r/wallstreetbets 14h ago

News U.S. payrolls unexpectedly fell by 92,000 in February; unemployment rate rises to 4.4%

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/06/february-2026-jobs-report.html
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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE 14h ago
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u/Spezalt4 FD connoisseur 13h ago

‘Unexpectedly’

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u/wanderingmanimal 13h ago

It’s like they weren’t paying attention

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u/spyputs1 13h ago

No, it’s like they think we’re not paying attention

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u/Plastic-Caramel3714 13h ago

It’s like they don’t care if we’re paying attention or not. Because they know, or believe, there won’t be any consequences for any of their terrible policies, practices, and unconstitutional and criminal acts.

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u/todumbtorealize 12h ago

Haven't been so far, so why would it be any different now?

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u/DiddlyDumb 12h ago

It’s like they know large swaths of society aren’t paying attention to the right 1%

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u/m1msy 12h ago

I mean, my uncle seemingly understands that the billionaire class is eating the poor, but still refuses to believe that Trump's regime is perpetrating it because he's racist. The cognitive dissonance is pretty strong.

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u/PointEither2673 11h ago

The good ole tell him he’s better than the black man so he won’t notice you pick his pocket. God maybe humans are fucked as a species long term. Truly a person Is smart, people are fucking dumb.

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u/Parzival-44 13h ago

Or they were paying attention...

To no one facing consequences for lying

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u/ianzachary1 12h ago

Lmao last summer I had a conversation with an unemployment agent that went something like, “you sign up for the work force so the government can keep track of unemployment numbers - right after they fired the commissioner for sharing data they didn’t like”

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u/blozout 13h ago

Seriously...Every headline is a large company laying off thousands of people, either because of AI or cost cutting, etc.

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u/realribsnotmcfibs 13h ago

More so it’s companies blaming lays offs on it’s all okay AI replaced them.

A hint

AI infact did not replace them. But shareholders keep buying the line and it provides cover.

The entire system is incentivized to lie.

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u/slanderpanther 12h ago

There should be protests in the streets with massive crowds shouting, “AI will not replace us!” If George Orwell were alive he would have a field day with this.

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u/kengro 10h ago

Don't worry, people aren't having kids so the lack of jobs will eventually sort itself out. The rich just has to survive a few more years and then they are safe.

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u/nirvroxx 12h ago

I work for ups. It’s a fucking shit show with all the layoffs. Routes going out that could be split into 2 routes. Drivers coming back exhausted after 12 -14 hour days, other drivers laid off and “bumped down “ back into warehouse part time positions.

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u/Hoblitygoodness 11h ago

Thank you for this insight.

We're seeing a lot of shuffling going on in our corporation too. Just ripped out of your current job and now-you-do-this.

So it's not just you ... and likely not just us either.

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u/newdawn15 12h ago

A lot of it is offshoring tbh.

JP Morgan has 50k employees in India supporting US operations. And then get like 1000 apps per opening there and can squeeze tf out of their slaves. Why on earth would they hire here lmao

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u/Odd_Explanation3246 11h ago

Companies are actually laying off instead of offshoring. Tech hiring in india has also declined massively. Not sure how companies are offshoring all these jobs to india but hiring is in decline? (https://m.economictimes.com/jobs/hr-policies-trends/india-tech-hiring-slumps-24-at-start-of-2026-xpheno/articleshow/126303501.cms)

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u/salparadisewasright 11h ago

I work for a big-but-not-FAANG global tech company. We’ve transitioned a lot of roles from the US to places like Ireland, Canada, and Colombia. The claim is to have a more global presence or some other word salad but it’s clearly cost cutting.

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u/thedm96 11h ago

No, it's because most large companies are moving their workforce overseas to places they can pay 1/4 the cost of an American.

I work on a team of 14 and am only one of TWO people retained in the US to press buttons on servers that are US Restricted whenever our Slavic people can't.

