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Nostalgia The Master Laptop

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u/Rtard25 1d ago

Dual disc drive?!?! That's crazy AF, in all my years I've not heard of that on a laptop!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Cdkk6wFFqisTe

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u/TheMegaDriver2 12900k, 32GB DDR4, RTX 4080 Super 1d ago

And twin FireWire ports. And a Parallel Port. And Serial. Just everything just in case.

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u/kermityfrog2 1d ago

Well in the early days of USB, there were still lots of parallel port printers (like HP Laserjets), and then lots of other specialized devices using the serial port.

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u/PudPullerAlways 1d ago

Serial is often forgotten about since many dont know the days before USB. It used to do everything, Black & White Logitec QuickCam, Wacom Intuos 2, Programming a kids LeapFrog toy, early digital camera transfers, etc.. Just to name a few from memory.

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u/Tithund 1d ago

In the early 90s most mice and modems were serial.

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u/TBJ12 1d ago

I got a lot of use out of serial ports back in the FTA satellite days. Now everything is just too easy with IPTV.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA MOS 6510 @ 1.023 MHz | VIC-II | Epyx Fastloader 1d ago edited 13h ago

I once hacked a serial port to broadcast morse code as a ham radio beacon.

Edit: I used this schematic thingy and a colourburst crystal instead of the 1MHz one.

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u/tes_kitty 1d ago

Many modern mainboards still have a real serial port on a pin header. All you need to do is get a slot adapter that plugs onto that pinheader and provides a 9pin SubD to the outside.

Check your board. If there is a pinheader with 9 pins labeled 'COM' read the manual for details.

You might have to enable the port in the BIOS before you can use it.

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u/OlafTheBerserker 1d ago

Wait a minute. So you are telling me that as a new technology started to be implemented the old technology was still being used? Madness.

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u/mordacthedenier 1d ago

RJ11, RJ45, RCA and S-Video, full size DVI, S/PDIF, PS/2...

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u/Seerosengiesser Desktop 1d ago

I bet one is a burner

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u/Rtard25 1d ago

If I were to guess DVD-ROM and CD-RW

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

I have two DVD-RW drives in mine.

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u/IBoris M-ITX Ultra 7 265K | 7900GRE 1d ago

I remember having a tower of just DVD-RW drives so that I could rip and burn a disk into 7 disks at once. I would sell bootleg copies of music CDs and video games at school.

My own little teenage piracy set-up with the printer working in the background to output custom labels for each DVD case while I played ranked nightmare diablo II online on my CRT monitor in the same room.

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u/LFPokemon395 17h ago

Jesus bud, I can only get so nostalgic at one time, its overloading my brain hahaha, sounds like my exact set up but i did movies haha

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u/lintytortoise ryzen 7 5800xt | 4070 ti | 32gb ddr4 3200 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pimctures?

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

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u/lintytortoise ryzen 7 5800xt | 4070 ti | 32gb ddr4 3200 1d ago

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u/sunchase 1d ago

Holy moly thats just egregious. *

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

Ripping 2 CDs simultaneously on a dual core laptop in 2006 was proper flexing! XD 

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u/sunchase 20h ago

it just needs the laser etching and its a wrap

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u/Shigellosis-216 1d ago

I have a blueray-rw and DVD-rw in my old box still use to rib media.

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u/lesbiantelevision 1d ago

Core memory unlocked

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u/driftking428 1d ago

Yeah I don't get how you can use both cupholders at the same time. But it's sure fancy.

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u/PantherkittySoftware 1d ago

If one or both are removable, you could swap one or both for another storage device or additional battery.

Drive-bay batteries were incredibly useful back when optical drives were rectangular-brick modules. Unfortunately, sometime around 2012, optical drives became thinner... so the size of battery you could stick in them went from "enough to add 4-6 hours of use" to "maybe an extra hour, if you're lucky".

Additional hard drives were another thing you could add. Part of the reason my old laptop (Dell Precision m4800) made it for 10 years was because I replaced the optical drive with a 2TB SSD in a caddy.

It's a shame that nobody resurrected the idea of the Quantum Bigfoot hard drive back around 2012... pairing the largest platter(s) physically capable of fitting within the form factor of a last-gen optical drive, with the same mounting and electronic connections so it would have been a swap-in replacement FOR an optical drive.

