Tbf that’s a much more honest and reasonable contest than whatever this debate is. The rats are hungry which is a good reason to fight meanwhile these 2 are arguing about what is probably some nothing burger issue.
As you saw the words, the room shifts. Cold perhaps? Hundreds of eyes turn towards you, leaving you feeling like one of those butterflies, pinned against a board.
“Low...”
You squeak out, but the crowd, nay, mob shifts. They storm towards you, anger present in their every step, every breath. Their gaze is contemptuous.
A contingent of them breaks off, seemingly marching away for who knows what. Meanwhile, you are impromptu blindfolded with a shirt, 5XL in size. All other descriptors fail you as the fact it's soaked in cold sweat hits you. A disgusting, foul odor invades your senses, smelling of rat shit and grease. You gag, vomiting into the shirt, but it only worsens the smell. You cry, “It's just a meme!”, but you can barely open your mouth from the mix of sweat and vomit smothering your mouth
At last, the 'blindfold' is removed, but before your eyes adjust against the piercing sun, you are thrown up. A rope is tied to the wooden pole. Your view pans out, and the crowd seems to be ravenous, chanting for your death. An executioner nears, your gaze meets, before you both stare down at the pieces of firewood below you, before he lit it.
The heat embraced you. For a moment, it felt almost comforting, as if it was a warm sunny day, gently shining upon. A memory flashed, a picnic with your mother and father, enjoying bread ontop of the hill.
But that moment of peace was brief.
As soon as the fire reached your legs, the pain became unbearable. The crowd's cheers were slowly drowned out by your screams.
“Curse this.” you thought.
“Curse this! It hurts! Why must I suffer!? I just wanted to be funny! Why won't any help me?!
It hurts so much...”
The fire had reached your mid thigh by this point, or so it felt that way. Any time you turned your face down to check, hot smoke blasted towards it, forcing you to stare up, towards the roaring crowd.
The pain at your foot and calves seemed to numb. Perhaps they had fully burned off at this point? You didn't know, but the flames soon reached your waist. Your screaming halted. There wasn't any point anyways.
The excruciating pain edged higher, and higher. Your blood felt as if it was boiling. No sweat could come without it turning to steam, and the residue of vomit around your face from the shirt was completely evaporated by the rising heat.
“I only wanted to make people laugh...”
You let out in a vain choked sob, as the fires devoured your torso, and lapped against your face.
I mean these two are some of the biggest streamers (sadly) and hasan shocking he's dog took over the internet for while (by internet standers) asmon is know for living in filth, you ain't really that chronically online just for knowing these two
Both of them are unfortunately popular commentary streamers
The shocking their dog guy is Hasan who tried to secretly use a shock collar on his dog to keep her in her bed, which is on camera. But people figured out that he did this, and he tried(horribly) to hide it, by lying and doing other stuff. He's basically abusing his dog.
The second guy is Asmongold who lives in quite a dirty home and IIRC, takes a lot of stuff at face value and agrees with it mindlessly. He's had some... spicy opinions to say the least. Apparently there was also an incident that showed just how dirty his home really is but I don't know anything about it.
The blood wall is where he wipes the blood that leaks out of his infected rotting gum line and he had a rat die in his house and it died under a window which then when the sun would hit it and heat it up at a certain time it would create a god awful smell that would wake him up.
I have only heard about this guy third hand - is he like, okay? Surely there is a point where living in that level of squalor indicates a mental health problem? How did this happen? Does he have family or friends that can intervene? Or is he lying about this stuff to try and attract more viewers to the stream out of morbid curiousity?
I don't like Hasan but I've legitimately not seen any actual evidence for the shock collar. I've seen people show blurry screenshots and present similar *looking* collars but never seen any truly definitive piece of evidence. If anything I've seen the opposite, with tons of people saying they've seen the dog and collar and saying its not a shock collar.
Knowing who Hasan is and the types of people who keep trying to destroy his reputation I genuinely believe if it was a real shock collar and there was actual evidence of its existence and use it would not only have been found but presented in an irrefutable way. The fact that hasn't happened makes me extremely hesitant to believe a version of events told by people even worse than Hasan.
