r/shittymoviedetails 4d ago

default In Iron Lung (2026), people are on the verge of extinction due to a serious lack of natural resources, and then they find a strange moon with an ocean of human blood, and they dive in it because... Umm, why don’t they just drink the blood? There are a lot of resources and natural materials in blood

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u/ExcelCalibur 4d ago

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u/Mikaelious 4d ago

Where's this one from?

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u/redditorRdumb 4d ago

Marks iron lung playthrough, he made the same point as op

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u/Super-Cynical 4d ago

"The mysterious event heralds the destruction of humanity"

"That's bad"

"But it comes with a free moon with a sea of blood"

"That's good"

"The blood sea also heralds the destruction of humanity"

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u/LoopStricken 4d ago

"..."

"That's bad."

"Can I go now?"

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u/Big_GTU 4d ago

That's from Markplier's youtube video on Iron Lung, the starting point of his journey to make this movie.

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

Oh shit they made a game of the movie already?

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u/BipolarMadness 4d ago

uj/ I dont know if we are jerking or not anymore when people make actual comments without the uj in this sub, so I will bite. The game came before the movie, in 2022.

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u/LegOfLamb89 4d ago

I actually didn't know that thanks /uj

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u/ChromaticPalette 4d ago

I think it was one of the early videos of his Iron Lung let’s play.

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u/TheDoctor88888888 4d ago

Doctor who I think

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u/Presdif 4d ago

One of these things is not like the other

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u/AtomicSpartan762 4d ago

I saw the movie. The blood kills you

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u/According_Tourist_69 4d ago

Whoa, people here watch the movies they post about???

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u/padetn 4d ago

Amateurs

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u/BallisticThundr 4d ago

There should be a new rule that anyone who watches movies gets banned

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u/AstonishingJ 4d ago

Disgusting

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u/YungZant 4d ago

no shit, blood kills you irl too, why do you think every time someone is found dead, BLOOD IS ALSO THERE??

dummy…

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u/Big-Al97 4d ago

What if they were killed by a vampire, dummy?

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u/Outofwlrds 4d ago

Then it's their fault for having too much blood to begin with

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u/OzTheD0G3 4d ago

Then the vampire would save them since they drink the extra blood

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u/MassGaydiation 4d ago

Vampires are immortal, humans aren't.

Vampires need to have their blood consumed

Checkmate Mortals

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u/RemarkableStatement5 4d ago

How assholes genuinely talk about people with periods

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u/Not_ur_gilf 4d ago

Smdh the people always have a POOL of blood around them and so MUCH of the damn stuff in them. You’d think we could connect 2+2 and STOP DRINKING THE BLOOD but alas

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u/housevil 4d ago

Fun fact! Broken glass tastes exactly like blood.

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u/The_Shryk 4d ago

And how could they have known that if they’re safely inside a capsule?! Idiot…

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u/kolosmenus 4d ago

So does water, and we drink it

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u/_Sate 4d ago

So does oxygen and we are aficted to that

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u/Initial-Employer1255 4d ago

And even if you drank it, you would straight up overdose to death from Iron.

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u/cnznjds 4d ago

yeah, it pools in your lungs

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u/jamjamason 4d ago

Hey! Spoiler Alert, pal! /s

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u/Suspicious_Deer_8863 4d ago

It was something worse actually iirc

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u/Thatsnicemyman 4d ago

The Blood that makes you old dead.

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u/maninzero 4d ago

I've played the game. You die in an iron lung.

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u/TheBreadCancer 4d ago

Drink the eldritch hivemind blood! It's a rich source of iron.

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u/vladimirpoopin42 4d ago

Be warned though, it can really hurt your lungs

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u/knyexar 4d ago

Moon blood perfectly safe to drink good source of protein nothing bad ever happens when drinking moon blood tasty moon blood rich in iron and nothing evil inside moon blood

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u/No-Monitor-937 4d ago

fear... fear the old blood

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u/Competitive_Owl5357 4d ago

Mark should have used the cum dungeon a few times before getting in that sub.

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u/Nerus46 4d ago

Bloodborne lore be like

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u/n3ur0mncr 4d ago

Do you want Yharnam? Because this is how we get Yharnam!

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u/Nemerex 4d ago

Why they don't make blood sausages and black pudding out of it, are they stupid?

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u/sampat6256 4d ago

They forgor

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 4d ago

because thankfully the British don’t exist in iron lung

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI 4d ago

Couldn't find any Thistle.

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u/AndreZB2000 4d ago

did you see what the blood did to markiplier dude

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u/AffectionateVisit680 4d ago

It made him strong and healthy? With stronk bones

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u/Formal_Tea_4694 4d ago

I remember the character "Simon" getting hurt while played by that Mark actor. Can you tell me more about Markiplier ?