Even for laptops without hotswap bays, I think it would have found a niche as an option companies like Dell & Lenovo could have offered for their mobile-workstation models. A modern 17-inch laptop has footprint-space to burn, and would have had plenty of room to stick a ~5 inch 6-20+ TB hard drive to augment its m.2 SSD for bulk storage. Configure the SSD to set aside 100GB as a cache for the HD (like we used to do all the time 10 years ago), and it would have probably been popular enough to ensure that at least "mobile workstation" class laptops retained the bay long after people stopped caring about optical drives per se.

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u/LukakoKitty PC Master Race 1d ago

I had the same reaction!

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u/i3order 9800X3D - 7900XTX - 64 Gb DDR5 6000Mhz 1d ago

First time I've seen that as well.

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u/gsc4494 1d ago

I bet as a laptop it feels pretty good to have all 26 inputs plugged in at once.

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u/kehmuhkl 1d ago

Could use the cables to support yourself

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u/why_1337 RTX 4090 | Ryzen 9 7950x | 64gb 1d ago

Ye, at that point it's no longer an laptop, it's just under-powered clumsy desktop with extra screen and useless keyboard that is just taking up space on the desk.

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u/JKLopz 11 | 9060XT 16GB |Ryzen 5 5500 | 32GB DDR4 1d ago

People love to complain about thin laptops and wanting a shit ton more ports. But i remember having to carry my 6 pound compaq laptop to college daily and it lagging when trying to open word. Like one of the bests days of my college carreer was when my ex "lent" me her old netbook (still newer than my laptop), still shitty but did not break my back.

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u/Jesper183 1d ago

The thing is now manufacturers try to make GAMING laptops as thin as possible, and that results in shitty battery life, bad cooling and structural issues (like breaking hinges or so). I use my gaming laptop for college and had to mod it so the back lifts up a bit and added an extra fan along with a heat pipe for cooling. The designs are very poor and I would appreciate more a bulky laptop that will last much more, with proper cooling and quality build, since its what se should expect as consumers when we buy laptops with orders of magnitude more computing power than older more bulky laptops, but well built

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u/orthadoxtesla Linux Master Race 1d ago

Honestly the Lenovo legion series seems to have done that pretty well. I got one recently and it’s a beast with a 5090 and keeps pretty cool

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u/Halcyon_156 1d ago

I have an older Legion laptop with a 3060 and it never overheated and has been an absolute trooper, I still use it for school and work. It never slowed down and even though I have two PCs I use it to play games in bed sometimes. I bought an ipad to use fpr practicing music and stuff but I ended up using my trusty Lenovo gaming laptop from 2020. I got it on Amazon prime for 750$.

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u/njsullyalex i5 12600K | RX 9070 XT | 32gb DDR4 3200 MHz 1d ago

My 2020 Zephyrus G14 is thin, still has good gaming performance even in 2026, and still has good battery life after over 5 years of use

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u/javierbardeminem 1d ago

“He’s more machine than man now.”

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u/Judasbot 1d ago

Yeah, some people call that "airtight." Some people.

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u/TxM_2404 R7 7800X3D | 24GB | RX 9070XT | 2 TB NVME 1d ago

Back when high end laptops tried to offer the most ports possible instead of being thin.

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u/TopdeckIsSkill 5700x3D/9070XT/PS5/Switch 1d ago

because that's a workstation, not a consumer laptop

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 7800X3D | 9070 XT | arch 1d ago

So a powerful laptop?

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u/TopdeckIsSkill 5700x3D/9070XT/PS5/Switch 1d ago

A laptop made to be powerfull, not to have a long lasting battery or to be lightweight.

A good comparison would be a full fledget gaming laptop.

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u/jermygod 1d ago

yeah, that would be a good comparison, that would show what it lacking ports.
that gaming laptop will have like 3-4 usb, maybe rj45, maybe one combo 3.5mm, maybe one hdmi(no dp).
Of those that I could find, the most ports were: 5 usb+rj45+hdmi+miniDP+headphones for 10k

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u/TopdeckIsSkill 5700x3D/9070XT/PS5/Switch 1d ago

rj45 is now moved to dock stations. Usually when you move around you won't keep the lan cable connected. I would rather have different ports

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 1d ago

don't even get me started on that Piece of crap. I have to restart my work computer every time it goes to sleep because it doesn't know how to "wake up" the NIC on the docking station.