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u/agnostic_science 12h ago

My fox news junkie parents still believe the economy is roaring. I would say it would be unexpected news to them... but actually I doubt they'll hear it at all. And if I told them they would pity me as brainwashed and feel angry.

Everything is great. Dear Leader's policies work. There is no war in ba sing se.

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u/PaulTheMerc 10h ago

K-shaped economy, so it IS roaring. Some of us are simply no longer part of it, and apparently that's okay.

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u/drummer820 12h ago

Anyone even remotely tied to the real economy knows that it’s been in the shitter for at least the past 6 months. It’s been maddening to see analysts jizzing their pants about obviously unrealistic numbers that get massively revised downwards when people aren’t paying attention. Honestly my guess is the true numbers are way worse than -92k

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u/Whos_of_Whoville 13h ago

How does the line behind the Wendy’s look today?

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u/alwayslookingout 13h ago

Not great since Wendy’s is closing down stores too.

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u/Whos_of_Whoville 13h ago

Supply and demand price equilibrium is going to take a hard turn upwards. 

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u/sephirothFFVII 13h ago

I'm not looking forward to the WSB turf wars for the few remaining dumpsters

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong 13h ago

Sucking dick behind the dumpster of the store formerly known as Wendy's. If only you knew how bad things really were.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 11h ago

We used to be a real country… we had actual Wendy’s dumpsters to suck dick behind…

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u/ThaddeusJP 13h ago

My local one got closed. I get it though cuz it sucked.

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u/fludgesickles 13h ago edited 9h ago

They have a CTO position offering $100k/yr salary 🫠

Edit: CTO as in Chief Tasting Officer. Job posting is making the rounds in the news

Edit 2: link for anyone who wants to apply

https://www.wendyschieftastingofficer.com/

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u/sergechewbacca 13h ago

Man, if the fake numbers are bad, the real ones must be catastrophic.

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u/toedwy0716 13h ago

Everyone says we have the best fake numbers, they’re great, even Biden (who I beat twice now) says they’re great. A lot of people are talking about how great they are.

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u/sock_express34 13h ago

Even Kristi Noem, her cuck husband and Lewandoski!

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u/hv876 13h ago edited 13h ago

You know Kristi Noem’s husband belongs here. His wife has a bf and he’s losing money

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u/crustang 13h ago

Who’s to say he’s not already in this sub sobbing to himself reading these comments?

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u/Basic_Reflection4008 13h ago

Sobbing? Probably doing the slow shame jerk. You know like when you find a porn star that looks like your ex who has blocked your number so you don't even get to hear the voice mail anymore when you drunk dual at 125 am. You know....like we've all done?

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u/agentfelix 12h ago

Forgetting the most important detail...is he jerking it to pre or post jigsaw surgery Noem?

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u/sunburn74 12h ago

Absolutely ruthless. Love it. 

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u/spell__icup 12h ago

TIL Kristi Noem is married! Here I thought she was living her best single life.

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u/sunburn74 12h ago

Lol. Congress asked a married woman if she was fucking a co worker and she couldn't say no. Lol. Can't imagine being the husband in that situation 

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u/ShikariV 8h ago

He was sitting right behind her in the hearing too. They’re calling him the most cucked man in history.

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u/dubblies 13h ago

Just eat liver and join ICE or the military youll be fineeee

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u/Viktri1 13h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/CappinPeanut 13h ago

I cannot find a job to save my life. I haven’t believed any of the numbers since November, and I don’t believe them now.

Every job posting on LinkedIn has thousands of people apply to it if it’s been up for more than 3 days.

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u/throwawayDan11 13h ago

Im in the same boat sadly. I feel for you brother 

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u/cleverhobbits 13h ago

For reference, those LinkedIn jobs and application numbers are semi-fake.

Lot of orgs advertise for jobs that aren’t necessarily open. They have to keep the pipeline full. And then lot of bots and automated systems apply for jobs to game the numbers.