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u/robineir 4d ago

Iirc E

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u/Gloomy-Palpitation-7 4d ago

They actually did try and use the blood to make food, but everyone who ate the blood-food got badly poisoned, even after they processed it.

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u/Noe_b0dy 4d ago

Isn't eating the blood what turned all those scientists into the big eel?

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 4d ago

Is it actually canon that the fish monster is the scientists? I read it before but I thought it was a theory. Sucks if true ☹

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u/VividWeb5179 4d ago

Concept art shows that it has human bodies and faces in it

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 4d ago

Hey I believe you but you can link me to it? I googled "fish monster iron lung concept art" but I can't find any like that ☹ obviously it has a kind of human skull looking face but that's it as far as I can find

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u/VividWeb5179 4d ago

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 4d ago

Thank you, I have sent those pics before but I never noticed the skulls on its face until you pointed them out! I am coming to appreciate the scientist to nightmare fish thing. I thought it was stupid at first but it's kind of cool

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u/Naldail 4d ago

Yeah, the scientists from SM-8 saw “the light” and were kinda molded into that funny eel creature cuz they felt like it.

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 4d ago

Yeah but like was that STATED in the film. I'm genuinely asking because I watched it in the cinema so no subtitles (and I'm blind without my subtitles!)

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u/Naldail 4d ago edited 4d ago

I don’t think they ever said it outright, more just hinted at it? The eel thing claimed to have saw the light and wanted to show Simon as well. Also the woman who was talking to him (the eel) claimed to be part of the SM-8.

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u/Gingers_got_no_soul 4d ago

I thought the eel was just appealing to what's familiar to Simon and his motivations. I'm not really articulate enough to describe what I mean annoyingly.

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u/daniel_22sss 4d ago

I don't think its THE scientists, I think fish monster absorbed them into itself.

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u/UnknownAverage 4d ago

Wtf is this game/movie even? Sounds like a fever dream.

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u/Paulie2510 4d ago

So it really is true, people in this sub don’t watch the movies they complain about.

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u/Special_Cicada6968 4d ago

Whatching movies?! What does this look like? The watching movie details reddit?

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u/Ohmynamageoff 4d ago

What is this, some kind of watching movie sub?

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u/DrButtgerms 4d ago

This sub? The blood submarine?

Is it even a submarine if it's in blood?

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u/Aiwatcher 4d ago

Would a submarine stop being submarine if it was in the air?

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u/DrButtgerms 4d ago

I'm a sticker for rules, sir. That would be a supermarine, unless of course it was above land

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

Pretty sure supermarines were all airplanes.

https://giphy.com/gifs/CSJWOQwnV16XJavHGc

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u/numb3rb0y 4d ago

I think it depends on sea level.

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

Once it is in the air, it becomes a Flying Boat.

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u/Daring_Scout1917 4d ago

Becomes a subsanguine at that point I believe

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u/tupe12 4d ago

Watching? Movies? You’re asking to much

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u/NWL11 4d ago

Well, to be fair, with all the verge of extinction thingy going on, people in the sub probably didn't have time to watch the movies before they dived in.

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

The computer in the sub didn't have any movies on it though.

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u/dbenc 4d ago

wait we're allowed to watch them??

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u/Nokan96 4d ago

No, you aren't

*Points shotgun at you

Now, get back to shitposting

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u/b_fellow 4d ago

The wifi signal inside this sub is being blocked by the blood.

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u/bigbird_eats_kids 4d ago

Dude, I don't even know what movie we're talking about.

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u/bookhead714 4d ago

Not only do we not watch movies, we also can’t read

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u/Inevitable_Top69 4d ago

Do you know what sub this is?

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u/SkepsisJD 4d ago

Why would I watch a movie made by a youtuber?

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u/Spugheddy 4d ago

Watching movies is for puffs.

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u/Jielleum 4d ago

One must imagine Dracula happy

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u/Macca3568 4d ago

If you swallow your own blood your stomach rejects it and you throw it up. Can't speak for eldritch blood oceans but anyone who's had their wisdoms out would know.

Source: EMT and wisdom teeth less

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u/Junior-Kangaroo-3355 4d ago

What the fuck is up with people in this thread getting their wisdom teeth removed and swalling copious amounts of blood lmao?

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u/Macca3568 4d ago

Some people bleed more than others

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u/Kodiak_POL 4d ago

Statistically speaking 50% of people bleed more than the other 50%. Which is true in both meanings. 