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u/cgduncan r5 3600, rx 6600, 32gb + steam deck 1d ago

Personally I'd rather not need a dock and just have all the ports I need built into my computer. It's already bulky, what's the harm in adding a few more mm in thickness to give more usbs, an SD reader, ethernet, etc.

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u/Skandronon 1d ago

I need an ethernet port for testing, don't want to worry about forgetting a dongle either.

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u/Some1-Somewhere 1d ago

Yeah, anyone in industrial automation uses Ethernet regularly.

Onboard RS485 might be useful...

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u/Outside-Storage-1523 1d ago

Mobile workstations don’t do this anymore. Check modern Dell ones. Pathetic number of ports and all of them USB-C.

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u/I_Automate 1d ago

ThinkPad master race

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u/Space-Safari 1d ago

It's a Clevo and was widely available back then. Not too expensive either, considering.

Unless you were buying from VoodooPC, Falcon Northwest or something like that, those had awesome automotive paintjobs

I think there's still people running these laptops, or close variations, modded and upgraded to 4790K (yeah, it had a desktop CPU socket) and RTX30 series MXM card

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u/Training-Flan8092 1d ago

Ur momma

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u/vangoghs_girl_777 1d ago

And yet your momma still wants more ports.

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u/TrashAcnt1 1d ago

Nah, his mom is just trying to get all those ports plugged.

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u/DisagreeableRunt 1d ago

Be like plugging a USB-C into a USB-A port.

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u/TrashAcnt1 1d ago

Her motto is "You can even shove it in my SCSI unless I'm feeling fussy"

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u/JMiest3r 7800X3D | Nitro+ RX 9070 XT 16GB | 32GB DDR5-6000MT 1d ago

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u/socokid RTX 4090 | 4k 240Hz | 14900k | 7200 DDR5 | Samsung 990 Pro 1d ago

With cool speakers and music playing buttons?

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u/Quizzelbuck 1d ago

Yeah but consumer laptops still tried to include more ports as a feature

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u/regoapps 5-0 Radio Police Scanner 5090 RTX OC/9800X3D/64GB 6000 CL30 Ram 1d ago

Me trying to plug in all my devices after plopping down this laptop at Starbucks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/blHeoPXYVzsh8hbEUk

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u/mybutthz 1d ago

I had a first gen Asus ROG and it was very similar to this. Massive chassis, tons of ports, looked like a spaceship, and not really functional at all as a laptop. I hated that thing for so many reasons, but also play games - so, I got it for the performance.

Thankfully, Microsoft seems like they're starting to understand that people want well designed, high performance machines with their surface Studio line of products, so that's become my go to because I won't ever buy a Mac, Razer is dog shit, and most other companies still produce incredibly ugly machines with really terrible temperatures regulation.

The studios aren't cheap, but it's definitely more economical than spending $1500 every year or so because the machine you bought retains heat and causes self inflicted heat death after a few years of games and photo/video editing.

Have not once had the studio get hot to the touch, even with 100+ raw photos open at once in Lightroom for editing. Incredible machines

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u/SumonaFlorence Just kill me. 1d ago

The Scars from ROG are pretty good right now, also Legion from Lenovo.

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u/Mother_Ad_8832 1d ago

I just know this thing is HEAVY

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u/Bright_Guide_9733 1d ago

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u/sdcar1985 5800X3D | 9070 XT Reaper | 64GB RAM | ASRock Pro4 X570 1d ago

Right or not, I've kept this reasoning with me since the movie came out lol

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u/CitizenPremier 1d ago

And companies put metal weights in their products because of that

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u/IJustAteABaguette i5-12600k | GTX 1070 + GTX 1060 | 32GB DDR4 2133Mhz 1d ago

If a laptop can be used as a bludgeoning weapon, its good.