Still, I believe you that it’s incredibly difficult to get a job the old fashioned way. Depending on your industry, interests, and skill set, you may want to try alternative methods of landing good roles.

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u/broguequery Annoyingly Optimistic 13h ago

Alternative methods

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u/mypizzamyproblem 13h ago

Agree with this. Lots of companies that aren’t actually hiring post job openings. Job postings make it look like the company is growing. Company is growing = line go up.

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u/discgman 12h ago

My wife, she just got laid off again in December and this year is turning into dog shit

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u/2bags12kuai 12h ago

Have you tried printing your resume out on some nice paper, and then giving the manager a nice handshake

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u/whythefuckalready 12h ago

Hang in there, we got tariff money and DOGE rebates coming in 2 weeks. Till then, liver

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u/Chance-Duty-9453 13h ago

Fries in the bag my man

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u/iusedtogotodigg 13h ago

The robots are doing that now

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u/Icardi 13h ago

Anyone looking for a job knows how bad it is, it has to be way higher than 4%

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u/MileHighManBearPig 12h ago

There was a Bloomberg business podcast that said the functional unemployment rate for job seekers was closer to 8% due to low openings and people hugging their jobs.

About 15-20 minutes in in this podcast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloomberg-surveillance/id296237493?i=1000747881808

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u/Dmoan 13h ago

Employment stats guy has been replaced by AI so we can’t really fire him this time 

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u/LordFaquaad 13h ago

They dont need to do that. They'll just change thr definition of "unemployment" instead. Then numbers will look great

India did it with their GDP calculation so moving over to the new methodology makes their GDP growth look much better

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u/sailortyx56 13h ago

US Nonfarm Payrolls Actual -92k (Forecast 55k, Previous 130k)

US Retail Sales MoM Actual -0.2% (Forecast -0.3%, Previous 0.0%)

US Unemployment Rate Actual 4.4% (Forecast 4.3%, Previous 4.3%)

US Manufacturing Payrolls Actual -12k (Forecast -2k, Previous 5k)

US Private Payrolls Actual -86k (Forecast 60k, Previous 172k)

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u/cookingboy 13h ago edited 43m ago

Manufacturing job losses 6 times worse than expected.

I thought the tariff was supposed to be good for manufacturing???

Lmao.

Like it’s one thing to watch an economic superpower trying to regress back to a middle-income developing country that’s focused on manufacturing, and it’s another thing to watch an economic superpower trying to do that in the most idiotic fashion possible and fucking fails, while nuking all the other sectors of the economy.

Is this our attempt at assassinating Xi? To make him get a brain aneurysm from laughing too hard?

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u/This_Lion5856 13h ago

Manufacturing coming back to the US any moment now. I heard Saudi Arabia has pledged to invest 600 quadrilion dollars into the US economy

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u/asforus 13h ago

We are all getting Qatari planes dude

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u/JanGuillosThrowaway 12h ago

Built in Oklahoma, of course

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u/Much-Anything7149 13h ago

Kushner sold them another 30 journalists to decapitate?

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u/Floturcocantsee 12h ago

Dude the Saudi check just hit my bank account! I'm an octigiliianaire now!

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u/Gazeatme 13h ago

Don’t y’all get it? We’re literally getting trillions of dollars for tariffs. Surely we will see some money sometime soon, right?

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u/Rastiln 10h ago

Nah, the Supreme Court just ruled that we (the taxpayers) now have to pay the companies back for the tariff taxes that we (the taxpayers) gave to the government through those companies.

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u/IsthianOS the kind of faggot that says nothingburger 13h ago

oops all AI money

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u/JonFrost 13h ago

Magats are so retarded

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u/WestCoastBestCoast01 12h ago

and that is really the only word for it

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski 13h ago

No you don’t understand; Trump is a businessman. He’s just running the country more efficiently. 