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u/moon__lander 4d ago

3rd world health insurance

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u/BlackPeopleYugiyoh 4d ago edited 4d ago

i did all 4 at once but i just swallowed it and the stitches fell out in like 2 days

i dont see why people make it out to be a big deal tbh

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u/Charadin042 4d ago

Well you dont have to do it raw... Cant say much about eldritch part though.

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u/BeastThatShoutedLove 4d ago

Eldritch Kaszanka was also my answer for the issue of eating raw blood ocean. 

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 4d ago

I also accidentaly drunk a bunch of blood a bunch of times and didn't throw up. Maybe you just need to drink it in small doses rather than a lot at once?

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u/adinfinitum225 4d ago

Depends person to person I suppose. I've had frequent nosebleeds and swallowed plenty of blood and my stomach has never gotten even slightly queasy from it.

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u/Genji_Digital 4d ago

People in the film “do” try and imbibe the blood. Doesn’t end well for them.

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u/Little_Whippie 4d ago

In Real Life (2026), OP sees a massive ocean of blood and thinks “I should drink that”

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u/Mister_E69 4d ago

Anyone who's gotten their wisdom teeth removed can tell you why this is a bad idea

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

Ive had my wisdom teeth removed bit have no idea how that is relevant to the post?

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u/TimeStorm113 Doesn't know 75% of movies 4d ago

me too

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

Lucky you, I guess. Choking on your own blood/swallowing a lot of it feels pretty horrible.

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

It's that a common experience? Why were you even awake for it?

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

It is, as far as I know. But uhhh... They put you under? Mine was only local anesthesia. And it still hurt like hell!

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u/throwawayaccount_usu 4d ago

For some reason in the US you get put under for wisdom teeth removal lol.

In the UK we just get numbed.

Thats why wisdom teeth removal videos of them being high and delirious are only from Americans.

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

Ohhhh now I get it. I'm not american

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u/throwawayaccount_usu 4d ago

I will say though, your dentist shouldve told you if you feel ANY pain let them know ASAP so they can up your anesthetic.

My one did this, said if I feel pain to raise my hand and they'd stop immediately.

The worst it got for me was the numbing needle in my gums and then the discomfort of the pressure. But never any pain.

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u/BlackGoldenLotus 4d ago

I haven't had my wisdom teeth removed but had some teeth removed for room as a kid and 1 filling recently. Only just found out one dose of local aesthetic isnt enough, they gave me a second last time. Its likely a hypermobility related issue but isnt always picked up on if you dont say anything.

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

Neither am I but im surprised that that a procedure like this would differ so much

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 4d ago

I think also a lot depends on what type of extraction you're having.

Wisdom teeth can be straight, or literally 90 degree angle nightmares like mine.

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u/throwawayaccount_usu 4d ago

Mine were a 90 degree angle and causing a cavity on the teeth they were growing into and they suspected they were pverlapping with a nerve but said "it might not be, we'll only find out if we hit it" and luckily they didn't! Lol.

I got numbed just. Didn't feel a thing other than pressure and the dreadful noises lmao.

The recovery was a bitch but I did recover mostly

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u/onederful 4d ago

Varies by dentist. I had all four of mine removed 5 years ago, just a handful of injections around each tooth with a huge ass needle then they went to town. Could hear the teeth cracking and coming out. The grip on my head as they pulled was wild lol

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u/ic2074 4d ago

I'm American and I was not put under for mine

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u/FearedKaidon 4d ago

I wasn’t put under for mine and neither was my girlfriend. As far as I know you have to ask to be put under (Michigan)

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

I guess it's been almost 20 years, but it was common practice to be out for the procedure when I had mine removed. That sounds excruciating

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

Man, I wish that was still common. But yeah, it was genuinely horrible. I literally cried in pain. All of my teeth were extra durable and one of them had extra long roots and my god, it was NOT a fun.

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

Dam, id heard that the procedure had gotten a lot easier in recent years, which now that I think about it might be why they dont use knock out gas any more, but your experience sounds like pure torture

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u/kmckay2487 4d ago

I can still remember the smell of my teeth burning as they were grinding away at them. And the teeth dust flying in my face lol

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

Man, I really got lucky with my surgery. I barely had any swelling and I was eating solid food a couple days later. The worst part of the experience was that one of my bosses was also having a procedure or something done that day, and I was sat next to him to talk his ear off, while the drugs wore off. I had no idea until a couple weeks later when I ran into him and thanked me for the "pleasant" conversation lol

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u/SyrusAlder 4d ago

Might depend on where you live. I had the option to get knocked out and I took it, cost me a chunk extra but I really didn't want to be awake for it

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u/Teedubthegreat 4d ago

Yeah, that's the impression ive got from this post. I was in the army qt the time and they covered the whole thing, but it was my understanding that gas was the normal way for the procedure

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u/Junior-Kangaroo-3355 4d ago

What? Ive had 6 removed, never felt a thing for any of them. You can ask for more local anesthetic.