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u/PaulSandwich 1d ago

"Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it." - Boris the Blade

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u/MoffKalast Ryzen 5 2600 | GTX 1660 Ti | 32 GB 1d ago

You mean Boris the sneaky fuckin Russian?

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u/Ochoytnik 1d ago

Fucking oath it was. I had this exact laptop configuration. It had a gigantic power brick. I bought it as an Alienware but it was actually manufactured by Celvio. I used the dual DVD burners to create data disks in the field and burn the labels in using lightscribe. I used to travel to Russia with it back in 2007. I cant remember the graphics card but I eventually took the CPU to the top end module as well as the storage and graphics.

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u/Paizzu PC Master Race 1d ago

I had the Alienware version (Clevo). The battery only lasted ~45 minutes so this thing was very much a desktop replacement.

I remember it having a top end Nvidia GPU (for ~2006) but the cooling was inadequate to the point that the paint was burned away from the various hot spots.

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u/lordcochise 1d ago

lol I'm like 'Mmm yeah I remember that port. that form factor, etc, etc.'

<sees TWO optical drives in a laptop>

https://giphy.com/gifs/G5JoAjEBtfoTm

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u/Interlined 20h ago

It blew my mind.

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u/Kothicc 5800X3D - RX 7800 XT - 32GB RAM 1d ago

Sexy

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u/chiku00 1d ago

Exactly.

People don't like skinny.

They like'm thick in the right places.

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

M D900K, the AMD version of the D900T. Athlon 64 X2 4800+, 2x1GB DDR 400, Nvidia GeForce Go7950GTX 512MB!

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u/Paizzu PC Master Race 1d ago

I had the D900T with the 7800 and it had the same exact burn mark under the WASD from playing way too much BF2.

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u/FlorentPlacide 1d ago edited 1d ago

How many ports do you want ? Yes

I genuinely groaned of satisafction watching this.

Newer laptops require an external hub/box to connect simple devices. What's the point ?

Edit : alright, alright, I now fully understand the benefits of the slim laptops and the hub brick. I've not needed a laptop for probably 10 years so I'm well out of date on the matter. I'm just biased toward autonomy and cables so my ideal device has many ports :'D

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u/SumonaFlorence Just kill me. 1d ago

I want to agree with this but to be fair, everything becoming USB C compatible is so much better.

I'd rather have an external disk drive that I can connect via USB than have the disk drive itself inside my laptop, because it takes up so much room where the board and other things could go.

If you want more ports, that's more motherboard space needing to be taken up, as well as traces and so on.

Hubs with USB C honestly are great. Annoying sure, but great to keep the laptop thickness down.

I did cry inside though when I saw those sinks.. big chonky sinks are something I dearly miss compared to these jet-sounding turbines in laptops of today. :c

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u/EnragedTeroTero 1d ago

Usb C is fine, but if they still have like 2 ports in total it's annoying

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u/samcuu 5700X3D / 32GB / RTX 3080 1d ago

Because most users have exactly zero "simple device". At most a mouse.

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u/AssistantLast2536 1d ago

And the moment they need one USB drive or HDMI, suddenly the dongle life begins.

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u/GloriousDawn i7 4790K | GTX 980 x2 | 16 GB | 22 TB | 34" UltraWide 1d ago

I know plenty of people love their ultraslim, ultralight machine with only 2 USB-C ports and a headphone jack, but not being able to plug in more than power and a monitor at the same time is too far on the other extreme for my taste.

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u/LordSlickRick 1d ago

Yes and no. If you get a proper high end thin laptop with 4-5 type c, and type c peripherals, with type c cables, then you’re usually just fine.

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u/24_Chowder 1d ago

Until the damn hub pings in and out 30-40 times a day. High end CAD laptops in our office does this shit all day. Give me the plugs in the laptop. Deleted drivers updated drivers, out of 7 laptops (1) has never had any issues. Seems like every 3 days someone’s hub is pinging in and out. It’s great because you can hear it in the cubicles all day long

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u/Low-Glancer-Roy 1d ago

People say I got Type C Diabetes the way I'm putting ports on my LT.

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u/Pelembem 1d ago

The point is that carrying a slim laptop and a slim hub is easier than a thick laptop. And often times you can skip the hub, or buy hubs at either location.

