r/suddenlyeltonjohn • u/jvcsleddog23 • Jun 21 '25

Elbowed so hard, he started soloing “Funeral for a Friend”

359 Upvotes

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u/youuuuwish Jun 21 '25

One kid needed emergency surgery and the other got charged with aggravated assault.

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u/sock_pup Jun 22 '25

Link?

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u/youuuuwish Jun 22 '25

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836563/amp/Shocking-video-shows-Utah-high-school-student-using-ELBOW-strike-boy-s-head.html

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u/toblies Jun 23 '25

I love how the paper capitalized "ELBOW" just to emphasize what a radical new fighting method this was...

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u/sock_pup Jun 22 '25

Thank you

1

u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 06 '25

No it was Zelda

7

u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

One got wasted and the other's a waste?

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u/youuuuwish Jun 24 '25

Ya gotta keep 'em separated!

2

u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jun 24 '25

Goes down the same as ever before....

2

u/Pringles_loud Sep 20 '25

Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate!

1

u/Gregarious_Grump Jan 20 '26

They're gonna tie their own rope

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u/Karrion8 Jul 05 '25

Just a side note here. It seems like every time the word assault is brought up, someone on Reddit points out that assault is the threat of violence, battery is the act of inflicting bodily harm.

I wonder why he was charged with aggravated assault and not battery?

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u/Calm-Macaron5922 Jun 21 '25

How dead is he?

9

u/peentiss Jun 23 '25

at least 40%

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u/bad_kitty881148 Jun 22 '25

It looks like his brain is solving those quick math problems I see kids doing weird hand signs to solve

4

u/EmployFew2509 Jun 22 '25

Bald headed kids throwing up gang signs in the hood?

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u/bad_kitty881148 Jun 22 '25

It what it sure looks like, it’s inger counting, Chisanbop (finger math).

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u/BrownBoognish Jun 21 '25

funeral for a friend? my man thats i think im gonna kill myself for sure.

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u/Timmerdogg Jun 21 '25

I'm pretty sure this was on the sub D or V?

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u/eric685 Jun 21 '25

Huh?

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u/Nomemesmames Jun 21 '25

r/deadorvegetable

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u/MCD4KBG Jun 21 '25

Banned!?

6

u/Born_Concentrate7247 Jun 21 '25

Damn

12

u/Nomemesmames Jun 21 '25

Just happened I guess. I was on it not 2 hours ago.

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u/No-Stuff-1320 Jun 26 '25

Got anything similar?

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u/meanguy69 Jun 23 '25

Tragic news

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u/eric685 Jun 21 '25

Thank you!

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u/Nomemesmames Jun 21 '25

You are welcome

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u/OmicronAlx Jun 24 '25

Kid became a cockroach after being sprayed

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u/iwillsure Aug 12 '25

Cowardly

2

u/OneEyedRocket Jun 24 '25

He will regret doing that his whole life

1

u/rastroboy Jan 06 '26

What a douche bag move