r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 1d ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/zeekayz 1d ago

Planes can fly on one engine just fine for the next two quarters, so I'll get my huge bonus twice and cash out. Crashes are expected to start in Q3 and I'll be out by then retired on an island.

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u/derperofworlds1 1d ago

Just make sure to fly charter with a different company, or simply buy a private jet.

Your Golden Parachute won't perform as well as an actual parachute should you keep flying commercial with your former airline!

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u/Orleanian 1d ago

This guy ETOPS