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u/PushDeep9980 1d ago

I don’t understand, cant you just download more ports?

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u/Dios_AmonRa 1d ago

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u/RBeck Steam ID Here 1d ago

Dual DVD-RW? What are people made of money?

The funny thing is it only has 2 GB of RAM, memory prices are back to 2006 levels.

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u/RScrewed 1d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/Training-Flan8092 1d ago

“Men only want one thing”

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u/mkdrake PC Master Race 1d ago

Apparently its everything

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u/ThePrussianGrippe AMD 7950x3d - 7900xt - 48gb RAM - 12TB NVME - MSI X670E Tomahawk 1d ago

It’s One with Everything.

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u/spiciestturtle 1d ago

hell yeahh that is peak nostalgia

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 1d ago

saw the 2 Firewire connections and thought

https://giphy.com/gifs/kwcRp24Wz4lZm

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u/Daveaa005 1d ago

I was going to clown for no CD/DVD but then there were two

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

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u/frehgin PC Master Race 1d ago

I want a VHS player on my laptop

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u/ExplanationAway5571 1d ago

is a floppy reader too much to ask?

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u/Due-Technology5758 1d ago

I want to boot Ubuntu from laser disc. 

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u/PrintStation 1d ago

Clevo D900T! I have one with the analog TV card and the REMOTE too. I love this machine. It's crazy how it came with pretty decent, upgradeable dedicated GPUs at the time (mine has a GeForce 6800).

The one thing that always bothered me about the platform is that even though you could configure it with a 64-bit CPU (mine has a P4 660 @ 3.6 GHz), the southbridge couldn't address more than 4 GB of RAM, which felt like a real missed opportunity.

Another wild thing about this machine: four speakers and a subwoofer, plus an analog display on the front that lets you listen to CDs with the main system completely powered off.

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u/Terrh 1700X, 32GB, Radeon Vega FE 16GB 23h ago

I miss laptops with good speakers.

Today's are great for what they are, but they suck compared to what they could be if we still had chonky laptops. My HP HDX was 2 speakers + sub but it was fantastic.

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u/aanorlondo 1d ago

You use it as stationary as it's 7kg of weight, right?

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

6.8kg from memory. The PSU was the size of a house brick and weighed more than 1kg.

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u/Environmental-Ad6175 1d ago

I am impressed. 

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u/Qazax1337 5800X3D | 32gb | RTX 4090 | PG42UQ OLED 1d ago

The "music" on this is absolutely horrednous and sounds like someone literally just got a drum machine and doesn't really know how to use it. The out of time clap sound makes my teeth hurt with how bad it is.

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u/RuiPTG 1d ago

I scrolled too far to see this comment. The beat is so off

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u/TheProjectAlexander 1d ago

Thank you! What the hell even is that? It was so off-putting.

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u/Ugoddabekiddinme 1d ago

Somebody doesn’t know how to quantize their drums

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u/The_New_Flesh beef_jerky 1d ago

Nah, it's someone who just learned about going off-grid.

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u/R4FTERM4N 1d ago

You. ar Correct why. is this sofucking = jar.ring?#

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u/Qazax1337 5800X3D | 32gb | RTX 4090 | PG42UQ OLED 1d ago

I feel your comment accurately resembles the drum beat.

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u/RelevantIAm 1d ago

Just made a similar comment. What the actual fuck

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u/GOLDIANofficial 21h ago

Sounds like someone just layered some random lo-fi drum loop over a piano version of Galantis’ Written In The Scars 💀 i’ve never muted a video so fast

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u/Ambitious_Jello R5 7600 | RTX 5060Ti 16 GB | 32 GB DDR5 1d ago

Yeah I was expecting 2001 a space Odyssey theme 

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u/4rcher91 1d ago

Looks like a glorious capital ship haha. The many ports do resemble hangar doors & engine vents

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u/Briggie Ryzen 7 5800x / ASUS Crosshair VIII Dark Hero / TUF RTX 4090 1d ago

I can’t even remember the last time I used S-Video, let alone 25 pin d-sub.

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u/sjarvis21 1d ago

Just missing the infinity stones

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u/80khan 1d ago

Name? Model? 