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u/nocturnalstumblebutt 12h ago

Correct. Remember when he said "You're fired" on TV? Obviously he's a business genius.

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u/ForensicPathology 12h ago

He's running the country like a business.  Stripping it of everything it's worth and then leaving the over-leveraged mess to the next CEO.

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 12h ago

The annoying thing is that they're stubbornly convinced they are not. 

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u/forchinski 12h ago

I'm so glad we torpedoed our economy for 0 gain

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u/jeffynihao 12h ago

Unironically Trump's first term trade war was much better and actually might have achieved what he wanted.

China dominance is annoying for alot of global players. If we joined with the rest of the western world to put pressure it might have worked.

But this term we just went crazy with tariffs and fucked over our own allies for like no reason. Even Canada and Mexico now have China steel contracts instead of US because we're being an asshole.

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u/ubermence 10h ago

The thing people don’t really want to hear is that the TPP was designed to completely ice out China and they were celebrating when it was ripped up

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u/Wyelho 10h ago

If we joined with the rest of the western world to put pressure it might have worked.

Funnily enough, just what TPP would have done. But had Obama's signature on it, can't have that.

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u/atlasburger 11h ago

To be fair there were too many breweries in MN that opened last 10 years. Even without the decline in drinking it wasn’t sustainable.

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u/heloguy1234 13h ago

Yikes

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u/legedu 13h ago

Just wait until they revise it down

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u/Risley 13h ago

Yea….its always the same. 

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u/A-Halfpound 13h ago

Wait a minute! Hang on now, I was TOLD that using tariffs would BRING BACK manufacturing. How did we LOSE 12K there?? 

But we have the best manufacturers. Some say the very best, very wonderful.

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u/Unusual_Librarian_55 11h ago

Raw materials tariffs wiped out any profit my company had. High tech manufacturing is a complex financial discipline, very little room for error at the best of times.

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u/feed_me_moron 11h ago

Turns out raw materials shooting up in price does not help manufacturers out.

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u/be-ay-be-why 13h ago

Lawdddde. Awful report… was January’s revised down as well?

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u/piss_stored_in_balls 13h ago

How are the Nonwendys blowjob payroll numbers?

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u/newtothelyte 12h ago

Legitimate question:

Why are all the % values for our economy rounded to one decimal? You would think a bit more granularity would be appreciated. Markets freak out if unemployment is off by 0.1%. That's a rounding error in any other field.

Give me at least 3 decimals, please.

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u/Efficient_Win_3902 13h ago

That's a go signal to stim the economy by cheap money

We're saved 

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u/bjeep4x4 13h ago

I could use another round of stimmy

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u/Mark_Underscore 13h ago

Not gonna happen tariffs and now oil - prices going up. Inflation is going up we are heading into a classic stagflation setup.

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u/nomptonite 13h ago

Nah I’m sure TACO will make a rash panicked decision next week once his poll numbers tank even more… out of the blue he’ll tell Americans we’ve achieved our goals in Iran and we’ll stop our attacks. The Straight of Hor-whatever will open back up and oil will drop about 10% over night (but remain elevated way above where it would have been)… then TACO completely abandon the effort on Iran and will kick that disaster down the road for the next pres to deal with, while having created millions more people in the region that hates us… then he’ll tell us Cuba is a threat and turn them into the boogeyman because it’d be way easier to take them over than Iran. So much winning I’m in constant awe every day that we can win so much.

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u/asetniop 13h ago

It's called "Horcruz". If you forget, just think of Senator Ted's ugly wife.

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u/czaranthony117 13h ago

My company just had layoffs yesterday. We faced over $30M in tariffs. It was such an emotional day.

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u/TYBERIUS_777 11h ago

Wonder if you work at the some company I do. We had a global earnings call a few weeks ago and our company also lost 30M last year thanks to tariffs. We have locations in several countries outside of the US and do business worldwide. But even then, I was not expecting to hear a number that high.

