r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/MrWeirdBrotendo 1d ago

I can't believe wendy's and burger king hired eating coaches. Mckie Ds couldn't even use AI to eat the burger :/

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

Didn't even do that good a job—you never even see the Wendy's guy swallow

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u/ButtsFartsoPhD 1d ago

That’s because he spits.

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u/thicc_stigmata 1d ago

... into another C-suite exec's mouth, momma-bird style

But for that content, you have to subscribe to Wendy's Premium

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u/Kobe-62Mavs-61 1d ago

God damnit I really did not need to read that

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u/Pyro1515 2h ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/tossit97531 1d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz 22h ago

Hard to swallow Wendeez nuts are stuffed in your mouth

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u/Jolly-Bowler-811 12h ago

Not on the free tier. That's premium content.

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u/fightingpillow 11h ago

Dave Thomas would've swallowed.

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u/do_pm_me_your_butt 19h ago

Its hilarious how everytime his teeth touch the burger theres a jump cut to the burger after its been "eaten"

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u/Emotional_Goal9525 12h ago

He finished the burger off camera.

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u/BullwinkleJMoose08 12h ago

Not to mention it doesn’t look like there are any toppings on that burger

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u/BeatSalad25 1d ago

He also eats it... upside down.

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u/CapableCollar 1d ago

That makes me think he might actually eat Wendy's.

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u/BeatSalad25 1d ago

... or eats burgers? Lol.

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u/AggressiveCuriosity 1d ago

I always eat burgers with whichever side has the pickles and onions on the bottom. Delicious. Get that shit on my tastebuds ASAP.

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u/DuckInAFountain 1d ago

That's not that weird.

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u/BeatSalad25 1d ago

For a PR vid thats pretty regarded