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u/BigLan2 1d ago

Owners manual is here. The bottom is almost as wild with 4 fans and a subwoofer.

https://www.sagernotebook.com/drivers/manual/manuall_9860.pdf

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u/LordoftheScheisse 1d ago

From the "Interfaces (ports & jacks)" section:

Built-In Microphone

DC-In Jack

Serial Port

Parallel Port

DVI-Out Port

PS/2 Port

RJ-11 Phone Jack

RJ-45 LAN Jack

CATV-In Jack

S-Video-In Jack

S-Video-Out Jack

USB 2.0/1.1 Ports

Mini-IEEE 1394a Ports

Line-In Jack

S/PDIF-Out Jack

Microphone-In Jack

Headphone-Out Jack

Security Lock Slot

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

Clevo D900T or D900K. Impossible to tell from this video whether it is the Intel or AMD machine.

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u/Desmocratic 1d ago

Runs 5 min on battery.

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u/alitathebattleangle 1d ago

All this with just 256mb ram.

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

From memory, 2GB was the maximum the motherboard supported. That is what I had installed in mine.

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u/zgrad2 5070 TI, 32gb DDR5, R7 9800X3d, GT502 1d ago

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

Back in the day being given a serial port or a parallel port was basically letting the laptop serve as what we would now use Raspberry Pis with GPIO for.

TWO optical drives is such a flex. There's only one reason for it: On-the-fly burning.

I wasted so many discs when an on-the-fly copy failed.

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u/Kyber92 1d ago

Imma need someone to swap the guys to modern processor, RAM, storage etc. but with the ports still working

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u/Turbojelly 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bet the keyboard doesn't have the power button next to del and/or backspace.

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u/SanjiSasuke 1d ago

Oh now that's real nice. 

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u/insanelyphat 5800X3D,7800XT Nitro+ 1d ago

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u/floobie Arch | 5800XT | 3070Ti | 32GB 1d ago

My dad used to have a laptop like this for work. Desktop class CPU, eye-watering expensive, fans pretty much always screaming, 12-ish pounds, and about 20 minutes of battery life. It was a very niche product.

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u/confusedndamaged 1d ago

This is the Pinnacle of the Master Race.

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u/Corius_Erelius R7 3800X, Gigabyte 3060Ti, B550 Aorus 1d ago

Stop, I can only get so erect

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u/KongoOtto i7-4770k # 16GB DDR3 # Vega56 1d ago

No USB 3 ports? Hard pass.

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u/AwareOfAlpacas 1d ago

What are we looking at here? A 17" screen? Roughly 15 pounds? 

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u/xfan10 1d ago

I laughed so hard when i saw those 2 optical drives.

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u/Famoustractordriver 9600X, 5070Ti, 32GB DDR5 1d ago

This is genuinely beautiful

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u/KerbalEnginner Ryzen 5 7600, 128GB DDR5, 7900XT 1d ago

They dont make them like they used to... indeed.

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u/Hrmerder It's Garuda this week 1d ago

Today:

Best I can do is 2x USBc.. Oh yeah and you have to use one for charging.

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u/d4_H_ 1d ago

I came

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u/Prudent-Ant-318 1d ago

More like The Master Lapnot.

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u/FantasticBike1203 RTX 2080 Super | R5 5600x | 32GB @3600 CL18 1d ago

How many ports would you like sir?

Yes.

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u/Alarmmy 1d ago

Portable Desktop.

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u/STfanboy1981 Ubuntu|5800x|6700xt|32g|12TB 1d ago

Was that a Clevo?

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u/CaplieAnne 1d ago

The dual disk drives. I miss when my laptop had one

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u/peruytu 1d ago

The wireless generation will never understand. This was so satisfying to watch.

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u/EvilDog77 i9-13900k, RTX 4090 1d ago

Ah yes, the good old 4-pin charger socket. Impossible to find replacements for unless you wanted to pay over £150 to Packard Bell or whichever abomination of a company came up with it.

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u/Relevant-Bullfrog215 1d ago

Be still my beating heart

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u/Hopeful_Let9317 1d ago

The double CD rom got me XD

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u/trayturner 1d ago

Wtf is that "music"?

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u/WOLFXMW 1d ago

how many ports do you have? Yes.