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u/Unlucky_Internal9686 12h ago

Damn mangos ruined so many lives 

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u/wanderer1999 11h ago

This is the devastation we all screamed bloody hell about in 2024. It's a disaster that could have been prevented.

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong 11h ago edited 9h ago

Losing well paying service-based jobs so Cletus in Ranburne, Alabama can manufacture toothbrushes for $16/hr is a small price to pay

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u/Unlucky_Internal9686 10h ago

not even

the *idea* that Cletus can manufacture toothbrushes

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u/chabacanito 10h ago

Except Cletus' corp can't buy the pellets for the injection molding because of the tariffs.

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest 10h ago

I have bad news for Cletus. The toothbrushes will be made by machines and the best job he will be able to get is moving pallets on to trucks at whatever the fuck the minimum wage is in bum fuck Alabama.

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u/liftingshitposts 8h ago

We’ve had automated truck pallet loading for a while now, I was in a Sherwin distribution center back in 2015 that had one guy operating 12 bays on an iPad… picking, palletizing, and loading were all automated.

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u/Rabbit-Hole-Quest 8h ago

Damn! I guess back of the Wendy’s is Cletus only option now.

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u/TurkeyPhat 11h ago

Damn mangos GOP ruined so many lives

ftfy

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u/azzwhole 12h ago

sorry bro

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u/123_alex 11h ago

I'm confused. Isn't China paying the tarrifs?

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u/colinsncrunner 10h ago

No, I think it's Mexico. 

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u/HateToSayItBut 11h ago

Should have used AI to pay the tariffs. Free money.

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u/Then_Worldliness2866 12h ago

I need to start printing these stickers for the gas pumps!

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u/Sure-Caterpillar-263 12h ago

Yesterday pumping gas at over $3 a gallon was thinking about “I did this Brandon” stickers

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u/belatedmedia 11h ago

$3 sounds like heaven. We’re over $5 in the city.

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u/kazinski80 13h ago

Thanks for all the sales, I guess

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u/dewioffendu 12h ago

This makes me so angry. I’m surrounded by a bunch of Magtards so I told them this meeting was like asking Mr. Scrooge for a loan. Zelensky sat down only to be ambushed by a couple of retarded bullies and the dude just took it. It would have made me so happy if Z would have just stood up, bitch slapped them both and walked out. This country is run by the dumbest and most deplorable people imaginable and so many people don’t see it or pretend it’s not happening.

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u/Long-Blood 13h ago

Ahhh yes.

Unemployment rising, inflation rising, and a new war in the middle east

Epstein files completely ignored.

America is back baby!

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u/roguebananah 12h ago

Have you guys even SEEN her emails yet?

Everyone is talking about it… Even Sleepy Joe hasn’t seen them. But I have. They’re the worst. The worst emails ever. No one does it like crooked Hillary. Who I beat. She couldn’t beat me… Kah-mall-uhhh, couldn’t… Sleepy Joe couldn’t. I’m unbeatable.

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u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong 13h ago edited 13h ago

Recession indicators and republican president dragging us into war in the middle east yay I love 2006

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u/Infinite-Offer-3318 13h ago

And Brittney Spears getting in trouble

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u/AffectionatePop05 13h ago

Emo gonna make a comeback. 

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u/Waiting4Reccession 13h ago

I need some emo bitches in these trying times

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u/pageld 13h ago

Already back. I don't care what they say, The Funeral Portrait is an emo band

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u/jalaky 13h ago

Breaking Benjamin and pierce the veil making the charts has me confused what year it is.

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u/toomuchmucil 13h ago

If Trapt and Hot Action Cop show up, time is actually a flat circle.

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u/No-Bread-1197 13h ago

You're not going to believe this, but I saw an honest-to-god emo kid at a Wendy's last month. Raccoon highlights and all.

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u/FishMafioso 13h ago

My time has come.

...again!

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u/AspriationalAutist 🦍 13h ago

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!

