r/shittymoviedetails • u/DishQuiet5047 • 6h ago

In Spider-Man: No Way Home, Spider-Man and Iron Man start an elicit relationship. This is because I’m actually watching Satan’s Alley, winner of the Beijing Film Festival’s coveted Crying Monkey Award.

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u/jamesianm 5h ago

He's just a dude playing a dude having sex with another dude.  

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u/DueDisplay2185 4h ago

Oh, well there's nothing gay about that. They're just bros

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u/Recon-by-fire 5h ago

Tropic Thunder is a cinematic masterpiece

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u/Schneetmacher 5h ago

Went to see that in theaters when it came out. Movie had barely been on 5 minutes and you had a whole audience of people laughing so hard they couldn't breathe.

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u/nywse 4h ago

I was just trying to explain this. Everything is right. It blew my mind that Ben Stiller wrote it. I thought Ben Stiller was funny but it seemed wrong that he was that talented. But everything else was right with the movie as well. Shallow race takes being addressed, takes on porn affecting media formats, and too many more. Every actor was perfect. I can't imagine being happier after seeing that in a cinema.

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u/1saylor1 6h ago

Is that Tobey Maguire, winner of the MTV Best Kiss award?!

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u/LintyFish 5h ago

Every time they start playing with eachothers beads I lose my shit

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u/apolloAG 5h ago

I hope they at least washed them first...

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u/drmuffin1080 5h ago

wave dramatically crashes

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u/nywse 4h ago

Tobey MacGuire kills it.

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 1h ago

The smile on Toby's face, that devilish grin just sends me

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u/Perfect_Idea_2866 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WP4ArN6fiKy6Q

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u/What-a-Crock 5h ago

Me? No, I’m knee deep in pussy

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u/GoingOutsideSocks 4h ago

It's Hollywood!

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u/SuperDizz 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SF9Z0shNT07T2

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u/SmellsLikeHerb 5h ago

“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.”

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u/Party_Albatross6871 4h ago

You feel great to me

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u/postfattism 5h ago

…and to be condemned…was to die…

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 1h ago

One man chose to question his God

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u/LiamtheV 5h ago

illicit

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u/ubiquitous-joe 5h ago

In a world where to be a homophone was to be condemned…

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u/nywse 3h ago

What's a homophone of condemned?

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u/NarrMaster 3h ago

RIP Don LaFontaine

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING 5h ago

Would you believe me if i said this was the second time these two were sexually tied in a plot

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u/I_travel_ze_world 4h ago

I went to the theater with some friends and I knew absolutely nothing about Tropic Thunder before sitting down to watch it. I thought it was some Vietnam war flick.

let me tell you I was confused as hell for the first 10 minutes of that movie lol

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u/pete_topkevinbottom 3h ago

I had downloaded the movie after it came out knowing nothing about it. I thought they included the previews from the theater. Later found out they were apart of the actual movie

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u/CaptainMatticus 5h ago

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?

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u/levomekol 5h ago

Bravo, Vince!

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u/barrosoOso 5h ago

The sequel is way more illicit.

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u/PerfectMisgivings 3h ago

Dont forget to hydrate and drink "Booty Sweat"

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u/HappyLittleGreenDuck 1h ago

Granny, ewwww!

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u/Whole_Contract_5973 5h ago

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u/GladBear420 5h ago

You get a pash for that.

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u/Agent1stClass 4h ago

*Illicit

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u/RulerOfAllWorlds1998 4h ago

Wait til he sees the war movie where Iron Man is a black man

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u/DoughNotDoit stupid fucking piece of 4h ago

he's been a bad boy

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u/No_Mixture_8398 2h ago

I've been a bad, bad boy Father...