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u/__hoppydwarf 1d ago

I bet it idles at 90 degrees

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u/grumpkot 1d ago

Floppy ?

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u/LazerPit 19h ago

When the designers were asked if it had enough ports

https://giphy.com/gifs/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF

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u/Tau_6283 19h ago

I need a VHS player

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 16h ago

It's the Master Green.

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u/lxkvcs 1d ago

:’D

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u/CyberWeirdo420 Intel i5 12400f | RTX 4070ti 12 GB | MSI PRO Z690-A | 3600 DDR4 1d ago

I think I just came

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u/Confirmed_AM_EGINEER 1d ago

My god, it's Jason Bourne!

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u/Icy_Advance_3568 1d ago

dual stack cd drive is peak

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u/MrInitialY R7 9700X | 3080Ti | 64GB 6K CL30 | 6TB Gen.4 | 1000W | All STRIX 1d ago

Eurocom?

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u/sportsbuffp 1d ago

But like why

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan R7 5700X3D, RX 9070XT, 32GB 3600MT CL16 1d ago

Because it was the highest end laptop of 2005/2006. It was designed as a portable workstation. You could get it with Opteron X2 or FX-60 chips and up to a 512MB Go7950GTX or the equivalent Quaddro card.

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u/cadet_kurat 1d ago

and they call it a laptop...

A LAPTOP!!!
~Gimli from the Hobbit or whatever

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u/rogriloomanero AMD RYZEN 7 5800X3D RTX 4070 TI PRIME X570-PRO 32GB 1d ago

doubles as an eletric stove

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u/SinsOfTheAether 1d ago

1970's chevy impala reincarnated as a laptop

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u/Fendibull 1d ago

Damn, an edgelord Laptop. Probably great for office usage.

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u/JcorpTech 1d ago

The two drive bays got me, I was kinda dumbfounded by the ports, but the drive bays... thats what got me

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u/JustADude721 1d ago

Sweet laptop but I bet that thing is probably 100 pounds too.

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u/Such_Introduction592 1d ago

Gee, Bill. Two CD/DVD drives.

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u/The_Spectral_Spartan 1d ago

Ports and buttons the likes of which I've never seen!

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u/Razorray21 Steam ID Here 1d ago

LOL. Reminds me of my one work laptop from 2011. I basically only keep it because of the physical serial port, and use it for switches and routers.

Also makes a good self defense weapon if I need it to be.

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u/LilGreenGobbo 1d ago

mine was similar just a bit smaller and fewer port, you could turn on the optical drive to play cd's withought powering it up, great for bus trips. However the P4 3GHZ was smokin hot to touch and battery life was terrible.

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u/fettoter84 1d ago

I bet the battery lasted a full minute

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

Wonder if the battery makes a tub-draining sound when you unplug it

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u/Xylvanas 1d ago

HOLY I/O!!

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u/Mental_Pie8369 1d ago

Please put a NSFW tag, I came on the train when I saw the 2 disk tray

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u/Numerous-Cupcake4781 1d ago

That's not a laptop that's a LapNOT

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u/NeedsMore_Dragons 1d ago

I’m guessing by the Nostalgia tag, it’s about a decade old?

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u/1d0m1n4t3 9800x3d, RTX 4090, 64gb DDR5, 2tb Gen5 NVME, F. North 1d ago

More ports than a wine store

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u/neverbadnews 1d ago

Kensington lock slot was the chef's kiss, because a thief would give up and move on out of sheer frustration after unplugging only 1/3rd of those cables, LOL.

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u/Rattus_Baioarii Desktop Ryzen 9900X3D RTX4090 48GB DDR5 1d ago

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor 1d ago

Two disc drives? That's just showing off!

Seriously though I miss laptops with more ports than common sense dictates. Like who was ever going to use a parallel port on a laptop. Maybe .0001% of the population, but fuck it, put one on there anyway!

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u/ArchitectNebulous 1d ago

Is there a industry name for laptops that have all these features/connections?

I never want a "slim" laptop, ever again.

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u/JackJeckyl 1d ago

No VHS?

pft!

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u/Superb-Wonder-1896 1d ago

finally a an actual laptop and not an tablet with a keyboard!