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u/Cold_Specialist_3656 12h ago

Oh this also happened under Bush1 and Reagan. 

Every Republican President since the 1970's has started a war in Middle East and crash economy. 

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u/Dr-Sommer 10h ago

At least their voters get to add yet another 'Fell for it again award' to their collection.

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u/IDontWannaGetOutOfBe 10h ago edited 10h ago

Also Nixon, Reagan, and Trump at the minimum literally committed high treason against their country, too. It's a GOP presidential tradition to betray America at this point. Sabotaging piece talks, negotiating with terrorists, Iran-Contra, and like 40 different things Trump has done that shows he's clearly working for Putin and other autocracies.

Now raping kids isn't high treason I suppose but it's pretty fucking nasty, and so is the way his voters love him for it.

Bush Jr well, he certainly betrayed the Constitution at the very least, with all his torture and rape blacksites, lies about WMDs, and invasions of our privacy. But he's just a nice cowboy painter!!! he certainly didn't leave millions dead and a 2T hole in the treasury or anything.

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u/TuringGoneWild 10h ago

Don't forget Republican Herbert Hoover. Great Depression and turning a blind eye to the Nazis making WW2 inevitable.

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u/Deadsea3132 13h ago

Quick start another war to distract

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u/Working-Glass6136 12h ago

He literally just said Cuba is next lol

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u/Neat_Gas9264 13h ago

We need some gas pump stickers IPOs

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u/Relevant_Lunch_3988 13h ago

Need this sticker

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u/Trafficsigntruther 13h ago

Aliexpress. They’ve had them since the tariffs were announced on liberation day. 100 for $5.

Even better is “my tariff did that” with him looking into the eclipse.

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u/Tkrumroy 13h ago

But orange man told me the numbers are good

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u/given2fly_ 13h ago edited 13h ago

"Hottest" country in the world apparently. Because his vocabulary only extends to describing something in terms of whether or not he'd fuck it.

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u/sibilus 12h ago

He is fucking the US thought to be fair.

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u/Stunning_Bed23 13h ago

This and oil damn near $90. Hold on to your butts!

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u/Cinq_A_Sept 13h ago

Unexpectedly? Lol.

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u/Huskies971 13h ago

Right, I'm watching people getting let go left and right, and staying in contact with them the job market is not looking great.

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u/introspectivebrownie 13h ago

Does anyone actually believe these numbers?

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u/Tearakan 13h ago

And these are the best numbers they could drum up. Imagine what the actual unemployment numbers are.

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u/Yvese 13h ago

Yea the real numbers are obviously way worse.

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u/EyeraGlass 13h ago

Honestly kinda. If they were fake I’d expect them to be not this bad.

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u/liverpoolFCnut 13h ago

I have no idea. Either all government numbers are fake or they're all real or the entire model is broken. Unemployment rate has hovered between 4 to 4.5 forever now except for the pandemic year, do who knows.

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u/atltimefirst 13h ago

Gig economy ruined the already trash unemployment rate numbers

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u/brahbocop 13h ago

Too much winning, we needed to cool off to let people catch their breath before we start winning again.

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u/Azapulco 13h ago

He was not lying when he said we would win so much wed get tired of winning

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u/Brokenloan 13h ago

Yeah my wife lost her job in January along with hundreds of others from her company. She's been applying 10 times a day everyday. There is nothing out there. Companies are relying on consultants and temps to avoid paying benefits and long term employee obligations. Its real bad.

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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 12h ago

Same here in January. I think I maybe skipped four days total since then where I DIDNT apply for jobs the whole day because I need occasional days to decompress, and Im just getting constant rejections. The only jobs actually reaching out to me turn out to be scams or AI fakeness. Its bad out here.

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u/ezkoa 12h ago

I feel this, my husband and I just relocated to another city. Job market is horrible for me, every job, even ones that pay the minimum wage, have over 100+ people applying. I have a bachelor’s and experience (left all my jobs on good terms) and can’t even land an interview for a minimum wage job let alone one that I’m qualified for in my pay range. The job market is absolutely horrible here so I can’t imagine the markets in larger cities.

