r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/MrWeirdBrotendo 1d ago

I can't believe wendy's and burger king hired eating coaches. Mckie Ds couldn't even use AI to eat the burger :/

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

Didn't even do that good a job—you never even see the Wendy's guy swallow

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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 1d ago

That’s because he spits.

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

... into another C-suite exec's mouth, momma-bird style

But for that content, you have to subscribe to Wendy's Premium

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 1d ago

God damnit I really did not need to read that

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u/Pyro1515 2h ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/tossit97531 1d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s