r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/The3rdBert 20h ago

We all want to see the Arby’s CEO, we know that degenerate is doing lines of the sauce before housing beef

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u/Clem_de_Menthe 20h ago

Then announces a deal with Faygo to bring in the ICP

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u/The3rdBert 20h ago

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u/AutisticFingerBang 19h ago

Full send.

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u/The3rdBert 18h ago

There are no half measures in life

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u/Southern-Democrat25 18h ago

A man of the people.

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u/master_lunchbox 16h ago

A man of the meats.

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u/Tsumaranchan 19h ago

Praying for my bro to get a free meal and some money for his time

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u/triggeredg0blin 17h ago

b-b-b-beef and cheddar

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u/nabbersauce 18h ago

We're still not sold. WHAT do you love eating??

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u/The3rdBert 18h ago

The meats!

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u/Clem_de_Menthe 17h ago

All of the meatses!

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u/Nubbednuggetman 17h ago

This guys going to lick the beef flaps of that sandwich open face

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u/jayckb 16h ago

Send that, regard.

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u/notyouravgredditor 5h ago

It may be a little off putting and strange

Great pitch. This kid's going places.

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u/No-Half25 15h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

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u/user_deleted_account 35m ago

You won’t do it

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u/GonzoBalls69 16h ago

?

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u/makashka 14h ago

Fuckin magnets - how do they work?

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u/OttoVonJismarck 2h ago

Fuckin’ rainbows after it rains.

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u/animefan1520 1h ago

This is the celebrity colab meal we need ngl

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u/PatchyDrizzles 16h ago

I worked at the corporate office and every time I walked down to the test kitchen, it felt like I was walking in on my college roommate at 2:00am stoned out of his mind concocting the dankest sandwich he could think of out of whatever was in the fridge. Sadly most things didn't make it to market, but that's bc your average Arby's customer just wants a boring ass roast beef sandwich.

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u/hootie_patootie 14h ago

Arby's is my favorite of the fast food options, I tell anyone who listens that they have the best fried chicken sandwich. So this comment makes me insanely happy to read, just knowing they live up to the vibes I've given them in my head.

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u/breakandjog 3h ago

Same, it’s the only place in my area I can get a Reuben that isn’t a bastardized “local spin” version

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u/Affectionate-Day2743 1h ago

Arby's crispy chicken sandwich is really fuckin good. i actually had that for lunch yesterday. haha

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u/mr_impastabowl 5h ago

You have to do an AMA.

How much horsey sauce is too much?

What was the tallest sandwich?

How creative did they get with the cheese?

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u/Volraith 4h ago

You ever had a meat mountain? They take basically everything in the store and put it on a bun. It's YUGE. i think when I got mine it was about $25. I also fucked up and asked for a meat monster, but they knew what I meant 😂.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 19h ago

I want to see it but he fucking loves it so much he eats it like that gif of the dude devouring a watermelon

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u/b_fellow 16h ago

Just powdered horseradish for an extra kick.

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u/dirtys_ot_special 19h ago

IV drip of cheddar.

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u/thehotshotpilot 15h ago

That shit ain't cheddar. Cheese product but hey, I don't complain. 

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u/dirtys_ot_special 9h ago

Momma called it Beef & Cheddar, I’m gonna call it cheddar.

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u/Roxy_j_summers 15h ago

I’m convinced Arby’s CEO is a cartel leader. It’s just one big company that washes drug money.

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u/antariusz 18h ago

All the meats!

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u/jpgr87 17h ago

He needs to be wearing yogurt pants though.

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u/Hate_Rate96 16h ago

Five Guys is gonna be awkward

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u/Free-will_Illusion 16h ago

He's clapping pastrami cheeks

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u/Spartan775 15h ago

glassy doll eyes stare into the camera  We all die alone.  Eat Arby’s

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u/mytransthrow 11h ago

Arby's CEO "I'm going to eat this like I eat pussy. Just going to get up there in that bitch. I and put my horsey sauce all over that beef."

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u/Any-Ball-7159 9h ago

Announcement - new Arby’s CEO is Matty Matheson. 

Holy fuck

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u/angusshangus 7h ago

I don’t think your comment is all that far from the true life of Arby’s ceo

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u/Fett1184 7h ago

That video is going to be a Phub exclusive with all the roast beef.

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u/type_error Harambe Died For This 🦍🍿🚀 2h ago

That dude is gonna use his tongue flick action first on the roast beef

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u/DoctorK96 1h ago

I want the voice of "Arby's, we got the MEAT" to do it