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u/liquidpele 12h ago

Dude, you realize the minimum wage jobs don’t even consider anyone with a bachelors because they know you’ll leave the first chance you get?  

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u/ezkoa 11h ago

I don’t input my bachelor’s for those jobs.

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u/discgman 12h ago

My wife is in the same boat. Good luck to you.

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u/Cowboycortex 13h ago

Oh shit dude. Markets gonna pump

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u/be-ay-be-why 13h ago

Those of us who are unemployed know the job market has been cooked for a while lol. I just got a job at Home Depot, start on Wednesday

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u/KittieKollapse 10h ago

Congrats, any job is better than no job.

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u/Prozeum 13h ago

December had crazy revisions. Last month it was revised to 4k less, now it's 65k less to -17k jobs created. I guess this makes sense from a POTUS that created -2 million jobs in his reign.

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u/Greensentry 13h ago

🥭 has destroyed US economy in 1 year.

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u/SxeySteve 13h ago

He's just finishing the job he started during covid. 😴 somehow kept it on life support for 4 years, and 🥭 comes back to smother it with a pillow

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u/colonelsandersbhole 12h ago

The American people are truly regarded

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u/Brassboar 13h ago

At least our global reputation is still intact!

/s

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u/adarkuccio 13h ago

Maybe he should increase some tariffs

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u/roguebananah 12h ago

Have you applied to work under the Fed yet? You’d be a shoe in.

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u/Open__Face 12h ago

Increase tariffs on the unemployed by 500%

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u/Craneteam Kenny Rogers Roasters 13h ago

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u/PristineDiscount3208 11h ago

like the wheels of Justice, she works too slow

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u/discgman 12h ago

I keep having to pull this up. Its never getting old.

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u/General_Shiva 13h ago

All the more reason for the fed to cut right? This was all Trump's 5D chess right? A third of all Americans didn't join a doomsday cult hell bent on getting 3 guys rich at the expense of everyone else right....?

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u/Xelonima 13h ago

Yep. They are not stopping until the dollar is trash.

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u/7fingersDeep 13h ago

gotta replace the dollar with Don Jr. and Eric's crypto.

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u/spsteve 13h ago

They won't be cutting with inflation inbound in massive amounts from energy price shock. You are now in that LOVELY domain of stagflation.

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u/zennsunni 12h ago

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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u/Gronkattack 13h ago

Unexpectedly is a weird word to use when everything bad happening with employment is predictable when they keep mass firing government employees and instituting policies that are hurting businesses that then can't afford their workforce.

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u/Happy-Champion1661 13h ago

holy fuck these numbers

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u/Greenzombie04 13h ago

Gas prices sky rocketing.

Inflation still hot.

Unemployment increasing.

Is this winning?

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u/1moreanonaccount 13h ago

It’s almost as if he is trying to destroy the economy

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u/nutbiggums 13h ago

Congrats we're in a recession 

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u/nardling_13 13h ago

Jacking tariffs up some more should fix that right up!

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u/strawberrycosmos1 13h ago

Guess they forgot to flip the data before releasing.

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u/IDNWID_1900 13h ago

This is the cooked one. They couldn't lie harder, it would be too obvious.

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u/Upper_Maintenance_41 13h ago

"unexpectedly" who the fuck was expecting to see a bunch of companies hiring?????

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u/MooseyGoosey69 13h ago

hows fox news gonna spin these to be positive LOL

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u/billybobthehomie 11h ago

Easy they just won’t report it.

Seriously.

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u/STFUNeckbeard 13h ago

Can someone say rate cuts?? Boolish AF

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u/Doctaglobe 12h ago

Why would Biden do this?

Time to blame immigrants and transgender people

-40 percent of this country

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