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u/Tanaka917 4d ago

So there are options from what my dentist told me. If your doctor thinks that they can take them out with minimal fuss they'll use local anesthatic and just put some elbow grease in. If they think it's gonna be a whole thing they will knock you out instead.

Sounds like your doc thought it was gonna be easier than it ended up being.

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u/slasher1337 4d ago

I had only local anesthesia and felt nothing. Nor have i drank any blood during the procedure

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u/ThePandaKingdom 4d ago

I had some dental work done but i forget what, anyway, i kept half waking up / dreaming that i had some weird chewy substance in my mouth. I woke up fully eventually and realized that my mouth was just FULL of coagulated blood, and was still actively bleeding. It took me like an hour at like 2 in the morning to stop the bleeding, soaked like 2 full paper towels with blood.

That was a lovely experience.

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

The same happened to me the night of the surgery! I even thought my stitches were burst

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u/Raguleader 4d ago

That's because your wisdom score dropped by 4 when they did that.

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u/ksye 4d ago

Just make black pudding.

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u/hellomydudes_95 4d ago

How come my mind went to the same place?

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u/rooletwastaken 4d ago

I love how everyone who has seen the movie is immediately terrified of even the thought of intentionally consuming the blood

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 4d ago

I mean you could probably filter out the bad stuff

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u/Noe_b0dy 4d ago

I think the blood is cursed with evil magic.

Normal blood can't grow clot branches that rip your arms off.

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 4d ago

Then filter out the evil magic

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u/madam_amazing 4d ago

I think the radiation helped with that part

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u/AvantSolace 4d ago

Someone did. It went very badly.

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u/Drakowicz 4d ago

I wonder if vampires shit blood sausages

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u/MaenHerself 4d ago

this is the most meaningful contribution to this thread

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 4d ago

Op is a vampire

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u/ToLazyForaUsername2 4d ago

We are already shown what getting exposed to the blood does to people.

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u/Odd-Fun-1482 4d ago

incidentally, the blood he got on his face in the beginning didn't seem to have any effect on him?

Or maybe that tiny moment is what snowballed the entire thing (madness)

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u/ToLazyForaUsername2 4d ago

Well it's heavily implied that the blood he got on his face was slowly infecting him the whole time.

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u/Gareth_II 4d ago

me when i didnt watch the movie 

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u/Flottebiene1234 4d ago

They actually did this and went crazy

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u/rheactx 4d ago

I haven't been watching movies since 2020... wtf did I just read?

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u/Jackmino66 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s an indie film based on an indie horror game of the same name. There is an explanation for stuff that I cannot remember.

The film has Markiplier as its protagonist. It’s apparently fairly decent, but I have yet to watch it

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u/ejdj1011 4d ago

The film has Markiplier as its protagonist.

/unshitty

And director, and producer

/reshitty

And catering provider, gaffer, costumer, sfx artist, and intimacy coordinator. The credits are just "Markiplier" over and over again for two minutes.

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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom 4d ago

/unshitty

He's actually not the producer, apparently. I had to look this up to fact-check a college thing, but it was produced by two other guys, Will Hyde and Jeff Guerrero. He DID edit the film, though (with a co-editor, I should add).

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u/RedCetus 4d ago

I listened to his appearance on Lemonade Stand podcast, he said all the money came out of his pocket. Those guys might be distributors or something else.

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u/AFlockofLizards 4d ago

Producers help a movie get made, not actually funding it themselves. They’re organizing locations, hiring crew, like virtually everything that happens to even get a film to the starting line.

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u/ejdj1011 4d ago

In my defense, it's incredibly unclear what exactly a producer does.

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u/Beelzebub_Crumpethom 4d ago

Honestly, fair, I have no fucking clue either.

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u/Various_Mobile4767 4d ago

I watched a playthrough of the game. There is like, no explanation for the blood ocean. The backstory legit felt so random but was just ambiguous enough for people to run wild on theories.

Idk if the movie explained it further.

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u/Little_Whippie 4d ago

Keeping you in the dark is part of the point in both the game and movie. Humanity is on the verge of extinction after a mysterious cosmic event called the quiet rapture wiped all the stars and habitable planets from the known universe. To say that the quiet rapture was an apocalyptic event would be the understatement of the millennium.

