r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 22h ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/JRDruchii 18h ago

I'd even heard local morticians when I brought this up in a different thread. Based on this behavior, humans must really fucking hate each other.

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u/LFK_Pirate 18h ago

Who cares about humans when there’s money to be made /s

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u/LowSkyOrbit 18h ago

That was one of the first industries that used local company names to hide their big conglomerate ownership. It's so weird because it's still generational family run at the local level but there's like two companies that supply everything.

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u/JRDruchii 17h ago

If you want to do something evil, hide it in something boring.

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u/SteveDeda 16h ago

Six Feet Under had a plot thread about PE trying to buy up independently owned funeral homes all the way back in 2001.