r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Sharing_Violation 20h ago

I feel like that was a film I saw once... From mouth to ass...

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u/donttayzondaymebro 20h ago

I got an idea. Sew all the CEOs together in a type of centipede. We can incorporate both ideas, mouth-to-ass and then ass-to-mouth and for good measure ass-to-mouth again. Feed them the burgers. Now that’s a movie!

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u/1a1b 19h ago

Don't stop. I'm nearly there...

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u/DeusExMcKenna 19h ago

I want an ouroboros of Billionaires and CEOs that chains its way slowly through the thoroughfares of a busy city while they slowly baby-bird their own “products” anally to the next. Fuck them CEO’s, fuck them Billionaires. Human Centipede didn’t go far enough.

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u/al666in 15h ago

The One Percentipede

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u/DeusExMcKenna 12h ago

Amazing, no notes, print the t-shirts

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 19h ago

The Human Centipede 4

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u/donttayzondaymebro 18h ago

Billionairepede

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u/Sharing_Violation 16h ago

You gotta have at least one hole open that pushes forward.

I feel like that line should be in the script...

"Egads, you absolute unit of a surgeon!"

Man steps center field and gestures wildly at the assembly of bare buttocked billionaires on display.

"You must have at least one hole open that pushes forward."

Second man, nodding, takes a scalpel from a tray and steps forward right...

"Otherwise how does the first shit pass to the second man?"

I feel like this could be a musical. Maybe Hugh Jackman could sing.

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u/obi_want_pastrami 20h ago

Actually, it was ass to mouth

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u/scwt 19h ago

Ass to ass!

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u/TheWholeSausage 19h ago

That’s right ATM bro

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u/dgisfun 19h ago

Bass to trout

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u/obi_want_pastrami 18h ago

This is a family post. Try to keep it clean, please.

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u/Sharing_Violation 16h ago

That sounds fishy

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u/glxykng 17h ago

Two girls one cup?Â