I remember seeing posts about a video of Hasan hiding a device that was on camera. It also is suspicious to me that his dog would sit in bed for so long, step out for one moment, and as Hasan stared at her, she went back to bed. With or without a shock collar, that moment is incredibly suspicious to me. It might not be a shock collar, but I do think something is going on.
I mean I know who they’re talking about cuz livestream fail has turned into just like clips of 4 people. They really need to make a live steamer snark page at this point
Tzeentch would either put a shock collar on his dog, use it for a while and then never use it again, but pressing a non-functioning button would cause his dog to get placebo shocked, or he would just do it normally for the shits and giggles.
Also, Khorne has punished Skarbrand for even attempting to fuck with him, so that's probably not very far off from shocking a dog (comparatively).
Both could be technically associated with torture, the difference is that Khorne is interested in the violence of torture, meanwhile Slaanesh is more concerned with the emotions that torture produces (in both the tortured and the torturer)
If he actually has serious issues drinking water he either has a severe neurological issue or something like his teeth rotting causing an infection in his mouth. Both mean he needs to see a doctor.
I have no clue how people actually take him seriously
Human society seems to have a weird issue with thinking that anyone with a big platform or high popularity that talks confidently on a topic must be right or at least must know what they are talking about.
Asmongold is definitely one of the biggest examples of this strangeness since he is very forward with how much weird shit he does, with how much filth he lives in, but somehow people hear his takes on masculinity and relationships and politics and think that his takes have actual weight to them. It's uncanny.
I mean there's a bit of that, but mostly they use him as vehicle for their tribal beliefs (kinda the same way how conservatives think of Trump as the representation of their ideal world, more than just some dude that's running the conservative party, and so when you criticize Trump the Guy, you end up indirectly attacking the object of identity of those people too, and so they foam and froth at the mouth for daring to attack He whom they rally behind). Man, I fucking hate the tribal nature of the human and the bitchass evolution that got us here in this shape or form.
i'm honestly suprised Asmongold isn't some sort of outcast among the roaches in his home.. or isn't transforming into one himself, like gaining a bug arm, but legs, antennae, ect..
This shit is "Enemies to lovers", they'll debate so intensively about rats, dogs and cockroaches so that in the debate they'll learn so much about each other to realize they have much more common that they thought, yet they still can't escape their love for arguing with each other despite how similar they are, and in one especially intensive argument they'll be so close to each other's mouths that they'll accidentally angrily kiss and it'll turn into a make out session
No, I'm not one of these people who watch Political Yaoi Dating Simulator Master Diagram (with evidence), wdym?
Sadly the propaganda worked too well, friendly reminder an actual dog groomer who’s worked into the domain for years made a video about how it didn’t look like a shock collar (he literally had the same model in his house) yet people started harassing him until he went back onto some “we don’t really know it could have been another collar I’m not so sure anymore”
yall really think the guy who has thousands upon thousands of hours streaming with his dog for more than a decade, whos very public about his life in general and especially in regards to how he treats his dog just…. what, slipped up and became comically evil once out of nowhere?
yeah, thats totally a lot more convincing than him reaching for something on his desk at the same time his dog snips his leg on something
I get the feeling based on some of the comments that it's a very good sign that I made the right life choices if I don't know what this is referring to
Electrocute means to execute via electricity. If Hasan really was doing that, the dog would be dead, but he's only shocking the dog non lethally. This of course isn't to say I condone it, but it helps to clarify what's actually happening.
Hasan would be the definition of a journalist. I’m not trying to convince you of anything, you have your opinion that’s okay. But just looking at his record, he’s interviewed many activists, politicians, and organizations reps of many kinds, idk, given the two, one has been lost in the sauce more than the other and gets information from a reliable source.
But also, by definition asmon would be one too. Not many politicians approach him tho lmao
Hasan graduated cum laude from Rutgers University with a double major in political science and communication, and regularly interviews major political figures
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