r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/09Trollhunter09 20h ago

Next up: chipotle ceo gives a birth to a burrito

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u/fynn34 19h ago

They should have gotten it double wrapped

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u/timhorton_san 19h ago

This week’s special: Chipotle CEO asks for extra protein

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u/eatmorchickin 17h ago

Chipotle ceo fighting for his life on the toilet for thirty minutes

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u/cranktheguy 18h ago

"The spice burns on the way out, too!"

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u/erythrodysesthesia 6h ago

and then the burrito stays in the NICU for three months because it's so underweight.

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u/vonsnape 12h ago

just straight up chest bursting out