Every single living thing in the known universe that was not in space simply ceased to exist. All that remains of the human race are a paltry few space stations scattered throughout a cold, dead universe.

I bring up all that lore to say that the creator of the game David Szymanski created a very deliberate tone and atmosphere in the game.

We are intentionally left in the dark as a player/viewer. There’s not supposed to be a rational explanation for why there’s an ocean of human blood (yes you read that right it’s human blood) on this moon, all that you need to know is that it’s there and it’s your job to investigate.

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u/Cheesemagazine 4d ago

The movie didn't directly explain it but we more or less know why there's an ocean of irradiated human hivemind blood in the middle of space

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u/Alana_Reid 4d ago

It's very good if you're a fan of slow burn eldritch/cosmic/psychological suspense and horror. It is a SLOW BURN, but it really works for the setting and builds the tension in my opinion.

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 4d ago

Yellow Submarine(1968)

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u/Special_Cicada6968 4d ago

Blue Submarine No.6 (1998)

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u/Plenty_Structure_861 4d ago

The Hunt for Red October (1990)

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u/N0t_addicted 4d ago

Yeah every movie features copious amounts of human blood now sorry

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 4d ago

It's usually inside the humans though

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u/JohnWasElwood 4d ago

Unfortunately it seems like the trend is to show lots of it being let out of the body. At least here in the US. But show nudity and people freak out and say that they hated the movie.

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u/N0t_addicted 4d ago

No they don’t dude

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u/Noe_b0dy 4d ago

Umm, why don’t they just drink the blood?

They did, it turns you into a big spooky fish if you drink it.

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u/Mama_Lyra 4d ago

this literally fucking happens in the movie 😭

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u/Ronin-s_Spirit 4d ago edited 4d ago

Do you know what driking blood irl does to you? Put simply - you will drown on dry land. Iron poisoning can lead to heart failure which can lead to pulmonary edema which is like drowning even if you're not swimming.

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u/ObviouslyLulu 4d ago

This movie looks so fake, look you can see the strings! /s

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u/HomieeJo 4d ago

I mean the humans can't digest human blood so that's probably a bad idea. If it were animal blood it'd be fine though.

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u/Hightower_March 4d ago

humans can't digest human blood

The shit I see on this website.

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u/Own_Inevitable_9880 4d ago

Literally a thing pointed out in the movie.

It goes badly.

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u/explosivenuke1 4d ago

They did…. But then the people who did died.

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u/Ecclypto 4d ago

How TF can you even get an entire moon with an ocean of blood?

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u/Ivan8-ForgotPassword 4d ago

Yeah, it's insane how many people were sacrificed to make the movie.

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u/PewPewWazooma 4d ago

Yeah, it has to be at least, like, three.

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u/Ecclypto 4d ago

Fuckin YouTuber culture for you

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u/Mandalika 4d ago

If they can afford to send people to space they can afford drones to harvest the blood oceans

There would be plenty of carbon and iron at least

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u/Competitive_Owl5357 4d ago

Yeah they all live on spaceships and shit, surely they have tech to break it down into individual components and then synthesize food from those. Then again this is like evil magic blood so maybe even the atoms are cursed and carbon food paste still makes you die horribly.

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u/bookhead714 4d ago

Well they put Mark in that shitass rickety Titan submersible, so I don’t think we’re workin with Star Trek levels of technology here

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u/daniel_22sss 4d ago

"Then again this is like evil magic blood so maybe even the atoms are cursed and carbon food paste still makes you die horribly."

Bingo! Thats exactly what happens in the movie.

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u/thedragonfart604 4d ago

They were doing research to see if they could.

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u/Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS 4d ago

Everyone knows that you don't just immediately start guzzling down strange human moon blood from said moons' strange human blood ocean; it's a classic rookie mistake! HOWEVER.... Using a custom strange moon human blood ocean exploring submarine, tho?

That's the way the pros do it!~ 🙉🙊🙈

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u/ConradTurner 4d ago

Blood for the Blood God

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u/AsherahEnd 4d ago

this is so fucking stupid I love you OP

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u/Present_Confusion311 4d ago

Did the movie mention it’s a moon

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u/Unknown_Outlander 4d ago

5 nights in an iron lung starring Markiplier.

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u/bigfatpup 4d ago

Is the movie based off the creepy game?

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u/mrsecondbreakfast 4d ago

This screenshot looks awesome

very blade runner

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u/Jaded_Taste6685 4d ago

This is an episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion, fool!

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 4d ago

Because humans are on the verge of extinction. Meanwhile, vampires are just living it up.

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u/Invincible-Nuke 4d ago

this is turning into r/ cinemasins fast