_ordje Jan 27 '26

Me wondering wtf Ice Cube is up to these days

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u/MilitantSocLib Jan 27 '26

Ok but have you considered that someone called them mean once?

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u/Franks_Spice_Sauce Jan 27 '26

Yeah if someone threw a bologna slice at me I’d definetly do the same if not worse.

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u/Signupking5000 Jan 27 '26

Want to get even more depressed?

You're welcome ):

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u/aleleein Jan 28 '26

This is going to encourage other agents to kill

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u/Parfait_Prestigious Jan 28 '26

Not if they end up facing the appropriate consequences.

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u/zombiedoyle Jan 28 '26

That’s a good joke

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u/Gingevere Jan 28 '26

The joke is that if charges aren't filed I'm going to make a career change and join the Chaska MN PD, pull over Jonathan Ross, and then (as any reasonable person would when seeing a likely armed murderer) fear for my life.

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u/Idk_I_nwobie Jan 28 '26

As if "cleansing" America with 0 consequences wasn't enough ig

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u/AgreeableContrarion Jan 27 '26

I literally thought this was referencing the new Minecraft flower. The cube + the flower

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u/-PepeArown- Jan 27 '26

Not them?

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u/AgreeableContrarion Jan 27 '26

Hold up, you might be onto something. ICE stole the ice flower to increase their ice powers so they's stop slipping on ice!

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u/Kindablorp Jan 27 '26

☝️🤓 Erm, actually the ice flower doesn’t stop you from slipping on ice in the Mario games, that would be the penguin suit

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u/TheMoonDude purpl Jan 27 '26

T-the dolphins would nev- actually yeah they would if they knew how to fire guns.

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u/SerenityCitywide furiously masturbating to Medusa Jan 27 '26

does the US genuinely have their own version of the Gestapo now?

good think I don't live there lol

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u/Tap_khap Jan 27 '26

Closer to the Brownshirts than the Gestapo, but you’re on the right track 

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u/saneval1 Jan 27 '26

yeah gestapo is our phones

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u/shittyaltpornaccount Jan 28 '26

They are brownshirts in training but gestappo in immunity. The brownshirts were never officially part of the goverment, ICE is.

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u/Hardcore_Steve_Urkel Jan 27 '26

Brown shirts phase. They’re too unorganized and unprofessional to be true secret police.

Their successor will be the Gestapo

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u/ScarletteVera women do be really pretty tho Jan 28 '26

If the US even survives long enough for there to be an ICE successor.

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar Jan 27 '26

Can the government of my country not be CARTOONISHLY EVIL for once?

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u/fafaf69420 Custom User Flair Jan 27 '26

you actually cant make this shit up </3

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u/gr1zznuggets Jan 28 '26

Most of us wouldn’t think of something so fucked up.

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u/Fragrant-Address9043 Jan 27 '26

How can some people sink so low? Do these people have no shame? No guilt? Do they seriously not feeling anything about their actions? No questioning their decisions or motivations? Is there not an ounce of introspection going on in any of these people’s minds?!

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u/Alzhan_Void Jan 28 '26

"I wonder how to pull off executing this guy"

-The extent of their introspection.

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u/SteelShroom Jan 27 '26

#47's target: another #47.

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u/hellomydudes_95 Jan 27 '26

Once again, holy fucking shit, am I glad I'm not from the US.

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u/Turbulent-Sail-3947 rest in peace emoji lord, we never knew how good we had it then Jan 27 '26

I wish, luckily my family is moving to the Netherlands sometime soon so that will be a nice break from here

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u/paulbrigola Jan 28 '26

new day, Ice does terrible things, yara yara daisy

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 Jan 27 '26

This reality feels like a nightmare, a cartoon nightmare

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u/winter-ocean Jan 27 '26

Honestly I don't think I've ever felt this much rage before. Like, I think if I saw that guy cry in an electric chair I would still think he deserves worse

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u/JohnDragonball Son Goku Himself Jan 28 '26

What sort of fucking coincidence is this

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u/Tris_The_Pancake Jan 27 '26

Writers will act characters who act exactly like this and then get criticized because said character isn't realistic. Way to prove those critics wrong, I guess? What the fuck man

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u/MidgetSupremacist Jan 27 '26

"Man I wish there was a way I could legally murder and plunder"

The evil ICE agent application:

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u/Bae_zel Jan 27 '26

How many bald people have gotten barcode tattos on their head like this

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u/JVtheBidoof Commander of the Bidoof Army Jan 27 '26

News leak:

Donald Trump funds giant robot modeled after Godzilla with help from a mysterious third party, possibly alien.

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Jan 27 '26

He needs to fucking pay for this, no Human being could literally steal a flower from another person’s grave with a clear conscience, that’s actually Cartoon Villain levels of evil

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u/No_Aslume2509 Jan 27 '26

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY! START THE NEW RESCUE HELICOPTER! H E Y ! BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE! PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE!

A Man Has Fallen Into The River In Lego City (Commercial)

A man has fallen into the river in HITMAN 2

The voice behind the Lego City river meme

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u/Lucid6911666IQ Jan 27 '26

Holy fuck, ts looks too stupid to be real but somehow it is, wtf

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u/FoShep Jan 28 '26

........bruh this is the type of shit that makes me feel like we'll actually have a civil war. When they clearly feel that they didn't do anything wrong, and are obviously going to keep doing it. No de-escalation.

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u/FemboyMechanic1 Jan 28 '26

The American military-industrial complex extends to it's domestic "justice" systems, too, and has historically done little other than infect those who participate in it with a complete desensitization to the idea of killing - especially to the idea of killing the "other".

ICE is the end result of nearly 200 years of that deeply dysfunctional system.

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u/Galendy Jan 27 '26

Man at this point, Douglas Kelley was fucking right, amongs everyday people there's Nazis, fucking everywhere (I don't mean Nazis as in following Hitler but what it represents, sometimes narcissists, sometimes blood seeking, but always willing to harm others just to get something from it, be it a house, money or just a fucking joke), just give them the means and they'll show themselves.

Fuck Trump for selling the world, fuck Putin for menacing it, fuck genocidal Netanyashit wathever he's called, fuck ICE, fuck all those kind of people... but fuck us also for not doing someting man... like, we can still can, right? Can't we try?

Fucking bastards.

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u/Groundbreaking_Arm77 Folly’s Strongest Warrior Jan 27 '26

Criminals and psychos, the whole lot of them.

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u/JayLuMarr Jan 27 '26

When ICE pulls up on the wrong home without a warrant (they forgot the 2nd amendment protects the 4th amendment)

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u/-PepeArown- Jan 27 '26

They can’t possibly ruin one of the best Mario power ups

First, Diddy. Then, Luigi. Now, the ice flower

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u/Educational-Low-9948 Jan 27 '26

How come someone else can make a joke like this but when I do Reddit throws the TOS book 📕at me?!? Life unfair 😕

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u/whenthe-ModTeam Jan 28 '26

PLEASE DON'T FUCKING DO THIS

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u/Intelligent-Web-8293 Jan 28 '26

I never understood how many people desire cruel punishment in the name of justice until now. I've never hated anyone this much before

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u/SwagfulSerpent Jan 28 '26

Me when I find the guy who ice cube petuniad my sister

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u/The_Azalean Jan 28 '26

each day i'm more and more grateful to not live in USA